Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 3

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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 3

Postby Kommander Ken » Sun Aug 07, 2016 10:07 pm

Oh god this is the best.  :lol:
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 3

Postby Tzan » Sun Aug 07, 2016 10:42 pm

HEXONXONX: HEXONXONX


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and awesome effects from last time.
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 3

Postby Natalya » Mon Aug 08, 2016 11:45 pm



The curse it lives on in their eyes!!
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 3

Postby Zupponn » Tue Aug 09, 2016 1:14 am

I love how Natalya and I are doing almost nothing productive. :D
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 3

Postby stubby » Tue Aug 09, 2016 9:12 am

Zupponn wrote:I love how Natalya and I are doing almost nothing productive. :D

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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 3

Postby Tzan » Tue Aug 09, 2016 7:51 pm

King Methouse: "Hmmm, yes, very interesting, it all becomes clear now."

Soldier on a lower level of the tower: "Whats that my lord."

King Methouse: "The enemy is on the move."

Soldier: "Is that a good thing or a bad thing?"

King Methouse: "Well the bad news is, that I have no idea what they are up to. The good news is, I don't think they know either."

Soldier: "Orders, my lord?"

King Methouse: "Keep moving this tower forward for another six months and we'll see if we are in shooting range of enemy territory."

Soldier: "Yeoman! six months ahead!"

Yeoman: "Aye sir! six months ahead!"

King Methouse: "Lower the periscope and rig for silent rolling."

Soldier: "Silent rolling aye!"
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 3

Postby stubby » Tue Aug 09, 2016 9:11 pm

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HEXONXONX
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Nega energy courses through the Hexonxonx bile. Something horrifying is happening.

ZOMBIE AWAY TEAM: Whaaat thhhe craaap


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The dead Bitches and horse rise up from the slime and return as Hexonx Nega-zombies!

HEXONXITES: (gurgle)


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Impaired after walking through the sludge, the pirate zombies are unprepared for the Hexonxites' attack. One zombie loses an arm, and another is hacked to bits. Their counterattacks are mostly ineffective, although the leader manages to wound the Hexonxite horse. Fighters on both sides clumsily drop swords in crit-fails.

ZOMBIE AWAY TEAM: craaap!


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Meanwhile, Hexonxonx recovers from being blasted back into the ocean, and climbs into the heart of the fortress.


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SHADOW KNIGHT CATAPULT OPERATOR: That's right! Come on back over here, you shitspilling squidfucker! Didn't get enough the first time round? Maybe you'd like a taste of my -


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With a single swipe of its massive claw, the Hexonxonx obliterates the catapult operator, the catapult, and the wall behind them.

HEXONXONX: HEXONXONX.
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 3

Postby stubby » Tue Aug 09, 2016 9:26 pm

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A mysterious ship appears on the eastern horizon!

SECRET FACTION UNLOCKED


SECRET RAINBOW FACTION 1: SHADHO EXILES
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RAYHO'S MOM: What are they doing here?? Methhouse!!

KING METHHOUSE: (whistling innocently)

RAYHO'S MOM: Those Shadho turncoats are supposed to be banished!

KING METHHOUSE: Banishment is so harsh. Don't think of them as turncoats. Think of them as cost-free mercenaries.


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SIR RAYHO: Banished? Mom! You told me they all died of a mysterious disintegration disease! That's why we rule the Hawk lands now!

RAYHO'S MOM: What do you mean, cost-free?

KING METHHOUSE: I told them they could have the Hawk lands back if they helped us out. I'm sure it will be fine.

RAYHO'S MOM: Methhouse!!!
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 3

Postby stubby » Tue Aug 09, 2016 9:27 pm

Next up will be the Shadho turn, after I put together their faction summary and send it to Alex.
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 3

Postby Vami IV » Tue Aug 09, 2016 11:12 pm

This battle is the real life quivalent to a battle in a Total War game where there are far too many troops on the field at the same time
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 3

Postby Kommander Ken » Tue Aug 09, 2016 11:39 pm

The greater the troop count, the greater the fatalities.  :wink:
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 3

Postby Duerer » Wed Aug 10, 2016 1:04 am

stubby wrote:Image


Rad! More GIF magik!
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 3

Postby lordintype » Wed Aug 10, 2016 1:10 am

Man, this battle is so great. So funny! :lol:
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 3

Postby Alex » Mon Aug 15, 2016 10:04 pm

Orders in.
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 3

Postby piltogg » Thu Dec 07, 2017 11:39 pm

*bump*
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