The Brik Bank Robbery: Turn 5

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The Brik Bank Robbery: Turn 5

Post by Arkbrik » Thu Nov 02, 2017 6:52 am

Thanks to Insert_Blank, Colette and Kommander Ken for providing orders for the Brik Bank this turn.

Move phase

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The Chief takes a well-deserved bite of his donut.

"A good number of arrests. Think I'll promote myself to Commissioner Warden."

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He gets up on the roof and starts deconstructing the furniture...

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In the bank, Susie Malone snatches up the shield and charges at the Chopper Gang.

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But they run right past her, going for the vault!

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Licorice Lindsay grabs the Golden Katana!

"All right! Now let's get out of here!"

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Out of missiles, the ganger in the helicopter feels the call of nature and has to squat down.

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Double Gun Dave finally reaches the bank.

Hero Phase

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Susie turns around and shield bashes the Chopper Gang!

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They get piled up.

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"Now listen here", Susie says. "Assault of Brik Bank employees is not included in our standard package. You'll have to pay an extra fee for that."

"Fine", Lindsay replies, handing over the money...

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...and immediately using her premium privileges! She fires, shooting the knife out of Susie's hand.

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But it doesn't end up quite where she wanted. Lindsay's fine, though.

"My knife."

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"Hey! You ladies know what time it is?"

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"It's high noon!"

Susie and Lindsay manage to block his cascade of bullets, but the two Chopper Gangers are killed.

Action Phase

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The Commissioner has created a Fruit Bat Signal!

"Now we can call on Fruitbatman when he's needed. When we deserve him. When we need to deserve him. When we deserve needs..."

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"This bank is not getting robbed, no matter what. If we can't have the money... everyone can!"

Susie takes out her phone and logs onto the bank's official Twatter account.

"Get down to the #BrikBank today!!! #FreeMoney for everyone!"

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"Free money?"

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"Free money?"

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"Free money?"

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"Free money?"

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"Free money?"

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"Free... money?"

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A stampede of greedy citizens thunders down the street.

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"What are you doing?!?"

Furious, Lindsay attacks with the Golden Katana, but Susie blocks.

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The ganger in the helicopter has got a new missile from... somewhere.

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She fires at the Commissioner. But he's out of the weapon's effective range, so it's a difficult shot.

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Uh oh.

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The missile comes right back, and explodes inside the helicopter!

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While not exactly harmful in itself, the filthy explosion still sends the gunner flying out of the helicopter.

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The pilot is launched through the cockpit window.

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The gunner falls into the bank, breaks her back, and dies covered in her own poop.

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The pilot also meets his end, right where he belongs.

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In the bank, Double Gun Dave keeps firing, but misses.

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"Hey, before, when we were getting it on... I had a crazy thought. What if the power of love was allowed to rule the world? No more violence. No more sorrow. Just endless pleasure."

"That sounds super lame."

"Yeah, I know. Don't know what happened to me."

The Power of Love is now active

All damage gets a +2 bonus for the rest of the battle

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Fruitbatman is first into the bank.

"Where's the money? It's not the money I need... but the money I deserve!"

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The rest of the citizens are close behind, sprinting as fast as they can.

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Overviews

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The Brik Bank - Brikguy0410
Kills: 2
Alive: 1/5

The Smasher Gang - DJ Squidley
Kills: 4
Alive: 1/6

The Cops - Zupponn
Kills: 4 (including 1 suicide)
Alive: 1/6
Arrested two Ice Cream Cultists, one Vendor Devil

The Chopper Gang - Duerer
Kills: 10 (including 2 suicides)
Alive: 1/5

Civilians
Kills: 1
Alive: Plenty

Turn 6 Initiative Order
1. The Brik Bank
2. The Smasher Gang
3. The Chopper Gang
4. The Cops

The Cops are last, so Zupponn is in control of the civilians.

Send in your Turn 6 orders!

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