MR SKELTAL'S SKELETON WAR 2015 - TURN 2

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MR SKELTAL'S SKELETON WAR 2015 - TURN 2

Postby mr skeltal » Thu Nov 05, 2015 4:31 pm

turn TOW
aw yeag

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TURN 2

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SKELETON: throttle it motherfucker


SKELETON: word


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VAMI IV: NOPE


He slams the accelerator.

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SKELETON: BLASTOOOOOFF


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VAMI IV: HYYAAAAAAAAAA


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DUERER: Grrrrff.


KALVINATOR descends upon DUERER all sneaky-like.

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KALVINATOR: GIMME THE GUNNER SEAT FUZZY BALLS


DUERER: GRRRAAAWWWRRR!


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It fails.

DUERER: Gwurf!


KALVINATOR: shit


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It's a miracle KALVINATOR wasn't tossed off the rig entirely.

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DUERER arms the flamethrower. The buggy is now in range.

DUERER: Grrrrrrrrrr.


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*click*

...

The flamethrower doesn't work!

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It is not connected to the propane tank!

DUERER: GRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAA


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L-MAN jams an arm in the cabin and yanks VAMI IV's hand to the side.

VAMI IV: What the fuck!?


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The rig veers to the side. The buggy keeps its distance, but accepts the closing gap as it advances.

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L-MAN: That buggy is MINE!


SKELETON: tha fack


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L-MAN: SWAN LEAP!


...

critfail

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crunch

L-MAN IS [[DEAD]]

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SKELETON: beautiful really


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ZAEDON: Eat stick, ya boney booties!


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ZAEDON hurls the stick.

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Right in the noggin. Nonlethal, though.

SKELETON: AGH FUCK


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ZAEDON scurries off to rummage for a gun.

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*plok*

SKELETON: there ya go bro


SKELETON: aaff fuck grr PEDAL TO THE METTLE WE ATTACK NOW


MEANWHILE, BACK AT THE RIBCAGE CAR

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BANN154: Alright, let's do this. Let's do the thing.


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BANN154 attempts to snap his restraints in two/cleverly pick the lock.

BANN154: HUUUUURRRNNNNGGGGHHH


...

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no sale

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BANN154: Damnit.


BACK TO THE ACTION

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LORDINTYPE: I know! Let's throw another stick!


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SKELETON: oh no


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LORDINTYPE: 3, 2...


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SKELETON: SHITSHITSHITSHIT


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LORDINTYPE: Whee!


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SKELETON: shit


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*BOOM*

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SKELETONS: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


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MADDOX: These thing EXPLODE!?


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The skeletal buggy has a gash torn in the side and its cool spooky rollbar busted apart. It won't last much longer.

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SKELETON: rrrrrRRRGH NIIIITRO


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KOMMANDER KEN: You scurrilous reprobates! May your calcium spoil!


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MADDOX: Y'know, I was gonna start swinging this thing at them when they got in range, but I'm having second thoughts.


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SKELETON: GO GO GO


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The skeletons blast forth. The fuckmobile can't keep up!

SKELETON: u fuckbois are ded ded ded


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SKELETON: turn man turn


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UNNAMED NINJA: Not if I can help it!


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SKELETON: u can't lol


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SKELETON: ok ur lined up man


SKELETON: FIRE


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The REAR LAUNCHAR fires. Nothing can be done now.

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SKELETON: BOOM HAHAHA


The UNNAMED NINJA is blasted clear off the vehicle.

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The skeletons gloat loudly.

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Both front wheels have taken some gnarly damage.

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The Fuckmobile's steering jitters and the axle strains. The vehicle begins to swerve.

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VAMI IV: Oh, you done it now.


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The buggy's thrusters blow out as the Fuckmobile regains control.

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HAM701: Have some of this!


HAM701 fires off the musket she found in the supplies.

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Direct hit.

SKELETON: BAH


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SKELETON: well its been fun


VAMI IV: AAAAAAA


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VAMI IV yanks the wheel to the left. The massive tire looms over the buggy.

SKELETON: thank mr skeltal


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*SHRED*

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MADDOX: Got 'em!


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HAM701: Oh, Silvy, you found a gun back there too? Niiiice!


SILVERDREAM: Yeah!


LORDINTYPE: Uh, guys?


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LORDINTYPE emerges from the supply pile.

LORDINTYPE: Can this thing go any faster?


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LORDINTYPE: 'Cause that's a lot of skeletons.


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EVERYONE: Holy shit.


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...

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...

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INSERT_BLANK: Driver.


SKELETON: ya boss


INSERT_BLANK: Faster.


SKELETON: k


NIMJA: Hey, can you try to bite the cuffs off with your long snout?


*CRAZYHORSE*: You tryin' to get me killed!?


INSERT_BLANK: Quiet, you two.


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...

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MGB519: We're eating fuckboi tonight.


FUCKMOBILE STATUS

           [ 45 ]---[ 42 ]
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[````]           |            [````]
[ 100 ]-------------[ 100 ]
[_____]                        [_____]

(^ tire health, originally 50/50/100/100)

FUCKBOI STATUS

REDROVER: ---------------[[???]]
SILVERDREAM: -----------[[Alive]]
VAMI IV: ------------------[[Alive]]
LAWMASTER: ------------[[Alive]]
KOMMANDER KEN: ------[[Alive]]
DUERER: ------------------[[Alive]]
ZAEDON: ------------------[[Alive]]
MADDOX: ------------------[[Alive]]
BANN154: -----------------[[Alive]]
MOTORHEAD FAN: -------[[???]]
HAM701: -------------------[[Alive]]
LORDINTYPE: -------------[[Alive]]
*CRAZYHORSE*: -----------[[Alive]]
KALVINATOR: -------------[[Alive]]
RUNNYBABBIT223: -------[[???]]
L-MAN: --------------------[[Dead]]
NIMJA: ---------------------[[Alive]]

SKELETON STATUS

MGB519: --------------------[[Spooky]]
INSERT_BLANK: ------------[[Spooky]]

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NOW ACCEPTING ORDERS (from players assed as [[Alive]] and [[Spooky]]) FOR TURN 3 (PM orders pls)


ADDIDIONALY
in inclusion to ur regular orders, be sure to pm me ur reaction orders
shit happens in battel and u gotta be ready to react
give me a number from 1 to 5 along with any comments that will hellp me understand ur reaction
this signals how passive or aggressive ur reaction is
1 means u run away
2 means u stay ur distance
3 means u don't do anything in response
4 means you go on the offensive
5 means you go apeshit on a motherfucker (and will prob die from craziness)


thx
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Re: MR SKELTAL'S SKELETON WAR 2015 - TURN 2

Postby Zadeon » Thu Nov 05, 2015 5:38 pm

Oh crap I hope we don't fight them all at once.

I sent in my orders.
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Re: MR SKELTAL'S SKELETON WAR 2015 - TURN 2

Postby *CRAZYHORSE* » Thu Nov 05, 2015 6:50 pm

OH man this is it right here.
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Re: MR SKELTAL'S SKELETON WAR 2015 - TURN 2

Postby Zupponn » Thu Nov 05, 2015 8:01 pm

Hell yes.  This is turning into one of the most awesome and  :666: things I've seen in a while.  Too bad I didn't sign up earlier.  Would be interested if there are still spots open.  Either way, calcium for the calcium god!
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Re: MR SKELTAL'S SKELETON WAR 2015 - TURN 2

Postby bann154 » Thu Nov 05, 2015 8:09 pm

If someone can find a gun and shoot the skeleton on the back of the ribcage car that'd be lovely so i could hijack it.
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Re: MR SKELTAL'S SKELETON WAR 2015 - TURN 2

Postby CaptainZebra » Fri Nov 06, 2015 11:02 am

I signed up... There was no clause on instant deletion of sign up.
My keboa5rd =isn't wo5rk=ing ve5ry well at the moment... Exc6use any m=istakes =in my ty-p=ing.(T5r6ust, me =it can get a lot wo5rse than th=is)
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Re: MR SKELTAL'S SKELETON WAR 2015 - TURN 2

Postby mr skeltal » Fri Nov 06, 2015 11:20 am

CaptainZebra wrote:I signed up... There was no clause on instant deletion of sign up.


ull have to take that up with the admins fuckboi cuz i dunno anthing about that
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Re: MR SKELTAL'S SKELETON WAR 2015 - TURN 2

Postby L-Man » Fri Nov 06, 2015 1:37 pm

God. F*cking. Dammit.

Well, it was fun  :omnom:
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Re: MR SKELTAL'S SKELETON WAR 2015 - TURN 2

Postby CaptainZebra » Sat Nov 07, 2015 4:29 am

I deleted as part of my evil scheme...
My keboa5rd =isn't wo5rk=ing ve5ry well at the moment... Exc6use any m=istakes =in my ty-p=ing.(T5r6ust, me =it can get a lot wo5rse than th=is)
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Re: MR SKELTAL'S SKELETON WAR 2015 - TURN 2

Postby RedRover » Sat Nov 07, 2015 10:45 am

How's that working out for ya?
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Re: MR SKELTAL'S SKELETON WAR 2015 - TURN 2

Postby Vami IV » Sat Nov 07, 2015 8:55 pm

L-Man wrote:God. F*cking. Dammit.

Well, it was fun  :omnom:

yeah, I hope it was. u fucked up the front of my ride motherfucker
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Re: MR SKELTAL'S SKELETON WAR 2015 - TURN 2

Postby CaptainZebra » Sun Nov 08, 2015 3:38 am

RedRover wrote:How's that working out for ya?

Better than Jar Jar's
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Re: MR SKELTAL'S SKELETON WAR 2015 - TURN 2

Postby L-Man » Sun Nov 08, 2015 4:41 pm

Vami IV wrote:
L-Man wrote:God. F*cking. Dammit.

Well, it was fun  :omnom:

yeah, I hope it was. u fucked up the front of my ride motherfucker


Fuckin wot m8? I only painted our fukmobile bit more red with my blood :D
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Re: MR SKELTAL'S SKELETON WAR 2015 - TURN 2

Postby *CRAZYHORSE* » Mon Nov 09, 2015 6:19 am

I'm hungry for turn 3!
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