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Postby Zahru II » Wed Oct 29, 2014 4:45 pm

It was a peaceful day on Ulna, a modern-day Teklevel planet in the Perwar sector.

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Until...

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Jimmy Tinder: 'Oh this is going to be so hype guys!'
Gaelle Strum: 'Look, LARPing is fun and all but I'm not sure we should tamper with landmarks.'
Harald Kain: 'Yeah man, my dad would be hella mad if he had to pay my bail like last time when we stole that ancient biplane!'

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Jimmy Tinder: 'Come on, where's your sense of adventure, ya wusses!'
*creaaak*
Jimmy Tinder: 'Whoa I thought this was only for sho-'

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Suddenly, eldritch beams of light burst out of the tomb.

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WHO DARES DEFILE THE SLUMBER OF SAKMUTH THE 27th!? FOOLISH MORTALS, FEEL THE WRATH OF THE IMMORTAL KING!

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Gaelle Strum: 'Good job Jimmy.'
Harald Kain: 'Oh fu-'

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The enraged skeletal rabble starts decimating the populous.

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Police officer Doolin: 'Curses, those blasted nerds ruin everything.'

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*kzzzk*
Police officer Doolin: 'GP HQ, this is Officer Doolin. We have an EA-0823* class crisis happening on Ulna Colony. I repeat, we have an EA-0823 class crisis happening on Ulna Colony.

*EA-0823: Eldritch Abomination of Unknown Origin

GP HQ: 'We have received your message officer and are about to dispatch strike teams. Our orbital relay shall project ELP* on the area.'

*ELP - Engine Lockdown Protocol

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Police officer Doolin: 'All in a days' work. I'm sure the GP can handle the rest.'

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All automobiles suddenly shut down.

Orbital Announcer: 'Citizens of Ulna Colony, we have just received a distress call about an EA-0823 class crisis happening in your area as of now. We advise you to evacuate in a calm and controlled manner before the Galactic Patrol Orbital Relay seals the area, utilizing our latest IsoTech(tm) forcefield system. We appreciate your cooperation and hope you will have a nice day!

So I figured I'd do something in the spirit of spookmas and offer you something completely different!

Map Overwatch:

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The map is a 3x3 Grid of 32x32 baseplates, starting from the top, going left to right:

A1 - T-junction with fire engine
A2 - Sir Rupert's Castle of Awesome(tm)
A3 - Turn with street sweeper
B1 - Turn with coffee stand
B2 - T-junction with rad roadster
B3 - Junction with yellow jeep
C1 - Riverside with Ancient Tomb of Horrors
C2 - Road with yellow smart car
C3 - Construction site

Map Rules:
All vehicles are under the effect of ELP - Engine Lockdown Protocol: This means they cannot be used for driving and are stationary. They still provide cover and explode if their engines get hit.

Teams and Objectives:

Civilians (Silent-sigfig) - A lot of generally useless minifigs caught in the crossfire. The controller of this faction has 1 turn to evac as many figures as possible from the map before orbital lockdown.

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Civilians include:
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Firefighters Larry and Barry,
Medic Carol,
Streetwise Dan,
"Krazy Kathy" the feline afficionado,
Cool shades Carl,
Sal the Salaryman,
Phil the Photo-freak,
Peeps the Pizza-delivery guy
7 construction and maintenance workers (all on lunch break while conflict is going on)
Racer Rick
Sputnik Steve
Trailblazer Tom
and Hipster Hilda

Stats:
Each minifig has regular stats - 1d6 skill, 5 inch movement, 4 armor. They may posses random equipment.


Objective - Survive with as many figures as you can!

The staff of Sir Rupert's Castle of Awesome(tm) (piltogg) - The enthusiastic and a little emotionally dead crew of the most famous medieval-themed franchise throughout Perwar.

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Stats:
Sir Rupert, Lady Marion, Prince Crowley: 1d6 skill, 5 inch movement, 4 armor. Unarmed.
Guards and Sir Lionmane: 1d6+1 skill, 5 inch movement, 5 armor. One of them has a halberd (use 3, melee range, 1d6+2 damage), one has sword and shield (use 2, melee range, 1d6 damage; use 2, gives 1d6 extra armor when blocking), one has crossbow (use 3, 10 inch range, 1d6+1 damage)
Wilhelm the Blue: 1d8 skill, 5 inch movement, 1d10 armor. Special: he's a Majistik in disguise!
Chuckles: 1d6 skill, 5 inch movement, 4 armor. Has infinite amount of juggling balls (use 3, 69 inch range, 1d6-1 damage).


Objective - Survive with as many figures as you can, whilst not getting out of character! (ie - "knights" should appear valiant and defend the castle)

The Galactic Patrol:

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Strike Team Cobalt (Vami IV) - 3 galactic marines
Strike Team Granite (lawmaster) - 3 galactic marines
Rangers (Quantumsurfer) - 3 rangers, 1 robo-dog

1 strike team = 1 player, obviously. More fun that way.

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Stats:
Galactic Marines: 1d8 skill, 5 inch movement, 1d10 armor, 2 hit points. Armed with Bolter Blasters (use 3, 69 inch range, 1d6+1 damage)
Rangers: 1d6+1 skill, 4 inch movement, 5 armor. Armed with beam rifles (use 3, 12 inch range, 1d6+2 damage)
Robo-dog: 1d6 skill, 69 inch movement, 1d10 armor. Armed with a single ion missile (use 2, 8 inch range, 1d10 damage)

All Strike Teams will receive support units by the end of turn 3.


Shared team objective - Eliminate the undead threat.

Sakmuth the 27th (Scratch)

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1 hero, 18 skeleton warriors, 69 skeleton archers

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Stats:
Sakmuth the 27th: 1d10 skill, 7 inch movement, 2d6 armor, 3 hit points. Armed with serpent staff (use 3, 69 inch range, 1d6+2 damage)
Skeleton Warrior: 1d6 skill, 4 inch movement, 5 armor. Armed with ancient weapons (use 3, melee range, 1d6+1 damage)
Skeleton Officer: 1d8 skill, 5 inch movement, 1d10 armor.Armed with ancient weapons (use 3, melee range, 1d6+1 damage)
Skeleton Archer: 1d6 skill, 4 inch movement, 4 armor. Armed with ancient bows (use 3, 69 inch range, 1d6+1 damage)


Objective - Slaughter the insolent mortals for disturbing your eternal rest!
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Postby piltogg » Wed Oct 29, 2014 4:52 pm

May I take on the staff of sir Rupert's castle of awesome, please?
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Postby Silent-sigfig » Wed Oct 29, 2014 5:18 pm

Civillians please
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Postby Scratch » Wed Oct 29, 2014 5:49 pm

Skeletons please.
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Postby Vami IV » Wed Oct 29, 2014 5:55 pm

Strike Team Cobalt please.
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Postby lawmaster » Wed Oct 29, 2014 6:50 pm

Strike team Granite
You are faced with door what do you do
I use my flamethrower
wait what you can't do that
Sure I can see
*door catches fire*
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Postby Quantumsurfer » Wed Oct 29, 2014 7:02 pm

Rangers, please.
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Postby mgb519 » Wed Oct 29, 2014 7:21 pm

Galactic Patrol, please
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Postby lawmaster » Wed Oct 29, 2014 8:19 pm

mgb519 wrote:Galactic Patrol, please


Who's going to tell him?
You are faced with door what do you do
I use my flamethrower
wait what you can't do that
Sure I can see
*door catches fire*
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Postby Theblackdog » Wed Oct 29, 2014 10:42 pm

This is the best-named battle I've ever seen.  I look forward to seeing how it plays out.
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Postby Vami IV » Thu Oct 30, 2014 12:11 am

lawmaster wrote:
mgb519 wrote:Galactic Patrol, please


Who's going to tell him?

Give him a moment
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Postby Quadruple.Digits » Thu Oct 30, 2014 12:48 am

Can I get Police Officer Doolan? I'm sure he'll drive back when he sees the slaughter taking place in town.

Alternatively, if he doesn't want to drive back and Secret Factions are going to be involved, I'd like to commandeer one please.
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Postby Zahru II » Thu Oct 30, 2014 3:14 am

Secret factions may or may not be added depending on how the battle plays out. I will let you know if any becomes available.

All spots are filled, if you have any questions about your teams, ASK HERE. I'm not accepting orders yet.
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Postby stubby » Thu Oct 30, 2014 9:15 am

Theblackdog wrote:This is the best-named battle I've ever seen.

I'm still fond of all the ones ending in LET'S FIGHT!

Now if this were "Oh Fuck, Skeletons - LET'S FIGHT!" then we'd have a hit on our hands.
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Postby The Shadowscythe » Thu Oct 30, 2014 3:53 pm

Your wish is mah command. . .
-- WARNINK -- LINK BELOW IZ KNOWN TO CAUZE HEMMORAGE --
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I WARNED YOU, DIDN'T I WARN YOU?! BLAME RAYHAWK DAMNIT.

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