The Giant has fallen! (FINISHED)

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Re: The Giant has fallen! (TURN 1)

Post by Duerer » Wed Feb 24, 2016 9:45 am

Silent-sigfig wrote:Shitgoat please
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Re: The Giant has fallen! (TURN 2)

Post by Duerer » Thu Feb 25, 2016 4:17 am

Turn Order (determined by a D20):
Soviet Dragoon Battalion (Apollyon): 19
Kazak Raiders (Zahru II): 16
Magyar Huszár Brigade (runnybabbit223): 12
Shitgoat (Silent-sigfig): 10
Polish Husaria Detachment (Brikguy0410): 7

Soviet Dragoon Battalion (Apollyon):
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The Dragoons shoot two more Husary, while Oksana stands on top of he horse, deflecting incoming attacks.

Kazak Raiders (Zahru II):
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The Kazaki manage to take out one Huszár. The counters against the Kazaki fail to do any damage.

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Kohut attempts to lift a horse, but even his strength has hit it's boundaries.

Magyar Huszár Brigade (runnybabbit223):
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Titusz and the remaining Huszár take out the last two Kazaki.

Shitgoat (Silent-sigfig):
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Du'pa: "ROOOOOAAAARR!!!"
Du'pa attempts to scare off the horses to crap on the battlefield...

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...but crit-fails and only ends up shitting himself. The bloddy diarrhoea doesn't look too healthy, either (1 HP damage).

Polish Husaria Detachment (Brikguy0410):
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Jerzy attempts to jump from horseback to Oksana...

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...but only trips on himself.

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The Husary manage to kill one Dragoon. Two others are locked in close combat.

Horses (NPC'd):
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Even mor horses leave the battlefield.

Overwatch:
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Kill Count:
Coalition: 5+1
Soviets: 3+4
Shitgoat: 0

HP:
Titusz Czászár (3/3)
Jerzy Durer (3/3)
Oksana Ivanova(3/3)
Olek Kohut (3/3)
Du'pa (2/3)

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Re: The Giant has fallen! (TURN 2)

Post by Duerer » Thu Feb 25, 2016 1:41 pm

Still need orders from Apollyon and Silent-Sigfig.
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Re: The Giant has fallen! (TURN 3)

Post by Duerer » Fri Feb 26, 2016 4:14 am

Turn Order (determined by a D20):
Polish Husaria Detachment (Brikguy0410): 20
Shitgoat (Silent-sigfig): 19
Magyar Huszár Brigade (runnybabbit223): 10
Soviet Dragoon Battalion (Apollyon): 4
Kazak Raiders (Zahru II): 2

Polish Husaria Detachment (Brikguy0410):
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The two Husary attack the Dragoons, taking one out. Jerzy stands up and goes towards the nearest enemy.

Shitgoat (Silent-sigfig):
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Like a shitty penguin, Du'pa is sliding towards the battlefield, leaving a trail of shit. Unfortunately, there weren't enough figs to get splashed by it.

Magyar Huszár Brigade (runnybabbit223):
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The Magyar Huszár swiftly decapitates another Dragoon.

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Titusz engages Olek in close combat, whose counter-attack misses. He then proceeds to call back some horses, to attack the Dragoons.

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But only scares them further away.

Soviet Dragoon Battalion (Apollyon):
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The Dragoons remount and shoot one Husarz.

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Oksana rides towards Jerzy and lungs for the slam with her sword...

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...but the Chief Librarian parries with a strike of his chainblade. No damage was dealt, tho.

Kazak Raiders (Zahru II):
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Kohut attempts to kick Titusz from his horse...

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...but gets thrown out of his own saddle instead. Unharmed, but disrupted.

Overwatch:
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Kill Count:
Coalition: 6+2
Soviets: 4+4
Shitgoat: 0

HP:
Titusz Czászár (3/3)
Jerzy Durer (3/3)
Oksana Ivanova(3/3)
Olek Kohut (3/3)
Du'pa (2/3)

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Re: The Giant has fallen! (TURN 4)

Post by Duerer » Sat Feb 27, 2016 3:29 am

Turn Order (determined by a D20):
Polish Husaria Detachment (Brikguy0410): 20
Magyar Huszár Brigade (runnybabbit223): 16
Soviet Dragoon Battalion (Apollyon): 15
Shitgoat (Silent-sigfig): 5
Kazak Raiders (Zahru II): 4

Polish Husaria Detachment (Brikguy0410):
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Jerzy and the last Husarz combine their attack on Oksana, who got redshirted by a dragoon, riding by.

Magyar Huszár Brigade (runnybabbit223):
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The Huszár attacks the Dragoon, but misses.

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Titusz tramples on Olek with his horse and deals 2 HP damage.

Soviet Dragoon Battalion (Apollyon):
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The Dragoon opens fire on the Husarz, but doesn't do enough damage.

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Oksana tries to blame Jerzy to collaborate with the Soviets, but all they seem to hear is "cyka blyad".

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Dragoon: "Hey, hey! What is she talking about?"
Jerzy Durer: "No idea, but I think it's about your mom. She just said, that your mom is dumb."
Dragoon: "Huh! You will pay for it, you bitch! :fist: "

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Enraged by that, the Dragoon opens fire at Oksana, but fails to do any damage (he's still under Soviet control, next turn).

Shitgoat (Silent-sigfig):
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Du'pa grabs into the butt of Titusz' horse to scare him off...

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...but all he does is ending up is shitting on the shitgoat, with a slight feeling of relief.

Kazak Raiders (Zahru II):
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Fully pissed, Olek grabs Titusz' horse and throws it away, disrupting both.

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Olek Kohut: "Alright Hun, time for a beat-up!"

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Olek beats the living shit out of the Magyar officer, but he barely manages to do his armor roll.

Overwatch:
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Kill Count:
Coalition: 6+3
Soviets: 4+4
Shitgoat: 0

HP:
Titusz Czászár (3/3)
Jerzy Durer (3/3)
Oksana Ivanova(3/3)
Olek Kohut (1/3)
Du'pa (2/3)

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Re: The Giant has fallen! (TURN 4)

Post by Kommander Ken » Sat Feb 27, 2016 10:58 am

Whoa, never realized how entertaining kavalry battles were. :omnom:

These heroic feat failures are hilarious too.

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Re: The Giant has fallen! (TURN 4)

Post by L-Man » Sun Feb 28, 2016 5:37 am

So many feats failed...
"Cyka blyat" :D
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Re: The Giant has fallen! (TURN 4)

Post by Duerer » Sun Feb 28, 2016 5:55 am

Turn Order (determined by a D20):
Magyar Huszár Brigade (runnybabbit223): 20
Kazak Raiders (Zahru II): 19
Polish Husaria Detachment (Brikguy0410): 17
Soviet Dragoon Battalion (Apollyon): 15
Shitgoat (Silent-sigfig): 13

Magyar Huszár Brigade (runnybabbit223):
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Titust grabs his claw and tries to ram it into Olek's gut, but can't penetrate his titanium abs, this time.

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The Huszár attacks the shitgoat, but fails to harm him.

Kazak Raiders (Zahru II):
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Olek grabs the Claw of Császár and rams him into his own guts, dealing 2 HP damage.

Polish Husaria Detachment (Brikguy0410):
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The Polish Husarz kills the last Dragoon in the background, while Jerzy and Oksana are fighting with their swords. Both lose 1 HP (2 HP remaining for both).

Soviet Dragoon Battalion (Apollyon):
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*SLASH*

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*PEW*
Oksana disarmed Jerzy and the HUsarz and proceeds to go for the former.

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Oksana Ivanova: "What?! This blade is supposed to cut through every material!! This is impossible!!"
She tries to hit Jerzy with her sword, but he crit-saved his armor roll and simply holds the blade in his hand.

Shitgoat (Silent-sigfig):
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Du'pa slams into Titusz and Olek, disrupting both. They survive this attack without any damage, tho.

Final Overwatch:
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Kill Count:
Coalition: 6+4 = 10
Soviets: 4+4 = 8
Shitgoat: 0

HP:
Titusz Czászár (1/3)
Jerzy Durer (2/3)
Oksana Ivanova(2/3)
Olek Kohut (1/3)
Du'pa (2/3)

Being 2 points ahead of the enemy team, this battle results into a:
COALITION VICTORY!

You guys rock! I'm very thankful for your participation and the speed of sending orders!
Feel free to give any constructive criticism or other suggestions for next time. I'll take shots for the epilogue, soon!
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Re: The Giant has fallen! (FINISHED)

Post by Zahru II » Sun Feb 28, 2016 7:54 am

I hope Olek will get a chance to open a can of whoopass for Titusz next time.
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Re: The Giant has fallen! (FINISHED)

Post by Apollyon » Sun Feb 28, 2016 9:46 am

This was a well executed battle. Only complaint i have that there was not much room to maneuvre the cavalry squads. And i had a hard time coming up with feats fitting the hero's cliche but that's just me i guess. Not enough exposure to pop culture to get the right amunt of absurd ideas.
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Re: The Giant has fallen! (Epilogue)

Post by Duerer » Sun Feb 28, 2016 4:03 pm

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Du'pa is standing triumphant, as he proceeds to beat up Titusz Császár, until...

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Magyar Huszár: “BOO!”
Du'pa: *weeps*

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...he gets scared by a Huszár and is running back to his natural habitat.

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Oksana Ivanova: “Argh! Why won't you go down?!”
On the other side of the battlefield, Jerzy is still holding the Darkblade of Oksana and teasing her. Seems like triple folded black steel is impervious to the energy field, surrounding the deadly sword.

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Jerzy Durer: “Whoops!”
Jerzy pushes the blade towards it's wielder, almost cutting her in the face. As the Chief Librarian is grabbing his trusty chainsword...

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...Oksana is riding away from the battlefield.
Oksana Ivanova: “This isn't over, pshek! Our next confrontation won't be as pleasant for you!”

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Husarz: “Ironic, that the one, who is in charge of shooting the fleeing conscripts is chickening out of the battlefield, instead of taking the beating.”
Jerzy Durer: “Yeah, might be. At least the reds didn't get their grubby hands on the Greater Titan tecknology. Just imagine the consequences!”
Magyar Huszár: “Hey guys! I think we have a live one!”

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Jerzy and the Polish Hussar follow the call of the Magyar Hussar to see, what is going on.

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Magyar Huszár: “I've checked the leader of the Cossack warband. He's unconscious, but still alive. Might need some medical help, tho.”
Jerzy Durer: “And Császár?”
Magyar Huszár: “Same there, we should bring them to the nearest base and patch them up, as soon as...”
*TOK-TOK-TOK*

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Magyar Huszár: “What was that?!”
Jerzy Durer: “I think it came from the titan! Looks like the pilot is still alive!”

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Quickly, Jerzy climbs up the titan wreck...

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...cuts the cockpit open...

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...and frees the pilot inside.
Seraf Pilot: *cough-cough*

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Eventually, Jerzy helps the pilot to climb up and stand on the steel giant's chest.
Jerzy Durer: “You really got lucky with that one. The last time I crashed with an Archanioł from the orbit, my legs were broke for three months!”
Seraf Pilot: “Still hurts like hell! By the way, what was going on out here?”

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Jerzy Durer: “Well, we had a small confrontation with the Soviets, yet we managed to hold them back from the titan. They must not attain any more knowledge about that machinery!”
Seraf Pilot: “I see...”

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Seraf Pilot: “I'm still thankful for you help, Chief Librarian. I think we should get out of here, now.”
Jerzy Durer: “We're heading off with two wounded, right now: a prisoner and one of us. As we lack any other form of transport, we have to head to the next base on horseback.”
Seraf Pilot: “Can do.”

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Thus, the survivors of the skirmish on Miskolc are heading out, bringing the two wounded men into safety.
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Re: The Giant has fallen! (FINISHED)

Post by Brikguy0410 » Sun Feb 28, 2016 9:14 pm

that husarz needs a promotion

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Re: The Giant has fallen! (FINISHED)

Post by L-Man » Mon Feb 29, 2016 2:06 pm

For those not enlightened...
The shitgoat's name was Du'pa. Dupa is literally "ass" in Polish.
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