Ambush at Station 44-Delta (End!)

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Re: Ambush at Station 44-Delta (Turn 7 Posted)

Post by sahasrahla » Thu Nov 02, 2017 8:50 pm

TURN 8

Space Orks:

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Filled with frothing frenzy at the sight of slain peaches returning to the field, Garhoff uses his heroic feat to move first before everyone else. I went with it because why the hell not. He charges the medibot and freshly-revived peach heavy in a rage.

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....Buuuuut he critfails his attack and falls on his face. embarrassing.

Space Fuckers:

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Only three fuckers survive. Vyala and the last grunt fucker join Schlanger atop the helipad. The grunt fucker shoots and misses.

Raiders:

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The two raiders attack the peach scouts, but miss.

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Hot Shot Harry digs out a ballistic bolt.

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He impales Lt. Jess. "Raider...scum..." Jess coughs.
"I'll be taking that trike, thank'ee missy," says Harry.

Cyborgs:

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Dr. Korgo attempts to hijack Schlanger's flight suit, but he doesn't have any long-range networking abilities to hack in. [Feat Failed]

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Korgo and his cyborg buddy shoot at Schlanger, but he survives.

Space Orks (again):

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The chainstaff heavy picks himself up.

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The assault orks shoot at the trike, and it explodes, killing one peach scout and disrupting Hot Shot Harry (again).

Peach Mercs:

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Counter fire takes out one ork.

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This guy was supposed to pick up the RPG and shoot Gorhaff, but since Gorhaff was lying right at his feet... he decided to take a safer route. Gorhaff's armor keeps him alive, though

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Healbot keeps doing his thing.

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Another flawless success! A second peach trooper rises and shakes the fog from his head.

BUT THEN....

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WHOOSH!!

A voice speaks unexpectedly into Schlanger's helmet mic: "Sup Space Fuckwads, the cavalry has arrived."

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It's Space Heroine Ashley Bruste in her famous Albatross! She's come in response to the Space Fucker's call for reinforcements wayyy back in turn 4.

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The Albatross lands on the helipad.

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The engines power down and the hatch opens.
"Saved your ass again it looks like, James," Ashley says.
"I had things under control, kiddo," James replies.
"Under control like your mom at a McStarnolds!" calls Ashley's sidekick, Sophie. "Oh hey look, your alien sex doll survived too."
"Just shut up and get us off this shitty planet," James says.

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"Climb in. This time's going to cost you."
"Shit, it's a tight squeeze. How do you keep it so tight, I know you've had a lot of big guys up in here."
"That's a woman's secret."

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"Sorry, no room."
"WHAT??"

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The hatch closes with a pneumatic hiss, leaving the last surviving grunt fucker out on the landing pad alone.

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"Let's get out of here! This planet sucks!"

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"...I'll remember this," the grunt fucker whispers.



The Space Fuckers have left the building! However it's still up in the air who will finally seize control of the facility! Everyone send in orders for the FINAL TURN!

OVERWATCHES:

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KILL TABLE:
Space Fuckers: 18, and 11 KIA (last man standing!)
Peach Mercs: 11, and 19 KIA
Cyborgs: 6, and 4 KIA
Raiders: 5, and 5 KIA
Space Orks: 3, and 4 KIA

FINAL ORDERS are due Saturday the 4th at midnight!

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Re: Ambush at Station 44-Delta (Turn 8 Posted)

Post by ninja_bait » Fri Nov 03, 2017 9:04 am

This battle has been amazing so far! I regret missing a few turns in the beginning. May the best ork win!
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Re: Ambush at Station 44-Delta (Turn 8 Posted)

Post by sahasrahla » Tue Nov 07, 2017 12:33 pm

TURN 9 (END)

Peach mercs:

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The scout peaches kill the last assault ork.

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This guy was ordered to pick up the RPG, but he'd lost all his rockets, so he used a rifle instead. he still missed Korgo.

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This guy executes Gorhaff with the shotgun.

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Medibot practices medicine once more. This time he doesn't roll so well... that's a lot of blood...

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Well, the guy is alive, albeit in excruciating pain beyond mortal comprehension. You can see it in his little black eyes. Looks like you don't have a leg to stand on, dude!

Raiders:

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Hot Shot Harry tries to destroy the medibot, but he misses.

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Hatchetmaster hatchets another scrub.

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Buzzsaw Bill finds some sweet loot

Cyborgs:

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Korgo and his remaining cyborg advance on the peaches. Neither score a kill.

Space Orks:

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The final surviving ork eviscerates his hated foe.

Space Fuckers:

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Alone, abandoned, surrounded by enemies, the last Space Fucker decides to become an hero. He seizes two big gas canisters.

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Geronimooooooooooo

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BOOOM!!

The explosion was too big to depict with lego bricks alone, so I brought in my CG team to help out. All remaining peaches are killed, half the facility wall is destroyed, and Hot Shot Harry takes another HP of damage.

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Raiders: "this is getting nuts, let's book it before this whole place blows."
The raiders have escaped with stolen weaponry, including an extremely valuable OTC staff!

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The last space ork goes rooting around amidst the charred wreckage...

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He finds what he's looking for: his fallen warlord's twin OTCs and battle armor. Standing victorious over fields of the slain, the space ork takes a new name for himself... Gorhaff II!

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He begins the long journey back to his tribe, victorious but heavy-hearted.
The Space Orks have left the field!

FINAL KILL TABLE AND OVERWATCH:


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KILL TABLE:
Space Fuckers: 18, and 12 KIA. Objective complete: escape the facility
Peach Mercs: 13, and 19 KIA
Cyborgs: 6, and 4 KIA
Raiders: 6, and 5 KIA Objective complete: escape with l00tz
Space Orks: 4, and 5 KIA Objective sort of complete: kill peaches

Thanks for playing guys, this was super fun. Everyone did really great sending in creative and interesting orders, which gave me plenty to work with. gg all!
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Re: Ambush at Station 44-Delta (End turn posted)

Post by sahasrahla » Tue Nov 07, 2017 12:39 pm

Epilogue:

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Dr. Korgo finds a lone survivor among the corpses--badly burned, one eye ruined, face disfigured, half-dead.
"Ahh, I had hoped you would survive," Korgo says, "I can feel a deep anger in you."
"Mmhrrr," the wounded grunt fucker mumbles.

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"Careful with him," Korgo orders his cyborgs. "He is fragile right now. I need to bring him back to my secret facility. I can still save him."

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A black helicopter lands on the pad, and the cyborgs load the wounded space fucker inside.

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The roar of the chopper's rotors nearly drowns out the sound of Korgo's insane laughter as he takes off, carrying a precious new specimen, mad schemes already hatching one after another in his half-metal mind.

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Re: Ambush at Station 44-Delta (Turn 8 Posted)

Post by BriksKrieg » Tue Nov 07, 2017 12:41 pm

Thank you for doing this!! This was really fun!

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Re: Ambush at Station 44-Delta (End!)

Post by Texhnophille » Tue Nov 07, 2017 2:09 pm

It's been great fun Saha. Nice photography and effects too.
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Re: Ambush at Station 44-Delta (End!)

Post by ninja_bait » Tue Nov 07, 2017 3:17 pm

Haha amazing ending to a great, long, battle.

Very proud of Gorhaff II for accomplishing his objective of killing all the Peaches and many thanks to the brave Space Fucker who really finished the job. Hope he enjoys a long and fulfilling second life as a cyborg.

I wish I could have seen Gorhaff I's pirouette of death, though. Shame he fell so easily to that shotgun.
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Re: Ambush at Station 44-Delta (End!)

Post by Omega Prime » Tue Nov 07, 2017 9:19 pm

Yass. Storyline, continue! :studgod:
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Re: Ambush at Station 44-Delta (End!)

Post by Kommander Ken » Tue Nov 07, 2017 10:50 pm

Everything about this battle is amazing. Your staging and photography is fabulous, I can truly appreciate the effort put into everything else too. Also, Micheal Bay ain't got shit on that explosion scene. 8)

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