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BAD DAY AT THE OFFICE- Dead ;(

Post by Hiremas Alkerith » Sun Jun 25, 2017 6:15 am

This is just going to be an extremely short forum battle I'll have going on the side, while I focus on my main battle...

<LOCATION>="UNKNOWN"-"MEETING-AREA"
<TRANSMISSION COMMENCING..>
Hiremas AlkerithThis should be a fairly routine mission Miles, the "Imperials" reported that their soldier guarding the council chamber failed to report. Think you can investigate?
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Miles Ripley:Are you serious? How come I'm the one they pick for this, I've got way more important things to do... his walkie talkie probably broke.
<TOUCHDOWN>

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Hiremas Alkerith:It's called a high power long range communications device, and no, we don't think it stopped working. It's still sending transmissions. We suspect he may have been attacked. We need you to find out Miles.
Miles Ripley:What's the magic word?

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Hiremas Alkerith:Alright. PLEASE can you find out what the hell is going on in there Miles?
Miles Ripley:My pleasure, I'll see what I can find.

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Miles Ripley:What....the...fuck.

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Miles Ripley:Uh...Hiremas? I think I know why he failed to report...

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Miles Ripley:There's something moving over there, wait- are they SCORPIONS??

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Miles Ripley: Snakes? Why did it have to be- oh wait, wrong story.
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Hiremas Alkerith:Miles? What's going on? Are you OK?
Miles Ripley:Before I send you footage, are you an arachnophobe?

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Miles Ripley:Well, here goes nothing. ROUND ONE, FIGHT!!

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TEAMS:
MILES RIPLEY: TastySkippy123
THE VERMIN SWARM: Darkstorm

As I say, it's just a small bit of fun which may or may not end in a massive explosion :wink:
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AnnoyedZebra wrote: why is the dork knights groin shiny?
Stubby wrote:It's a dork in shining armor. Really, if you're going to be a dork knight, the dork has to be the shiniest part.

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Re: BAD DAY AT THE OFFICE- SIGNUPS!!!

Post by Darkstorm » Sun Jun 25, 2017 7:35 pm

verrrrrminnnnn please
please tell me you can make those fleebnorks :twisted: :roll:
Darkstorm will rise! Someday? Probably tomorrow.
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Re: BAD DAY AT THE OFFICE- SIGNUPS!!!

Post by Hiremas Alkerith » Mon Jun 26, 2017 2:17 am

Fleebnorks?
:wtf:
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Re: BAD DAY AT THE OFFICE- SIGNUPS!!!

Post by Darkstorm » Mon Jun 26, 2017 10:49 am

Darkstorm will rise! Someday? Probably tomorrow.
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Re: BAD DAY AT THE OFFICE- SIGNUPS!!!

Post by Hiremas Alkerith » Mon Jun 26, 2017 1:31 pm

Thanks!
Fuck it, why not.
The scorpions aren't linked to Aldebraan in any way, so fleebnorks it is!
I have all of my transparent discs engaged elsewhere :warhead: at the minute, so I'd have to just leave 'em as they are.
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Re: BAD DAY AT THE OFFICE- SIGNUPS!!!

Post by Hiremas Alkerith » Wed Jul 05, 2017 11:49 am

Sadly, I've decided to kill this battle. Last minute protests can be posted, as I won't scrap it until tomorrow. I'm scrapping it to get parts for my WIPERS Battlefield..
:cry:
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Post by AnnoyedZebra » Wed Jul 05, 2017 3:14 pm

aw the battlefield for this one is really cool
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Re: BAD DAY AT THE OFFICE- SIGNUPS!!!

Post by TastySkippy123 » Wed Jul 05, 2017 6:37 pm

I can take Miles Ripley if you want?

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Post by Hiremas Alkerith » Thu Jul 06, 2017 6:38 am

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This battle has survived....
Send in orders! :mrgreen:
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Re: BAD DAY AT THE OFFICE- SIGNUPS!!!

Post by TastySkippy123 » Thu Jul 06, 2017 7:09 pm

Orders in. Miles is ready to squish some puny bugs (arachnids, whatever)

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Re: BAD DAY AT THE OFFICE- SIGNUPS!!!

Post by Hiremas Alkerith » Fri Jul 07, 2017 12:42 pm

Just realised Darkstorm's going to be AFK for a while, sadly this battle's back on thin ice.
Anyone want to take the vermin swarm??
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Re: BAD DAY AT THE OFFICE- SIGNUPS!!!

Post by Hiremas Alkerith » Sat Jul 08, 2017 3:25 am

I'm really sorry, but this battle's going to have to be closed down unless someone takes the vermin swarm.
I'll check again tomorrow morning, (British time) and if the vermin swarm hasn't been taken I'm going to have to scrap the battlefield for parts.
So sorry!
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Re: BAD DAY AT THE OFFICE- SIGNUPS!!!

Post by TastySkippy123 » Sat Jul 08, 2017 8:24 am

Hiremas Alkerith wrote:I'm really sorry, but this battle's going to have to be closed down unless someone takes the vermin swarm.
I'll check again tomorrow morning, (British time) and if the vermin swarm hasn't been taken I'm going to have to scrap the battlefield for parts.
So sorry!
:Shinji:
Thats ok, I understand.

Can someone please be a kind person and take the vermin? *puppy dog eyes*

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Re: BAD DAY AT THE OFFICE- SIGNUPS!!!

Post by Hiremas Alkerith » Mon Jul 10, 2017 11:50 am

Last day before I scrap it :cry:
I'll check in the morning, and if there aren't any sign ups (I only need one) then I'll have to kill it.
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Re: BAD DAY AT THE OFFICE- SIGNUPS!!!

Post by Hiremas Alkerith » Wed Jul 12, 2017 12:14 pm

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This forum battle is dead. I'm sorry Tasty. I'm going to scrap it for parts
AnnoyedZebra wrote: why is the dork knights groin shiny?
Stubby wrote:It's a dork in shining armor. Really, if you're going to be a dork knight, the dork has to be the shiniest part.

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