Battle in the Chat: Stag Party (O:DC)

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Battle in the Chat: Stag Party (O:DC)

Post by cleanupcrew » Fri Nov 28, 2014 9:38 pm

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Bavarian member of the Reichstag, Herr Dossel, and his wife Frau Dossel, are enjoying a wonderful view from the balcony of their home on Bavaria. Suddenly a loud knocking on their door interrupts their moment.

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Herr Dossel: Vut's the deal here?
Bavarian Knight: Zere's a Trattorian drone attack scheduled on your house at ze end of five turns. Ve need to evacuate you and your wife.

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Bavarian Knight: Ve'll be using zis Space Mafia limousine for zat purpose, so it vill be less conspicuous when you try to leave Bavarian orbit.

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Bavarian Knight: Unfortunately, zere's some normal Trattorian troops here as well trying to prevent zis.

Bavarians: mgb
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Objective: Evacuate Herr Dossel

Trattorians: colette
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Objective: Kill Herr Dossel

Space Mafia: Scratch
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Objective: Evacuate Herr Dossel

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Re: Battle in the Chat: Stag Party (O:DC)

Post by cleanupcrew » Fri Nov 28, 2014 9:58 pm

Bavaria

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The four Bavarian infantrymen combine fire on the Trattorian officer.

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One Bavarian crit fails, but the others take down the officer.

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Herr Dossel sprints towards the limousine.

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He calls out to the Trattorians, pointing out that they will probably die before they discover anything mathematically significant. It works and demoralizes the Trattorians (-1 skill penalty).

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The wife leaps into the knight’s arms with success.

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Re: Battle in the Chat: Stag Party (O:DC)

Post by cleanupcrew » Fri Nov 28, 2014 10:12 pm

Trattoria

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Three Trattorian troopers combine fire on Herr Dossel, but are unable to harm him or his redshirt.

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The other troops fire on their Bavarian counterparts.

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They succeed in killing two of them.

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The dreadnought moves up, knocking down a tree in the process, taking aim at a distant target.

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It eviscerates Herr Dossel’s wife with its size-two claw cannon.

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Re: Battle in the Chat: Stag Party (O:DC)

Post by cleanupcrew » Fri Nov 28, 2014 11:02 pm

Space Mafia

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Spades Slick and One-Eye mount speeders.

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They head towards the Trattorians, guns blazing.

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Spades Slick: Hate to blow all of your heads off with this big fucking gun! Real sorry about that! My bad!

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Not losing his momentum, Spades jumps off his Gatling speeder...

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... and prepares to speed-loot the Reichstagger’s house.

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Unfortunately, Spades slips down the stairs as he finishes collecting his loot.

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He ends up buried in a loot pile and also accidentally sets the house on fire.

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The other mafiosos get in the limo.

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The Rockfish pilot attempts to fire the limo’s oversized guns and missiles, but can’t figure it out.

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His Rockfish brain can understand, however, the deleterious effects of smashing. The dreadnought loses a size point and its claw.

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The other two mafiosos take potshots at the remaining Trattorians.

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They succeed in killing one.

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Re: Battle in the Chat: Stag Party (O:DC)

Post by cleanupcrew » Fri Nov 28, 2014 11:18 pm

Bavaria

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The knight, stricken by his lost love, revs his speeder up.

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He rams it into the Trattorian dreadnought, taking out both of them.

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Herr Dossel throws out the unarmed Rockfish and takes control of the space limo.

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He lifts it off...

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...and flies to safety outside of Bavarian orbit and the Fleck system, to some TA sanctuary world.

Bavarian and Mafia objective achieved.

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Re: Battle in the Chat: Stag Party (O:DC)

Post by cleanupcrew » Fri Nov 28, 2014 11:24 pm

Trattorians

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The two remaining Trattorians rush at the remaining Space Mafia.

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One-eye meets his end.

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Re: Battle in the Chat: Stag Party (O:DC)

Post by cleanupcrew » Fri Nov 28, 2014 11:32 pm

Space Mafia

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Rockfish takes the speeder and fires at the Trattorians, but misses.

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Headbutting seemed to yield better results for the dim-witted Rockfish.

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Spades uses an explosive to dislodge himself from the loot pile.

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He then uses a feat to climb into his own inventory and escape the incoming Trattorian drone.

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Re: Battle in the Chat: Stag Party (O:DC)

Post by cleanupcrew » Fri Nov 28, 2014 11:48 pm

Some time later...

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The last Trattorian soldier sees something white streak by in the sky.

Trattorian Soldier: Hey, Trattorian thing! I’m still alive and I’m down here! There’s these scary-looking heavy Bavarian guys and I need back up and please don’t leave me oh god come on and help your fellow Trattorian...

Trattorian Drone: This is AI Pascal-8704 reporting no signs of the Bavarian Reichstag member. Returning to Trattorian staging base on Bavarian moon.

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Re: Battle in the Chat: Stag Party (O:DC)

Post by Vami IV » Sat Nov 29, 2014 12:09 am

Nice battle.

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Re: Battle in the Chat: Stag Party (O:DC)

Post by motorhead fan » Sun Jan 04, 2015 9:56 am

poor trattorian guy. but a was a nice battle as vami said.

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