The Chopper gangers take the stairs down.
The helicopter turns around, and a new missile is loaded.
The police van runs over the mechanik and turns him to roadpaste.
The cops get ready to open fire.
The Chief advances into the ice cream parlor to make more arrests.
A Smasher ganger jumps off the truck, while the truck driver climbs onto the truck's roof. Double Gun Dave gets up.
Hero Phase
Licorice Lindsay throws her ballistic knife!
The knife goes through Susie Malone's hand and pins it to the vault door!
"Aaargh!"
Officer McPain gets on his bike, guns the engine, and takes off.
Where did that ramp come from? Oh, never mind.
McPain soars through the air... heading straight for the Chopper Gang's helicopter.
At the last moment, he makes a flip off the bike!
This is where it all goes wrong.
McPain is chopped to bits by the rotor blades. The bike harmlessly flies through the helicopter's interior.
The one-handed civilian comes out from the clinic. Double Gun Dave sees another opportunity to enlarge his shrinking gang.
"Hey, friend. Why don't you join the Smasher Gang and get rich? We'll hit you up with a hook to replace that missing hand!"
"I'm tired of these stereotypes about one-handed citizens! I'm not a pirate just because I'm missing a hand! Die, criminal scum!"
Fruitbatman pulls a grapple gun from his utility belt.
Watch out, Chopper Gang!
Unfortunately the mechanism snags... Fruitbatman is left hanging.
Action Phase
The Chopper Gang opens fire, but the bank director blocks all the bullets with his shield!
The ganger in the helicopter launches a missile.
Two cops are blown up! Both the police van and the Smasher truck lose one SP, leaving them with 3 SP each. A window breaks in the nearby apartment.
The newly recruited cop takes aim...
...and fires! The Smasher driver is dead.
The Vendor Devil is arrested.
"No ID papers? No way to show you can legally visit this dimension? I'm taking you into custody."
One ganger fires into the bank and misses. The other ganger aims into the sky.
He actually manages to damage the helicopter! It has 3 SP left now.
Double Gun Dave guns down the one-handed civilian.
The bank director tries to hack away at Licorice Lindsay, while Susie Malone fires outside with her good hand. They both miss.
There is no one nearby for the handyman to attack, so he just goes to town on the truck, managing to take off two SP! The truck now only has a single SP left!
"These plates are only in the way."
"So are these things."
Even while arrested, the Vendor Devil can spread its malign influence through this world.
"Huh? Where am I?"
"We're inside your mind, Billy. Tell me, child: what gods do you believe in?"
"Well... Me and mom go to Triangle Church every Sunday..."
"Reject the teachings of the Triangleists, Billy. Serve Hell and become your own man!"
"But then how will I know what is right and wrong?"
"It's up to you, Billy. Hell does away with morals!"
"Wow! Anything goes! I can lie, cheat, steal... What's to stop me from becoming a god?"
"Or a devil?"
"Billy, what are you doing? The Medik is waiting for us!"
"I don't have to listen to you anymore, mom!"
"I heed only the call of Baphomet now!"
The ghost senses the incursion of diabolic powers in the material world.
"Ma'am? There's been an incident."
The old lady pets her dog.
The dog familiar sends a telepathic message to the Triangle Church.
The Church is quick to respond: a squad of Triangleist Demon Hunters arrive on the scene.
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Overviews
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The Brik Bank - Brikguy0410
Kills: 0
Alive: 3/5
The Smasher Gang - DJ Squidley
Kills: 2
Alive: 3/6
The Cops - Zupponn
Kills: 4 (including 1 suicide)
Alive: 3/6
Arrested one Ice Cream Cultist, one Vendor Devil
The Chopper Gang - Duerer
Kills: 5
Alive: 5/5
Civilians
Kills: 1
Alive: Plenty
A summary of the vehicle stats and remaining SP:
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Bank Vault Door
SP 2/2
Armor 6
Smasher Gang Truck
SP 1/4
Move 5"
Armor 5
Chopper Gang Helicopter
SP 3/5
Move 10"
Armor 5
Police Van
SP 3/4
Move 7"
Armor 7
Police Chief's Car
SP 3/3
Move 8"
Armor 7
Red Civilian Car
SP 3/3
Move 8"
Armor 7
SP 2/2
Armor 6
Smasher Gang Truck
SP 1/4
Move 5"
Armor 5
Chopper Gang Helicopter
SP 3/5
Move 10"
Armor 5
Police Van
SP 3/4
Move 7"
Armor 7
Police Chief's Car
SP 3/3
Move 8"
Armor 7
Red Civilian Car
SP 3/3
Move 8"
Armor 7
1. The Cops
2. The Brik Bank
3. The Smasher Gang
4. The Chopper Gang
The Chopper Gang is last, so Duerer gets to control the civilians.
Send in your Turn 4 orders!
