Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 3

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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 3

Postby Duerer » Fri Jul 22, 2016 12:23 am

stubby wrote:I just caught him on Steam. He's alive! Just busy with a new job + school.

Glad to here. Already feared that he left us for good.
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 3

Postby Tzan » Fri Jul 22, 2016 11:46 am

He has moved up in the world, now selling car batteries.
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 3

Postby Kommander Ken » Fri Jul 22, 2016 11:55 am

Yeah, GT batteries.
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 3

Postby stubby » Fri Jul 22, 2016 1:22 pm

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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 3

Postby Tzan » Fri Jul 22, 2016 2:32 pm

ooOOOoooh aaAAaah!
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 3

Postby Zupponn » Sat Jul 23, 2016 12:21 pm

Haha.  No, I haven't been working at Batteries Plus for almost a year now.  I worked at Home Depot for a while, but the new job is an internship at Assurant.  I get to audit stuff.

Kommander Ken wrote:Zupps is logged onto Discord almost all the time, but I've never seen him actually chatting.   :mystery:

Most of the time when I'm in Discord I'm using it to game with friends.
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 3

Postby piltogg » Thu Jul 28, 2016 10:22 am

It's aliiive!
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 3

Postby Natalya » Thu Jul 28, 2016 11:03 pm

Barely.
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 3

Postby stubby » Sun Jul 31, 2016 1:33 am

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PINKOMANCERS
Player: Zupponn

The Pinkomancers continue their research, but the Grand Vizier is focused on other things and isn't giving them an inspiration bonus this turn. We'll see how they do without him!


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PLANETARIUMANCER: The power of the pinkoverse flows through me! One billion worlds of pink spinning simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion pinkospheres being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the whole cosmos.

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PLANETARIUMANCER: I can feel every single pink particle that has ever existed at my fingertips, I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my veins. Every jump shot, every rebound and three pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. I Am Pink. I am -


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PLANETARIUMANCER: uh oh

EVIL VIZIER: Hey! Those are expensive!


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ARCANOMANCER: I'm so close to becoming one with the inner Lord VladTron! But I need more PINK POWER


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ARCANOMANCER: Maybe I can draw the elemental power by sticking my head in this chest of generic pink objects!


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ARCANOMANCER: YES, THE PINKNESS


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ARCANOMANCER: I CAN FEEL IT WASHING OVER ME


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ARCANOMANCER: I CAN FEEL IT COURSING THROUGH -


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(thunk)


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PORTALMANCER: Hey, that gives me a great idea. I should look in these chests for loot I can trade for portal parts.


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PORTALMANCER: A gold-handled bucket, a platinum plunger, and a golden mop?


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EVIL VIZIER: Leave those alone! They're for emergencies only!

PORTALMANCER: Sorry boss!


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PORTALMANCER: Now we're talking. Pink gems and gold coins.

The Portalmancer attempts to contact Pinkpod delivery services to put in an order for portal parts, but unfortunately it's a royal holiday. Call back during regular business hours!

PORTALMANCER: Dang it


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PENTAGRAMOMANCER: I'll use the pentagram to align the Pink Power with our pirate forces!


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Success -- ???


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SCRATCHBEARD: What in pink blazes!

ORC HARLOT: Tee hee


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DARK ELF GUARD 1: hereeatthis

DARK ELF GUARD 2: om nom nom


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DARK ELF GUARD 2: whooooooaaaaaaaa

DARK ELF GUARD 1: whoooooaaaaaaaa!


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The Evil Vizier considers rubbing the lamp he's been carrying around. But no. It's not time yet.


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EVIL VIZIER: Lord VladTron! See what I have achieved through my Pinkomantic genius!

LORD VLADTRON: Hold on, I have to examine this floor closely. It's very important work.


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Summoned skeletons continue pouring out of the VladTron ossuaries and arming themselves. One of them lifts VladTron back to his feet.

LORD VLADTRON: All right then, let's see it.


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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 3

Postby Quantumsurfer » Sun Jul 31, 2016 5:19 pm

Those effects are awesome.  The chest was particularly good.  And it made me laugh.  Super good.
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 3

Postby Kommander Ken » Sun Jul 31, 2016 10:53 pm

Yeah holy crap those effects are great. Just curious, what program(s) did you use to make them?

Also, Lord VladTron is a master floor examiner.
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 3

Postby stubby » Sun Jul 31, 2016 11:05 pm

I cell animated it in photoshop, but the effects here (and last turn) are just pink pastiches of the green power animations from homestuck.

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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 3

Postby Zupponn » Thu Aug 04, 2016 8:02 pm

All is going according to plan. :twisted:
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 3

Postby stubby » Sun Aug 07, 2016 7:51 pm

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MAGIKAL GIRLS
Player: Natalya

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DENISE: Sorceress Spidola! Emergency! We've just heard rumors that a Black Spot was sighted on the southern island!

SORCERESS SPIDOLA: A Black Spot? That's a deadly pirate curse! A Spot big enough for an island could block out pics entirely, giving us the power of It Didn't Happen!

BEATRICE: Sorceress Spidola! Emergency! Lord VladTron is fucking boring.

SPIDOLA: Too true!

LORD VLADTRON: I heard that!


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SPIDOLA: Let's face it, girls, we're never going to meet any hot guys around here. Francine! It's time to blow this taco stand! Grab that hot tub and let's get out of here.

FRANCINE THE GIANT SPIDER: You got it!

SPIDOLA: If we're going to break this Peach curse, we'll have to take to the seas!


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LORD VLADTRON: Where are you going? I need that portal opened! That's the whole reason we're having this battle in the first place!

SPIDOLA: Should have tried being less boring then


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SPIDOLA: We already did the hard part, I'm sure you'll figure it out.

MAGIKAL GIRLS: One after one by the star dogged moon, too quick for groan or sigh


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FRANCINE: Hot tub secured!

MAGIKAL GIRLS: Each turned his face with a ghastly pang and cursed me with his eye


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SPIDOLA: Cheryl! You get the cauldron! Medusa! You grab that sybil!

SYBIL STATUE: This is unexpected

MAGIKAL GIRLS: Four times fifty living men, and I heard nor sigh nor groan


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SPIDOLA: Everything into the drink!

(Splash!)

MAGIKAL GIRLS: With heavy thump, a lifeless lump


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SPIDOLA: Hold on to your spinnerets, Francine

FRANCINE: Okay! Wait, why?

(Splash!)

MAGIKAL GIRLS: they dropped down one by one!


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KABOOM

SUMMONING FEAT SUCCESSFUL

LORD VLADTRON: Why is there a giant monster head suddenly?

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KER-SPLOOSH

SPIDOLA: That's no monster head. That's our new ride!


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SYBIL FIGUREHEAD: This is an unusual job transition


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SPIDOLA: Make yourselves lively, ladies! Medusas take the sails! We're magikal pirates now!


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MAGIKAL PIRATES: Goodbye Hexonxonx! We'll miss you!

HEXONXONX: HEXONXONX


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SYBIL STATUE: Wait, what about me?

SPIDOLA: Hold the door! Don't tell VladTron how to get in unless he makes it worth our while!

SYBIL STATUE: Hold the door! Hold the door! That's never ended badly for anyone!

LORD VLADTRON: Curse you Magikal Pirates!
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 3

Postby TheCraigfulOne » Sun Aug 07, 2016 9:32 pm

stubby wrote:Hold the door! Hold the door!


Too soon. :(
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