Battle in the Chat: Vodka edition

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Battle in the Chat: Vodka edition

Postby Silverdream » Fri Feb 14, 2014 6:26 pm

Three armies went forth to capture a giant mickey of vodka, strong enough to melt a minifig's face off.

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The Trattorians arrived to destroy it. They would destroy this relic to demotivate their enemies.

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They brought a significant amount of reinforcements.

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The Britannians wanted to drink it, and see if the legends were true.

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They brought few reinforcements, in hope their artillery would be enough.

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The Bavarians wished to drink it as well, and deny the Trattorians the great crime.

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For this they brought many reinforcements.
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Re: Battle in the Chat: Vodka edition

Postby Silverdream » Fri Feb 14, 2014 6:52 pm

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The Britannian troops move up.

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Their pirate hero calls upon the vodka to move.

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Sensing his great taste in booze, the vodka moves to meet him.
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Re: Battle in the Chat: Vodka edition

Postby Silverdream » Fri Feb 14, 2014 7:02 pm

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The Trattorians reinforce the rear with three redshirts and a CIF3 thrower.

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The rest move up.
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Re: Battle in the Chat: Vodka edition

Postby Silverdream » Fri Feb 14, 2014 7:33 pm

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"Hey man, come here for a second."

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The Bavarian Hero stabs his underling with a ceremonial dagger.

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"From the fallen blood, rise anew."

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*SHITTY EFFECTS*

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An angerfish has been summoned.

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The medic attempts to revive the soldier, but is unsuccessful.

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First blood is shed by the Trattorians.

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Three soldiers are brought in as reinforcements.

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Re: Battle in the Chat: Vodka edition

Postby Silverdream » Fri Feb 14, 2014 8:29 pm

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A Trattorian is picked off by an ANZAC.

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The first cannon fires.

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Killing the Trattorian officer.

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The second cannon fires.

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Killing a group of Trattorians, and making them fly like ragdolls.

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The Cavalier fires.

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and another Trattorian bites the pus.

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The hero, without any redshirts is gunned down by the rocketeer officer.

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So disappointed.

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Finlay tha Fucka jumps onto the Vodka.

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He knocks it over, crushing two rocketeers.

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Re: Battle in the Chat: Vodka edition

Postby Silverdream » Fri Feb 14, 2014 8:58 pm

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The rest of the Trattorians arrive.

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The troopers sprint across the field to the vodka.

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The CIF3 trooper passes it.

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The Trattorian machine gun robot fires in a big arc.

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He eliminates the entire ANZAC squad, as well as the cavalier.

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A rocketeer is killed as well, from a Trattorian trooper.
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Re: Battle in the Chat: Vodka edition

Postby Silverdream » Fri Feb 14, 2014 9:12 pm

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"I'll send him to hell before he can destroy the sacred relic."

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:byzero:

The CIF3 acts as an explosive, and when hitting the giant bottle of vodka:

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And just like that, the entire battlefield was destroyed.
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Re: Battle in the Chat: Vodka edition

Postby Zupponn » Sat Feb 15, 2014 2:10 am

First Blood was shed by the Bavarians :rtfm:
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Re: Battle in the Chat: Vodka edition

Postby Vami IV » Fri Feb 21, 2014 9:42 pm

I haven't seen such overpowered damage in a while. Hmm.
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