Z Ogniem I Laserem: Part Deux (FINISHED)

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Re: Z Ogniem I Laserem: Part Deux (TURN 1)

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Re: Z Ogniem I Laserem: Part Deux (TURN 2)

Post by Duerer » Thu Aug 27, 2015 1:42 pm

Ignaz' Battle Group (motorhead fan):
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Ignaz holds his staff up in the air and attempts to destroy the cavalry's armor.

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And indeed, the armour of Jerzy and the Hussars crumble into small and useless bits of iron. FEAT SUCCESSFUL

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The troops move forward, firing at the cavalry. They manage to gun down one Hussar.

Polish Cavalry Detachment (Silent-Sigfig):
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Having read about encounters of Piltogg hover tanks and knowing about their weaknesses, Jerzy thinks about the probability to use a weakspot in it's antigrav motors, to flip it over...

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...until he realizes, that this speciman is a new production type, having relocated it's motors in the rear, making his knowledge useless. FEAT FAILED

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Nevertheless, they attempt to damage the tank, which barely passed it's armor roll.

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The Soror continues to whip Hieronymus, boosting his skill roll.

Imperial Magikstrate (Apollyon):
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The Smok moves forwards and, having the Nazis already in sight, it guns down a Grunt and a Terminator. Additionally, the machine gun injures a Wolf (one HP remaining).

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Hieronymus the Warden: "*grumble-grumble* This might work..."
Hieronymus grabs deep inside his pockets in an attempt, to find something useful, to build some molotov cocktails for his men...

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Hieronymus the Warden: "Here! Grab 'em, while they're hot!"
The mage manages to make enough molotov cocktails (hand-held explosive with 1d4 fire damage, instead of 1d10 explosion damage) for all ten men in his battlegroup. FEAT SUCCESSFUL

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The five-man squad around the heavy weapon dude sprint forwards, next to the tank.

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Hieronymus and the other squad occupy the ruined house and take cover inside. Appearently, they found two weapons inside: a rusty OTC and a flintlock rifle (More weapons have been hidden accross the battlefield, so keep your eyes open for more of them! Stats will be revealed, upon picking them up.).

Arschspritzen's Battle Group (Bluefog):
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Two grunts manage to gun down the last Hussar. The Von Trotha fires with it's main gun and one of it's machine guns at Jerzy and the horses. One horse is gunned down by the MG, while another one redshirts Durer, saving him from being grilled by the laser beam.

Overwatch:
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Kills:
Coalition Forces: 1+5= 6
Nutzee Forces: 3+3 =6

HP and SP:
Jerzy Durer: 2/3 HP
Hieronymus the Warden: 3/3 HP
Kultführer Ignaz: 3/3 HP
General Arschspritzen: 3/3 HP
Smok Battle Tank: 6/6 SP
Von Trotha Hover Tank: 7/7 SP

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Re: Z Ogniem I Laserem: Part Deux (TURN 3)

Post by Duerer » Fri Aug 28, 2015 12:11 pm

Polish Cavalry Detachment (Silent-Sigfig):
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Jerzy tries to climb the tank throught the barrel...

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...but decided to go the easy way and entered it, through the top hatch. FEAT SUCCESFUL

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Inside the tank, Jerzy kills one of the tank drivers.

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Having no master to control him, the horse falls for it's natural instincts and leaves the battlefield, bringing itself into safety.

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The Soror waits outside of the house for Hieronymus to come out.

Ignaz' Battle Group (motorhead fan):
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Ignaz summons a storm to blow the house nearby, into the tank's direction.

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The house was blown away and the Smok suffers one SP damage (5 SP remaining). A heavy waraxe has been unearthed in the process (next pic). FEAT SUCCESFUL

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The rest of his battlegroup fires at the tank's weaponry, destroying the main gun and it's machine gun.

Arschspritzen's Battle Group (Bluefog):
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General Sigmund Arschspritzen: "Out of my tank!!"
Jerzy Durer: "lol nope"
In order to regain control over his tank, the General attempts to grab Jerzy and throw him out, but as the stubborn Pole as he is, Jerzy shoves the commander back. FEAT FAILED

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The two remaining grunts climb up and stand right before the top hatch, preparing to enter the tank and driving Durer out.

Imperial Magikstrate (Apollyon):
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The five soldiers next to the tank attack the werewolves, but somehow do not manage, to hurt any of them.

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Hieronymus leaves the house, holding the rusty OTC (Use:3 Range:CC Damage:2d6 Notes: cannot be parried and deals another d6 of damage against structures) in his hand.

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Soror Dominatrix: "Ready for some whipping, sweetie?"
Hieronymus the Warden: "Not this time!!"
The Soror attempts to whip Hieronymus another time, but misses with her whip.

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Hieronymus lifts his stuff up in the air, to summon a Ring of Fire around him, protecting him from any kind of damage.

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Hieronymus the Warden: "Uhm well, I think something went wrong, here."
Unfortunately, the mage burns himself, yet manages to remain unharmed. FEAT FAILED

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Nevertheless, he proceeds towards the Nazis, in order to aid troubled Jerzy.

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The squad inside the house remains there, waiting for enemies to come at range.

Overwatch:
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Kills:
Coalition Forces: 3+4= 7
Nutzee Forces: 3+4 =7

HP and SP:
Jerzy Durer: 2/3 HP
Hieronymus the Warden: 3/3 HP
Kultführer Ignaz: 3/3 HP
General Arschspritzen: 3/3 HP
Smok Battle Tank: 5/6 SP
Von Trotha Hover Tank: 7/7 SP

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Re: Z Ogniem I Laserem: Part Deux (TURN 3)

Post by Duerer » Sun Aug 30, 2015 12:40 am

Still need orders from Silent-sigfig.
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Re: Z Ogniem I Laserem: Part Deux (TURN 4)

Post by Duerer » Mon Aug 31, 2015 6:22 am

Polish Cavalry Detachment (Silent-Sigfig):
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Jerzy gains control over the main gun and makes a 360 degree turn with it, whacking two grunts with it.

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The Soror keeps whiping Hieronymus, giving him a +1 skill boost.

Arschspritzen's Battle Group (Bluefog):
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The General lets the tank engines overheat, in order to make the whole thing blow up.

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Jerzy Durer: "Where do you think, you are going, asshole?!"
Arschspritzen also attempts to escape in a ninja-esque, but Jerzy manages to grab him by his leg, in the last moment. FEAT FAILED

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The tank explodes, taking Jerzy and the remaining pilot with it.

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General Schwanzschlagen, however, crawls out of the tank and survives with one HP remaining.

Imperial Magikstrate (Apollyon):
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The Smok rams the Wolves, but only manages to injure the one in the middle.

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The five infantry men attack the wolves, taking out the one werewolf, that got injured, recently.

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The other five men squad leaves the house, moving towards the other side of the battlefield.

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Hieronymus cast another fiery spell...

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...this time, a giant fire ball rains upon the Nazis. FEAT SUCCESSFUL

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It takes out two grunts and injuring Ignaz (2 HP remaining).

Ignaz' Battle Group (motorhead fan):
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Ignaz uses his magic to grant his man the unholy gaze of Brikthulhu (+1 Skill for hitting enemies with ranged weaponry). FEAT SUCCESSFUL

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The grunts and a werewolf manage to take down the heavy weapons dude and an Imperial Soldier. the other wolf grabs the terminator's OTC.

Overwatch:
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Kills:
Coalition Forces: 5+8= 13
Nutzee Forces: 5+5 =10

HP and SP:
Jerzy Durer: 0/3 HP
Hieronymus the Warden: 3/3 HP
Kultführer Ignaz: 2/3 HP
General Arschspritzen: 1/3 HP
Smok Battle Tank: 5/6 SP
Von Trotha Hover Tank: 0/7 SP

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Re: Z Ogniem I Laserem: Part Deux (TURN 4)

Post by Vami IV » Mon Aug 31, 2015 5:24 pm

Doubling my bet on the Nazis losing

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Re: Z Ogniem I Laserem: Part Deux (TURN 4)

Post by Silent-sigfig » Mon Aug 31, 2015 10:08 pm

Mission accomplished!
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Re: Z Ogniem I Laserem: Part Deux (TURN 4)

Post by Duerer » Tue Sep 01, 2015 11:46 am

Still need orders from Apollyon, in order to do the next Turn.
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Re: Z Ogniem I Laserem: Part Deux (TURN 5)

Post by Duerer » Wed Sep 02, 2015 11:30 am

Arschspritzen's Battle Group (Bluefog):
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The General moves away from the tree and grabs a rifle, along with an OTC.

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Then, he manages to take out one Imperial Soldier.

Polish Cavalry Detachment (Silent-Sigfig):
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The Soror Dominatrix whips the tank, giving it a +1 skill bonus.

Ignaz' Battle Group (motorhead fan):
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The grunts and werewolves fall back, while taking out another infantry man.

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Ignaz: "*ghostly echo* None of you maggots could take on my infinite power!!"
Ignaz channels his magik energies in order to lift a quite big piece of debris...

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...and throw it right at the squad, that just left the house. The lieutenant and two infantry man have been squished in the proccess.

Imperial Magikstrate (Apollyon):
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The two remaining men try to attack Ignaz, but fail to harm him.

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The grunt next to the tank moves towards the Piltogg goons, with a molotov cocktail in his hand.

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General Arschspritzen: "MEIN LEBEN!!"
The effect was disastrous: two grunts and a werewolf have been set on fire (-2 on skill and armor, until the fire has been put out), the werewolf has been injured and the General has been killed, after crit-failing his armor roll.
Arschspritzen's Battle Group eliminated

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Because the Tank has been rendered useless, the two crewmen disembark...

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...and grab some weapons from their fallen comrades.

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Because his initial target has been killed, Hieronymus moves towards Ignaz and attempts to incinerate him.

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Hieronymus the Warden: "Can't it work at least once?!"
Unfortunately, the Warden sets himself afire, yet manages to remain unarmed. FEAT FAILED

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Kills:
Coalition Forces: 5+9= 14
Nutzee Forces: 9+6 =15

HP and SP:
Jerzy Durer: 0/3 HP
Hieronymus the Warden: 3/3 HP
Kultführer Ignaz: 2/3 HP
General Arschspritzen: 0/3 HP
Smok Battle Tank: 5/6 SP
Von Trotha Hover Tank: 0/7 SP

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Re: Z Ogniem I Laserem: Part Deux (TURN 5)

Post by Duerer » Thu Sep 03, 2015 1:48 pm

Just need orders from Silent-Sigfig.
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Re: Z Ogniem I Laserem: Part Deux (TURN 6)

Post by Duerer » Fri Sep 04, 2015 2:48 am

Imperial Magikstrate (Apollyon):
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All remaining soldier and crewmen fire at the Nutzee infantry and take down two burning grunts, while the werewolves remain unharmed.

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Hieronymus tries to melt the Smok and cover Ignaz in a blob of molten steel ABS, but again, he can't focus his powers, in order to do so. FEAT FAILED

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Nevertheless, the Mage tries to attack the Cult Leader, who is redshirted by a werewolf, carrying an OTC.

Ignaz' Battle Group (motorhead fan):
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Ignaz concentrated his magikal powers, in order to dematerialize the tank and rematerialize it inside HIeronymus...

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... but somehow, the tank rematerialized at the roof of this building. FEAT FAILED

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Thus, Ignaz strikes with his staff, while Hieronymus barely passed his armor roll.

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An Imperial crewman is shot by a werewolf's shotgun.

Polish Cavalry Detachment (Silent-Sigfig):
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The Soror Dominatrix whips Hieronymus, once more, giving him a +1 skill bonus for the next turn.

Overwatch:
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Kills:
Coalition Forces: 8+9= 17
Nutzee Forces: 10+6 =16

HP and SP:
Jerzy Durer: 0/3 HP
Hieronymus the Warden: 3/3 HP
Kultführer Ignaz: 2/3 HP
General Arschspritzen: 0/3 HP
Smok Battle Tank: 5/6 SP
Von Trotha Hover Tank: 0/7 SP

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PS: It would be nice, if I get your orders for the last turn, ASAP. I wanted to get at least another battle done, in the free time, that I've got left, before uni.
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Re: Z Ogniem I Laserem: Part Deux (FINISHED)

Post by Duerer » Sat Sep 05, 2015 1:39 am

Imperial Magikstrate (Apollyon):
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The entire infantry concentrates their fire on the werewolf, but fail to take him down.

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Hieronymus the Warden: "Dammit, why won't it work this time?!" Once again, Hieronymus couldn't concentrate his magik to form a fireball, just when Iron Maiden relased their new record! FEAT FAILED

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The Warden proceeds to whack Ignaz with the OTC, but the werewolf jumps right in between and redshirts the Cult Leader.

Ignaz' Battle Group (motorhead fan):
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Ignaz channels his magik to lift the wreck of the Hover Tank and to drop it on Hieronymus.

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But he couldn't concentrate for one fraction of a second and dropped it on himself, squishing him. But hey, he managed to take an Imperial Soldier with him, in the process. FEAT FAILED

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But suddenly, Ignaz' remains dissolved in a pool of green ichor, leaving his fate uncertain. Did he really die or did he just abandon his mortal hull? Did he maybe transcend into another plane of existence?

Overwatch:
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Kills:
Coalition Forces: 10+9= 19
Nutzee Forces: 11+6 =17

HP and SP:
Jerzy Durer: 0/3 HP
Hieronymus the Warden: 3/3 HP
Kultführer Ignaz: 0/3 HP
General Arschspritzen: 0/3 HP
Smok Battle Tank: 5/6 SP
Von Trotha Hover Tank: 0/7 SP

Due to eradicating the whole enemy team, this battle results in a:
!COALITION VICTORY!

Thank you guys for participating in this battle. I hope you liked playing it as much as I did hosting it. Feel free to give some constructive criticism or any other suggestions for next time. An epilogue will be released, shortly.
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Z Ogniem I Laserem: Part Deux (Epilogue)

Post by Duerer » Sat Sep 05, 2015 5:05 am

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The survivors gather around the green ichor, left after Ignaz' demise and wonder, what really happened to him.

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:iwolf: : "RRROOOOOAAAAAARRR!!!"
Suddenly a mighty roar nearby, caught the attention of the remaining coalition troops...

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... revealing, that the Nutzees called in more reinforcements!

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Hieronymus the Warden: "We can't deal with them, now! We have to go and look for more survivors and bring them into safety!"

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*WHOOOOSH*
Finally, Hieronymus managed to get a teleportation spell working, bringing him and his men into safety, for now...


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*WHOOOOSH*

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*WHOOOOSH*

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:iwolf: :"*sniff-sniff* GGRRRRRR!!"
While the saucers scout the area for more civilians for the sacrifice, the giant she-wolf notices something nearby...

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...something inside the hover tank.

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Quickly, she runs towards the wreck and grabs something out of it...

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...it's the body of the Chief Librarian Jerzy Durer. She proceeds into devouring his body, until her master came in.
???: "AUS, GRETA! PFUI!"

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Hans-Rudi Jäger: "Lass ihn los, Greta!"

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The she-wolf obeys her master and releases Jerzy's body.
Hans-Rudi Jäger: "Wait, I think I say that guy! It's the librarian I've read about in the intel report, that the General handed me over! But I have no use for his corpse, though."

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Henchman: "Ha, I zink ve're lucky, zis time! He unconshuss, but still breazing!"
Hans-Rudi Jäger: "Splendid! I take care of him, personally. Who knows, what information he might have for us..."

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Hans-Rudi Jäger: "You two, go forth and look for more lamb for the sacrifice. The cultists still aren't happy, with what they already have!!"
Henchmen: "*simultaneously* Jawohl, mein Herr!"
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Re: Z Ogniem I Laserem: Part Deux (FINISHED)

Post by Apollyon » Sat Sep 05, 2015 6:54 am

It was a pleasure. Despite the fact that the team i played felt very incompetent. What's wrong with your dice?
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Re: Z Ogniem I Laserem: Part Deux (FINISHED)

Post by Duerer » Sat Sep 05, 2015 7:10 am

Apollyon wrote:It was a pleasure. Despite the fact that the team i played felt very incompetent. What's wrong with your dice?
Dunno, mine tend to roll either very good or very shitty, according to my experiences in wargaming.
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