Jungle Rampage -- Day 2

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Jungle Rampage -- Day 2

Postby Natalya » Tue Jan 20, 2009 3:58 pm

Jungle Rampage -- Day 2


- Space Ninjas -


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The Ninja Fighter flew over to pick up Dark Ka, who climbed on top of it.


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While Dark Ka shot a Space Pirate to death, the other two Ninjas moved up, and one climbed on to the front of the ship.


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The Ninja in the back who had the rocket launcher switched for the other Ninja's assault rifle and key gun. That ninja jumped out and grabbed the Heavy Bolter.


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And another Space Pirate goes down



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That Ninja then took cover.


- End Space Ninja Turn -


- Space Pirates -

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Palomar and the last surviving Space Pirate saw that the end was near, so they ran out guns blazing for their final stand.



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A good roll let the pirate with the SMG shoot up one of the engines.



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Boom!!



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Palomar got lucky too. He shot up the Ninja who was still inside.



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He also broke the door off.


-End Space Pirate Turn -



- Czech Republic -

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Second in Command hopped out of the shuttle and shot down Palomar and his last team mate.



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They died in a shower of blood. The Space Pirates have now been Eliminated.



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Elsewhere, a Czech Commando fired a rocket stick at the Assyrian Mecha.



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Direct Hit!! The shield protected it for the most part, but the force of the blast ripped the whole left arm off.



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Another Commando fired a rocket at the Mars Heavy Battle Tank!!



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But it didn't penetrate its thick armour.


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So, the Vostok flew in to try to succeed where the commando had failed and opened fire on the Mars Tank and the Mecha.


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Boom!! The Vostok gave the Mars 2 points of structure damage and destroyed the Mecha's main gun. The Mars did not lose any functionality, but the armour on the left side has been weakened in places.


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Nearby, the Wookies attacked the Assyrian 2nd-Type Droids.


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What a terrible roll. Their guns jammed. D:


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So, they went on a suicidal close combat run. Wookies are stronger than normal minifigs, so they get +1 modifiers for attacks. They managed to scrap 3 of the 2nd-Types, and defeated another, but it will get a roll to see if it can re-activate itself in the next turn.


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Wookies: "RRRRAAAAAWWWWWWWWW"
(Wookies are normally peaceful, but after seeing their friend get his head blown off, they got really pissed and junked the robots and such.)


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Over by the Rednecks, the sniper robot shot up an Assyrian.


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Dead.


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And with that, the Czech Mecha flew into battle. A few terrible rolls later, it only managed to kill one Assyrian with its primary weapons.


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So it decided to fire a rocket at them...



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Direct Hit!! 4 Assyrians are killed.



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The Mecha then used the rest of its move to retreat behind the cliff and assumed a defensive stance.



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One of the robots with the big tan MKIII Missiles fired at the tank. But I didn't show it because...


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The tank got this for its armour save. Pwnttttt!!



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The last surviving Death Car tried too but it didn't have any luck either.


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- End Czech-Republican Turn -



- Space Rednecks -

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Despite their losses, the Rednecks kept fighting.


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Three more Assyrians were killed. Billy Billikins was using an auto-shotgun which normally can't shoot that far, but since he's a redneck I figured he'd have practice with skeet shooting which would fit his cliché, so I let him see if he could shoot his shotgun farther with his heroic feat, and so he succeeded in blasting the one guy's arm off. (He's been practicing ever since he shot his leg.)


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The Rednecks then took cover.


- End Space Redneck Turn -



- Assyrian Star Empire -

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Some Assyrians fired at the Rednecks.


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One was killed.


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The rest on this side of the field sprinted towards the Redneck's tower.


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On the opposite side, the one 2nd-Type Assassin Droid rolled a 5 so it was able to re-activate itself. It promptly blasted the one Wookie in the back.


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The other was blown apart by Heavy Bolter fire.


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The Assyrians advanced to the hill, and one fired a rocket over the hill at the Mecha.


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The rocket broke its left arm.


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The Assyrians with heavy weapons fired at the Vostok while the sniper shot at a Czech Commando.


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A bunch of bad rolls meant that all they succeeded in doing was breaking one of the guns on the Vostok, and the sniper missed his target.


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- End Turn Assyrian Star Empire -




- Assyrian Armoured Division -

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Predictably, the Mars Heavy Battle Tank continued its assault. It drove in and fired at the Death Car.


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It got completely wrecked. The explosion also killed a nearby Commando and one of the Czech robots.


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The Laser Cannon on top was fired and killed the other droid. It dropped a MKIII missile. Someone should pick it up next turn and fire it at the Mars Tank.


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The Artemis and the Mecha fired at stuff too, but they both missed.


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- End Turn Assyrian Armoured Division -


Overview Shots:

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Day 2 is Over... Battle Results:



Kills:
Space Ninjas: 2
Space Pirates: 1
Czech politicians: 9 (-1)
Space Rednecks: 3
Assyrian Ground Forces: 3
Assyrian Armoured Division: 5


Deaths:
Space Ninjas: 1
Space Pirates: 4 (ELIMINATED)
Czech politicians: 7
Space Rednecks: 1
Assyrian Ground Forces: 12 (-1)
Assyrian Armoured Division: N/A


Vehicle Damage Given:
Space Ninjas: 0
Space Pirates: 2
Czech politicians: 4
Space Rednecks: 0
Assyrian Ground Forces: 2
Assyrian Armoured Division: 4


Vehicle Damage Taken:
Space Ninjas: 2
Space Pirates: N/A
Czech politicians: 6
Space Rednecks: N/A
Assyrian Ground Forces: N/A
Assyrian Armoured Division: 4



Awaiting Orders for Day 3
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Postby Theblackdog » Tue Jan 20, 2009 3:59 pm

OK, that doesn't look too good.
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Postby Natalya » Tue Jan 20, 2009 4:03 pm

I said I'm not fucking done god damn. You did good this round.
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Postby Massam » Tue Jan 20, 2009 4:07 pm

*whispers* I think you made her mad :shock:
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Postby Theblackdog » Tue Jan 20, 2009 4:30 pm

I said that when all I saw was Dark Ka hanging onto the front of the ship for dear life. As pictures go up, I can see that it is starting to look better. Sorry.
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Postby jifel » Tue Jan 20, 2009 4:34 pm

I can't wait!

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Postby Natalya » Tue Jan 20, 2009 4:53 pm

Okay this shit is finished.
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Postby jifel » Tue Jan 20, 2009 4:59 pm

Yes! Thank you, Natalya!

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Postby Ross_Varn » Tue Jan 20, 2009 5:06 pm

CARNAGE!!! Yay!

Awesome battle so far.
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Postby MasterEcabob » Tue Jan 20, 2009 6:10 pm

Excellent! I love seeing your battles Natalya, and I'm very envious of your collection of flame bushes.
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Postby Tarren » Tue Jan 20, 2009 6:21 pm

Woah.
I kicked some ass this turn.
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Postby silvadream » Tue Jan 20, 2009 6:37 pm

This made my day.
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Postby Moronstudios » Tue Jan 20, 2009 7:01 pm

Oh, DAMN.
Things went bad quick.
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Postby Arkbrik » Wed Jan 21, 2009 5:12 am

Crap, I'm out. Better luck next time.
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Postby pesgores » Wed Jan 21, 2009 2:09 pm

Kickass, as always.

The ONLY bad thing about this is the writeup...they're below the photos. I know it's a trademark of the series, but...
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