Operation Schadenfreude - Intro + Turn 1

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Re: Operation Schadenfreude - Signups

Postby Captain-Camper » Sun Jul 09, 2017 8:35 pm

Go to the officialer thread
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Re: Operation Schadenfreude - Signups

Postby Kastrenzo » Sun Jul 09, 2017 9:05 pm

they recentley patched discord and it breaks perma invites

add me as a friend, Kastrenzo#1761
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Re: Operation Schadenfreude - Signups

Postby Kastrenzo » Mon Jul 10, 2017 7:32 am

signups are closed in 7 1/2 hours.

When I get home from work,  I'm starting the battle, Its looking like I will be doing quite a bit of NPC'ing.
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Re: Operation Schadenfreude - Signups

Postby Kastrenzo » Mon Jul 10, 2017 10:34 am

Signups closed.

Remember that unless giving "vague" orders,  There is a deadline of 6PM Atlantic time (5PM Eastern US).

If I do not recieve orders by that time, I will NPC your turn.
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Re: Operation Schadenfreude - Signups

Postby TastySkippy123 » Tue Jul 11, 2017 12:17 am

My orders are in... but am I too late? I got a message on discord saying 6pm yesterday, but here on the forums it says 6pm today.
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Re: Operation Schadenfreude

Postby Kastrenzo » Tue Jul 11, 2017 6:58 pm

its fine,  Skippy

technically you aren't required to provide orders until the player previous to you has,  you are 3,  Duerer is 2.
What you have given me I'm considering a vague advance order,  meaning I'll try to do what you asked to the best of my ability without requiring to wait a day for you,  if people give me advance orders I can do them several in a row.  

Image20170711_194232 by Dic Jacobus

The Ground troops, led by the cybernetic supersoldier "Codename: Bulldozer" and his elite guards, spread out along the streets and small buildings.

Image20170711_194411 by Dic Jacobus

Bulldozer smashes down the barricades in the doorway of an old shop

Image20170711_194640 by Dic Jacobus

He and the elites garrison the buildings, mounting their machineguns on the railings and chest high walls, giving a good view of the town square

Image20170711_194858 by Dic Jacobus

The other half of the platoon moves through the square and down the parallel road with shield troops in tow

Image20170711_195439 by Dic Jacobus

Strilka fighters blast overhead the troops and toward the frontline

Image20170711_195728 by Dic Jacobus

two of the fighters fires a missile toward the frontline,  one completely overshoot and fly off hundreds of studs in the distance

Image20170711_195739 by Dic Jacobus

However one hits it's mark dead on

Image20170711_200118 by Dic Jacobus

Slamming into a defense turret and exploding into a fireball of shards and shrapnel,  killing two Magikstrate troopers and disrupting a third in it's blast zone

Image20170711_200456 by Dic Jacobus

The third fighter in the wing strafes the ground with it's guns

Image20170711_200710 by Dic Jacobus

... Ripping up the troops on the ground.

Image20170711_200816 by Dic Jacobus

The bomber wing, escorted by a fighter flies down the parallel road towards the left flank of the line

Image20170711_200910 by Dic Jacobus

The escort launches a missile at the turret line too

Image20170711_201058 by Dic Jacobus

... Blowing up another


END OF TURN

Kills
4 IM troops
2 IM Magik Missile turrets

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Re: Operation Schadenfreude - Signups

Postby sahasrahla » Tue Jul 11, 2017 8:38 pm

i always get super excited with battles this big
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Re: Operation Schadenfreude - Signups

Postby TastySkippy123 » Tue Jul 11, 2017 8:53 pm

sahasrahla wrote:i always get super excited with battles this big


Same. Big stuffs gonna happen, and its always, always epic.
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Re: Operation Schadenfreude - Intro + Turn 1

Postby Kastrenzo » Wed Jul 12, 2017 6:37 pm

Image20170712_192251 by Dic Jacobus, on Flickr

A Magik Missile turret fires at the incoming fighters

Image20170712_192416 by Dic Jacobus, on Flickr

...

Image20170712_192435 by Dic Jacobus, on Flickr

Bouncing harmlessly off the hull

Image20170712_192754 by Dic Jacobus, on Flickr

A team of troopers, rush underneath the fighters as they pass and start shooting at it's underbelly

Image20170712_192909 by Dic Jacobus, on Flickr

CRITICAL FAIL

three of them all run into each other and tumble over,  the fourth is able to fire but misses... a wasted opportunity for a volley fire
.. god damnit leeroy

Image20170712_193436 by Dic Jacobus, on Flickr

Another group advances and fires on another low flying Strilka

Image20170712_193541 by Dic Jacobus, on Flickr

their shatter-guns do a surprising amount of damage,  cutting through the canopy and killing the pilot .. .

Image20170712_193658 by Dic Jacobus, on Flickr

sending it into a barrel roll .. .

Image20170712_193717 by Dic Jacobus, on Flickr


.. .

Image20170712_194021 by Dic Jacobus, on Flickr

.. . straight into a fucking building

Image20170712_194220 by Dic Jacobus, on Flickr

Image20170712_194202 by Dic Jacobus, on Flickr

Nearby troops rush to the front line to fill in the gaps of those who got killed

Image20170712_194334 by Dic Jacobus, on Flickr
Battlemage: "HOCUS POCUS... BIGGUS DICKUS!"
The Battlemage approaches the intersection and prepare to charge and fire a giant magikal dick at the Galacian troops (Thanks.. Duerer)

Image20170712_194733 by Dic Jacobus, on Flickr

CRITICAL FAIL

He fumbles... and his staff catches fire

Tsssssssssssssssss

What's that sound?

Image20170712_195203 by Dic Jacobus, on Flickr

OSHI.
KABOOM

The Magikstrate Battlemage gets an explosive fire enema right up his butthole,  his staff overloads and blows the fuck up,  swiftly eliminating him from the gene pool.

Image20170712_195235 by Dic Jacobus, on Flickr

Commander Artimec: "We need support at reactor 4, anyone who is in the area please hurry!"

The Commander calls in the magikstrate's surprise reinforcements.  a Chimera hovertank and a rocket trooper along for the ride

Image20170712_195357 by Dic Jacobus, on Flickr

Tank Pilot: "Chimera reporting.. ."

Image20170712_195709 by Dic Jacobus, on Flickr

The Tank and rocket trooper take aim at the low flying Strilka,  the Chimera fires it's gun,  scoring a point of damage..  the rocket trooper launches right after.. .

Image20170712_200157 by Dic Jacobus, on Flickr

.. . Scoring a hit,  blowing it up in mid air as the flaming wreck skids down the road screeching and groaning.

Kills
- 2 strilka starfighters
- 1 own battlemage due to critfail

Next, Tastyskippy123 (orders already recieved,  do not worry about deadlines unless it is your turn  and the player previous has not sent orders yet)


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Re: Operation Schadenfreude - Intro + Turn 1

Postby Kastrenzo » Wed Jul 12, 2017 7:34 pm

Image20170712_204515 by Dic Jacobus, on Flickr

Bob the Trooper: "FOLLOW ME!  FOR THE EMPEROR!"

A lone soldier tosses his helmet and charges towards the flashes and sounds of battle

Image20170712_204627 by Dic Jacobus, on Flickr

M-Thronian platoon: "FOR THE EMPEROR!"

Image20170712_204929 by Dic Jacobus, on Flickr

They charge towards the front line,  a third of the group stays behind and takes up defensive positions around the reactor

Image20170712_205208 by Dic Jacobus, on Flickr

Those on the front line all prepare reactions.

Image20170712_205214 by Dic Jacobus, on Flickr

Bob climbs atop the Magikstrate Tank

Image20170712_205219 by Dic Jacobus, on Flickr

Soldiers at the reactor dig in.. .
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Re: Operation Schadenfreude - Intro + Turn 1

Postby Kastrenzo » Wed Jul 12, 2017 7:55 pm

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