Battle in the Chat: The Red Earth

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Re: Battle in the Chat: The Red Earth

Postby Theblackdog » Sat Jul 14, 2018 10:35 pm

Turn 3 - Trattorians
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With their commander gone, the robots default back to their "kill everything" programming. Unfortunately their accuracy rolls are so terrible that they fail to hit anything, let alone kill it.
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Re: Battle in the Chat: The Red Earth

Postby Theblackdog » Sat Jul 14, 2018 10:44 pm

Turn 3 - Britannians
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They move in towards the shuttle, and Captain Harris climbs into the cockpit. Massed gunfire takes out both of the USA Marines.
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Re: Battle in the Chat: The Red Earth

Postby Theblackdog » Sat Jul 14, 2018 10:56 pm

Turn 3: Scythians
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One soldier sprints towards the fallen laser.

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Jess and the other soldier fire on a Trattorian robot, but fail to damage it.

Jess: You seem like a decent fellow. Want to help us repair the ship if we cover you?
Sam: Suits me.

Sam has allied with the Scythians!
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Re: Battle in the Chat: The Red Earth

Postby Theblackdog » Sat Jul 14, 2018 11:07 pm

Turn 3 - Angel
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The Angel grabs two Britannian troops.
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It throws them at the mech, bringing it down to only 1 SP.
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Re: Battle in the Chat: The Red Earth

Postby Theblackdog » Sat Jul 14, 2018 11:30 pm

Turn 3 - USA
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Chip Fuckmeister climbs on top of the ship and pulls out a microphone.
"Your time's up! Your ass is dead meat! 'Cause I'm Chip Fuckmeister, and all y'all are FUCKED!"
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The terrified Britannians bail, and the mech pilot, inspired by Chip's speech, decides to body slam them.
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Unfortunately, he misses.

Turn 3 - Sam
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Sam pulls out a communicator and calls down a supply drop with materials to repair the dropship's window...
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...Directly on top of Captain Harris. Harris' armor roll saves him from the impact, but he is Disrupted.

Turn 3 - Overwatch
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Re: Battle in the Chat: The Red Earth

Postby Theblackdog » Sat Jul 14, 2018 11:43 pm

The VoL ship is now flyable by anyone in the pilot's seat. Escaping with the ship and the window repair kit counts as a victory.
Turn 4 - Trattorians
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The robots open fire, and one kills a Scythian rifleman.
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The other kills a Britannian Marine.
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Re: Battle in the Chat: The Red Earth

Postby Theblackdog » Sat Jul 14, 2018 11:53 pm

Turn 4 - Britannians
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The sniper just manages to get aboard.
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"Jolly good! Let's get this bird in the air!"
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Re: Battle in the Chat: The Red Earth

Postby Theblackdog » Sun Jul 15, 2018 12:09 am

Finale
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The dropship rapidly gains altitude, leaving the other combatants behind.

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Chip runs forward and hits the sniper with his folding chair, knocking him off the ship.

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He grabs Captain Harris and dangles him over the edge, trying to think of a good one-liner.
"Well, I guess you've uh... got a long way to fall!"
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Re: Battle in the Chat: The Red Earth

Postby Theblackdog » Sun Jul 15, 2018 12:19 am

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"By Jove, your one-liners are more disgusting than my favorite pub's spotted dick!"

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"Jolly good show, I say."

Britannians win!
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