Lazy Battle-Turn 3

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Lazy Battle-Turn 3

Postby Silent-sigfig » Sat May 10, 2014 12:26 pm

45th Union

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Captain Cheeto moons the USA mech in order to blind it with his shiny pale buttocks.

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As usual, the dice aren't in his favor.

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The critical failure has the captain on the ground after tripping on his own pants.

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The troops move up.

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This squad kills two of the remaining USA infantry.

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Another soldier finishes off the rest.

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The Iron Maiden Grabs the Emancipator's leg and Pulls.

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Pulls its own arm off, that is(critical failure)

USA

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The Emancipator is retaliates by firing its chaingun at the Iron maiden.

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The Iron Maiden is completely wrecked.

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The pilot is amazed that he lived.

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His cries of joy are turned into cries of pain as four of his comrades are crushed as the Emancipator bellyflops, which is a surprisingly effective tactic. Without arms it'll be tough to stand back up, however.

Trattorians

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The hero controls the crane.

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He grabs a horse.

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And dips it into the orange liquid.

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The horse comes out of its acid bath a bit skinnier.

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It is then flung at the USA mech...

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busting off an armored panel.

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The remaining Trattorians set up response fire.

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Re: Lazy Battle-Turn 3

Postby lawmaster » Sat May 10, 2014 1:38 pm

Someone save those horses!
You are faced with door what do you do
I use my flamethrower
wait what you can't do that
Sure I can see
*door catches fire*
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Re: Lazy Battle-Turn 3

Postby Coriolanus » Sat May 10, 2014 2:52 pm

The U.S.A. needs to stop having the Chinese manufacture those side armor panels.

And to lawmaster's comment, there should be a PETA secret faction that shows up.
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Re: Lazy Battle-Turn 3

Postby Vami IV » Sat May 10, 2014 6:46 pm

I agree
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The Lego briks must have been manufactured between the 5th to the 15th century.

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Re: Lazy Battle-Turn 3

Postby motorhead fan » Sun May 11, 2014 4:14 am

this is entertaining, that pilot looks a bit like someone I know...
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Re: Lazy Battle-Turn 3

Postby BFenix » Mon May 12, 2014 5:10 am

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