Battle in the Chat: Cart Edition

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Battle in the Chat: Cart Edition

Postby Colette » Fri Jan 16, 2015 10:37 pm

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It's a lovely, uneventful day in some USA park.

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Beer Cart Man: Damn Space Mafia, they promised me a retail monopoly on RbT here. And then they go and open up their own little RbT cart!

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Beer Cart Man: mgb
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Objectives: Resecure local RbT retail monopoly.

Flower Cart: KommanderKen
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Balloon Cart: colette
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Notes: Dog has 1d6 bite attack.

Space Mafia: Scratch
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Last edited by Colette on Fri Jan 16, 2015 10:57 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Re: Battle in the Chat: Cart Edition

Postby Colette » Fri Jan 16, 2015 10:56 pm

Beer Cart Man
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Beer Cart Man uses a feat to pour RbT into the old man's rifle to make it explosive or fiery or something.

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It crit succeeds, and the old man takes a shot.

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It completely blows up their Space Mafia rivals.

Space Mafia eliminated
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Re: Battle in the Chat: Cart Edition

Postby Colette » Fri Jan 16, 2015 11:02 pm

Flower Cart
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The beret guy steals a bike.

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He then mows down the old man with his momentum and his flower-cutting knife.
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Re: Battle in the Chat: Cart Edition

Postby Colette » Fri Jan 16, 2015 11:07 pm

Balloon Cart
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The Balloon Cart forces move up.

Flower Cart man: How may I help you, young man?

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Flower Cart man: Arrggghh!

The boy lets his dog loose on the flower cart man, although he survives the mauling.
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Re: Battle in the Chat: Cart Edition

Postby Colette » Fri Jan 16, 2015 11:23 pm

Beer Cart Man
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Beer Cart man douses himself in RbT.

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He then rushes next to the Flower Cart, aiming to explode/immolate himself and his beer keg.

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The Flower Cart forces are eliminated.

Flower Cart eliminated

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The Balloon Cart wins this game, and the senseless loss of life ends up in the bottom of some CNN column.
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Re: Battle in the Chat: Cart Edition

Postby Kommander Ken » Fri Jan 16, 2015 11:28 pm

Beer cart man was one epic bastard. RIP in pieces.
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Re: Battle in the Chat: Cart Edition

Postby mgb519 » Fri Jan 16, 2015 11:39 pm

You won the battle, but I won the chat.
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Re: Battle in the Chat: Cart Edition

Postby devincp » Fri Jan 16, 2015 11:41 pm

Man u sure wish that I had not had to split from chat right as this all was going down. Colette you sure do a good job at this chat battle stuff. Maybe I'll get in on it next time.
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Re: Battle in the Chat: Cart Edition

Postby Zupponn » Sun Jan 18, 2015 8:30 pm

Colette wrote:The Balloon Cart wins this game, and the senseless loss of life ends up in the bottom of some CNN column.

ZNN?
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Re: Battle in the Chat: Cart Edition

Postby Vami IV » Tue Jan 20, 2015 11:41 pm

Zupponn wrote:
Colette wrote:The Balloon Cart wins this game, and the senseless loss of life ends up in the bottom of some CNN column.

ZNN?

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Re: Battle in the Chat: Cart Edition

Postby Zupponn » Wed Jan 21, 2015 6:25 pm

Vami IV wrote:
Zupponn wrote:
Colette wrote:The Balloon Cart wins this game, and the senseless loss of life ends up in the bottom of some CNN column.

ZNN?

joke not understand


Colette wrote:The Balloon Cart wins this game, and the senseless loss of life ends up in the bottom of some CNN column.


Colette wrote:The Balloon Cart wins this game, and the senseless loss of life ends up in the bottom of some ZNN column.


ZNN=Zupponn News Network
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