Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 1

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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 1

Postby Vami IV » Wed Dec 03, 2014 2:05 am

Inb4 Shadowscythe.

I kinda want to see where the research will take Zuppon.

Also, it is unfortunate that I'm the only guy who fumbled my feat
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 1

Postby Zupponn » Wed Dec 03, 2014 9:35 am

Do you want us to send orders in as soon as our turn is done or should we wait for you to ask for them?
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 1

Postby stubby » Wed Dec 03, 2014 11:07 am

Vami IV wrote:I kinda want to see where the research will take Zuppon.

Also, it is unfortunate that I'm the only guy who fumbled my feat
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Yeah, normally we get a lot more Feat failures. But be patient, the game's only just begun.

Zupponn and I couldn't come up with anything specific for his research direction, so I polled some fourth graders about what kinds of things they thought he would discover. We were super disappointed that he didn't get the fail result and get stuck with a pink rod that shot cotton candy infinitely and couldn't be turned off. But he double-critted the research roll, so we were forced to accept his unfortunate success.


Zupponn wrote:Do you want us to send orders in as soon as our turn is done or should we wait for you to ask for them?


You can start sending them in now if you want. There's still a bunch of photos left to post for the Magikal Girls and Vladtron, so you might want to wait and see the surprising developments over on that side of the castle.
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 1

Postby Zahru II » Wed Dec 03, 2014 2:04 pm

and I thought it's just yet another dick joke!
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 1

Postby Vami IV » Wed Dec 03, 2014 6:47 pm

Zahru II wrote:And here I thought it was just yet another dick joke!

It was.
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 1

Postby stubby » Wed Dec 03, 2014 10:49 pm

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MAGIKAL GIRLS
Player: Natalya

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LORD VLADTRON: I know you guys love your magik cauldron, but tet's get this show on the road. How long until the portal's open?

SORCERESS SPIDOLA: One does not simply walk into the Grail portal. It's an involved process.

LORD VLADTRON: How involved could it be? The opening's right there. Watch, I'll just walk right over there.

MAGIKAL GIRLS: miles cable claws driller killer ripping holes tattered cloth stained


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LORD VLADTRON: Why is there a giant monster head suddenly.

SORCERESS SPIDOLA: Hexonxonx, a creature of supernatural corruption. A threshold guardian for the purity of the Grail.

MAGIKAL GIRLS: regaining the weather acid rains so sweet sweat streaks downpour


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LORD VLADTRON: This wasn't in the user's manual.

MAGIKAL GIRLS: on humidity colder time talking hints watching tests the heat mangled meat


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Hexonxonx attacks with a scythe claw.

LORD VLADTRON: This is a waste of time. I'm still invincible to physical harm.

SORCERESS SPIDOLA: The danger of Hexonxonx isn't its scythe claws, but its oily shadow bile. It corrupts everything it touches, bringing out a minifig's worst avarice and greed.

MAGIKAL GIRLS: retaliate no blaming in future dreams could you have stopped it


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Hexonxonx attacks with shadow bile.

SHADOW KNIGHT: Whoa!

LORD VLADTRON: Argh! It burns like a boiling slime! I can feel it corrupting every cell in my mind and body!  Just kidding, I feel exactly the same.

SORCERESS SPIDOLA: You're not feeling the nega-planar corruption? The unnatural lusts?

LORD VLADTRON: Not any more than usual.


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SORCERESS SPIDOLA: Because I'm right here. Totally within range of unnatural lusts.

LORD VLADTRON: I'm fine, thanks. A little busy actually.


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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 1

Postby Vami IV » Wed Dec 03, 2014 11:24 pm

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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 1

Postby Zahru II » Thu Dec 04, 2014 2:50 am

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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 1

Postby piltogg » Thu Dec 04, 2014 3:39 pm

LOL Kreo...
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 1

Postby Natalya » Thu Dec 04, 2014 11:01 pm

Aw yea I summoned the Hexonxonx. :boss:
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 1

Postby BFenix » Fri Dec 05, 2014 12:30 am

Natalya wrote:Aw yea I summoned the Hexonxonx. :boss:


Damn you, Natty! I can barely pronounce that!  :fist:
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 1

Postby Zupponn » Fri Dec 05, 2014 12:45 am

Vladtron needs a new T-Shirt that says "I survived the Hexonxonx."
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 1

Postby Zahru II » Fri Dec 05, 2014 1:14 am

The name reminds me of the old C64 title 'Cauldron', aka "Hexenküche" in German.
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 1

Postby stubby » Fri Dec 05, 2014 2:43 pm



So I guess we have a Hexonxonx now. I can't decide whether to NPC it or hand it off as an unexpected surprise faction. Anybody interested?
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 1

Postby Duerer » Fri Dec 05, 2014 2:48 pm

I'd be interested to take the Hexonxonx.
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