ODC: Battle for the Hel Ice Belt Turn 1

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ODC: Battle for the Hel Ice Belt Turn 1

Postby Silverdream » Fri Oct 17, 2014 4:11 pm

Assyrian Star Empire

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Major Chara Natable: Fire everything!

All but one Armoured Core hit their target.

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The damage is massive, but only one HP is removed from the Enki.

Krakow Union

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Witold Sobchak: ALL HAIL POLAN!

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The Void Hussar misses the Armoured Core.

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Witold Sobchak: But how?! How could you dodge the undodgable blow passed down through the Sobchak line for generations?!

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The Void Hussar gets in a more defensive stance.

Scythian Empire

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Lord Admiral Lynam: Puny Evangelist. I'll show you the power of a true mecha made for battle!

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Lord Admiral Lynam: ANTIMATTER SHOULDER CANNONS!

The RIN's Eva quickly pours it's AT Fields into defense, but it's not enough.

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Asuka Sohryu Langley: AAAUUUUGGGHHHHHH

The Antimatter breaks through the AT Field, and destroys her front armour (-1 hp).

RIN

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Asuka Sohryu Langley: You... you bastard...

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Asuka Sohryu Langley: JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?!

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The RT Rifle can't pierce the AT Field by itself.

Asuka Sohryu Langley: ....

Lord Admiral Lynam: Fools! This is what happens when you send a teenage girl in a poorly armed mech against the shining jewel of the Scythian Empire, the Scythian Evangelist! Fuck with us, and I WILL PERSONALLY SHIT ON YOUR CHIPS!
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Re: Battle for the Hel Ice Belt Turn 1 (Unfinished)

Postby Theblackdog » Fri Oct 17, 2014 6:07 pm

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Re: Battle for the Hel Ice Belt Turn 1 (Unfinished)

Postby stubby » Fri Oct 17, 2014 8:48 pm

Are they getting bonus dice for anime dialogue
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Re: Battle for the Hel Ice Belt Turn 1 (Unfinished)

Postby Vami IV » Fri Oct 17, 2014 9:00 pm

stubby wrote:Are they getting bonus dice for anime dialogue?

I gots to know.

I feel more Dirty Harry references are needed here
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Re: Battle for the Hel Ice Belt Turn 1 (Unfinished)

Postby Silverdream » Fri Oct 17, 2014 11:00 pm

stubby wrote:Are they getting bonus dice for anime dialogue


Honestly, I feel like the photos and posing are lacking, so clichés make it more entertaining.

Plus, what else would you expect in an indulgent mecha battle?
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Re: Battle for the Hel Ice Belt Turn 1 (Unfinished)

Postby Silverdream » Sat Oct 25, 2014 1:50 am

Polonia

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Wojtek Sobchak: And now cousin, you will face my Mother's original double slash technique!

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Wojtek Sobchak: No, I cannot harm my own blood.

Wojtek hesitates, and the resulting attack is easily protected by the Void Hussar's shields.

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Wojtek Sobchak: No, I must! For Polonia!

The Giant OTC is stopped by the Void Hussar's shields.

Bavaria

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Otto Skorzeny: Vat?! Who programmed ze targeting computers?

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Otto Skorzeny: At least I can crush the Assyrian vermin!

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Major Chara Natable is annhilated.

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Let me know if you have any questions or if you don't know where your dudes are.
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Re: ODC: Battle for the Hel Ice Belt Turn 1

Postby Silverdream » Tue Oct 28, 2014 9:54 pm

Only Duerer and theblackdog have sent orders.
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Re: ODC: Battle for the Hel Ice Belt Turn 1

Postby Theblackdog » Tue Oct 28, 2014 9:55 pm

Orders sent.  Tremble before the might of my Secret Faction!
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Re: ODC: Battle for the Hel Ice Belt Turn 1

Postby The Shadowscythe » Thu Oct 30, 2014 7:57 am

Shitting on chips reference.

I fucking love it. Ruining the days of teenage girls is what I live for.
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