To Dos... and Beyond! Turn 6

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To Dos... and Beyond! Turn 6

Postby Alex » Sun Jun 26, 2016 1:35 pm

Culinary Abomination (TastySkippy123)
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The culinary abomination pours more beer and ingredients into the cauldron.
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It then tries to kidnap President Raygun, but is fended off by a beamsaber swing.

Ninjas (Duerer)
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Climbing in the seat
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Ignition and then liftoff
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Gone to who knows where
-The ninjas have left the battle with the Dragon Katana in the rocket ship. Looks like the Dos Briquis guy will have to find a new means of transportation

Freedum States of Murica (Red_SPAMbot)
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Noting the pirates on the skiff, President Raygun cries out "Video Piracy is ruining Hollywood! They may rob our entertainment, but they will never take OUR FREEDUM!" The redcaps respond by gunning down two pirates.
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President Raygun then shouts out, "I never knew how to tell you this, Agent Dangerzone...but Johnny...I am your FATHER!"
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President Raygun throws his beamsaber, severing the chain that has Johnny tied up.  "Make Murica PROUD, son!" President Raygun exclaims.
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"Here's where all that tantric yoga really pays off!" Agent Dangerzone says, snatching the submachine gun off his back. He tries to shoot the cybernetic arm off of Captain Strongarm. "I'm claiming my right to bear arms, you cyborg sunsabitches!" Unfortunately for Agent Dangerzone, Captain Strongarm's arm is, well, a bit too strong, and holds for now.
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The other redcap tries shoot the culinary abomination, but the recoil from his pistol means he smacks himself in the face instead. Doh!

Britannian League of Explorers and Gentlemen (Mootorheadfan)
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Lara runs and guns, managing to take out one of the space pirates.
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"What about us?" Dr. Weathersby asks, "Don't we get any reinforcements?" Unfortunately for him, the recent Brexit vote means nobody is really that interested in helping the Britannians.
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He then tries to shoot a Spaniard, but accidentally drops his laser rifle instead.

I need orders from everyone else to continue.
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Re: To Dos... and Beyond! Turn 6

Postby Duerer » Mon Jun 27, 2016 12:26 am

YEAS! IT WORKED!
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Re: To Dos... and Beyond! Turn 6

Postby Red_SPAMbot » Mon Jun 27, 2016 11:16 am

BLOODY NINJAS!!  :fist:

Gee, So much carnage.  It's like...Carnage Gee Hall! /dadjoke :mel:
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Re: To Dos... and Beyond! Turn 6

Postby motorhead fan » Thu Jun 30, 2016 6:38 am

I'm going to Latvia for 3 weeks, could my guys be npc'd until my return?
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Re: To Dos... and Beyond! Turn 6

Postby Alex » Thu Jun 30, 2016 6:44 am

motorhead fan wrote:I'm going to Latvia for 3 weeks, could my guys be npc'd until my return?

Sure, no problem. Have fun in Latvia!
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Re: To Dos... and Beyond! Turn 6

Postby Steel_Valkyrie » Thu Jun 30, 2016 8:59 am

Do you have my orders?
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Re: To Dos... and Beyond! Turn 6

Postby Alex » Thu Jun 30, 2016 6:22 pm

Steel_Valkyrie wrote:Do you have my orders?

I don't have them actually. Could you send them please? I also still need orders from Zupponn, Bann154 and Lordintype.
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Re: To Dos... and Beyond! Turn 6

Postby Alex » Sun Jul 10, 2016 7:43 pm

Spanish Inquisition (MGB519)
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"Repent!" Inquisitor Cortez shouts, "or die!"
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The Spanish Inquisition gains a new convert.
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The other Spaniards shoot down one of the French Legionnaires.

Interdimensional Raiders (Lordintype)
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The leader charges her raygun for a more powerful shot, but unfortunately misses her target.
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The insectoid warrior zaps John Woo.

Space Pirates
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The space pirate tries to attack Lara, but trips and stabs himself. He manages to survive somehow.
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The pirate skiff blasts two redcaps.
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Suddenly getting an idea, Captain Strongarm attaches his chain to the skiff.
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Swinging down, he decapitates Lara.

Mercs (Bann154)
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Roche sticks his knife into the machine gun.
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He then shoots it out, injuring Bill Hook.

The BA Team
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The BA team kill the insectoid warrior.
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Bill Hook then attempts to throw his knife at Roche like a boomerang, but it doesn't come back.

Dos Briquis Guy (Steel_Valkyrie)
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The Dos Briquis guy attempts to duel wield a pair of two-handed weapons.
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His shots swing wide however, and instead of shooting Spaniards, he accidentally kills the French Legionnaire and the maracas player. Carlos Satana also gets injured.

Party Guests (Zupponn)
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Carlos Satana reveals that his guitar is really a MACHINE-GUN GUITAR, he and an audience member take out an inquisitor.
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Two other audience members try to attack the Spanish Inquisition as well, with no success.

Overviews:
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Dos Briquis Guy (Steel_Valkyrie)- 2+2 friendly fire
Dos Briquis Entourage (Legomc) Eliminated- 6+3 friendly fire+ 1 pirate skiff
Space Pirates (Apollyon) -18
Freedum States of Murica (Red_SPAMbot)- 11
BA Team (Brikguy0410) -8
Britannian League of Explorers and Gentlemen (Motorhead Fan) -4
Thugs and Mercenaries (Bann154) -1
Party Guests (Zupponn)- 3 + produced one culinary abomination
Ninjas (Duerer)- 1
Spanish Inquisition (Mgb519)- 13
Culinary Abomination (TastySkippy123)- 3
Inter-Dimensional Raiders (Lordintype)- 1

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Re: To Dos... and Beyond! Turn 6

Postby TastySkippy123 » Mon Jul 11, 2016 12:43 am

But, but I thought I was playing the abomination...
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Re: To Dos... and Beyond! Turn 6

Postby Alex » Mon Jul 11, 2016 12:06 pm

You are, it was just an error on my part. I just copied and pasted the kill chart from the last turn and changed the numbers. I wasn't paying attention to the names, will fix it.
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Re: To Dos... and Beyond! Turn 6

Postby Apollyon » Mon Jul 11, 2016 1:37 pm

I can take over the Space Pirates again. Didn't see a name next to them.
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Re: To Dos... and Beyond! Turn 6

Postby Alex » Mon Jul 11, 2016 4:46 pm

Apollyon wrote:I can take over the Space Pirates again. Didn't see a name next to them.

Sure! Just send in orders for next turn.
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