Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 13]

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Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 13]

Postby Flamer Shaftglutton » Mon Aug 20, 2018 10:19 pm

Turn 13:
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ninja_bait bravely stabs Satan in the eyes with twin pokers. He does 13 damage.

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StalinsFavoriteKhat peeks over the edge of Ring 9 and roasts Satan. His aim is God-awful, though, and he misses Satan with both pyres.

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motorhead fan wriggles up to Ring 4, eager to reach Satan.

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TheVengefulOne motions to the Lesser Demon who was helping before, and the demonbro climbs on his shoulder. He then attempts to seduce the Demon Of Lust with a cool pose, but fails miserably.

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Bragallot readies his bow and aims at Satan 8 rings above him. With sniper-like accuracy he lands a shot in Satan's eye/mouth. He deals 12 damage with his first shot, but misses the second shot.

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Satan is getting riled up, so Maxhell (Scribonius) devises a plan. He floats up to Ring 7, close enough to keep an eye on Satan, and uses his supernatural dice to turn the three tortured traitors into wooden mannequins. Satan's teeth get stuck, rendering him impotent for a turn.

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Flamer Shaftglutton uses his new demon-speed to leap up to Ring 2.

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Kenneth from Walmart (RedRover) flies up to Ring 5 and fires a test shot at the Demon of Violence (Bragallot). He hits, but does only 5 damage. It's not enough to pierce his armor.

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The Demon of Treachery (Duerer) immediately attacks the Demon of Wrath (ReconMiner). Miraculously he misses with one of the hits.

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The Demon of Wrath successfully parries the attack. He removes 1 of the 4 D12's, but still gets whalloped. He takes 2 pips of damage.



Satan's Turn:
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66D6 of armor for Satan. It's not looking good for the 25 damage the Demons managed to inflict on him this turn.

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The total after the bonus dice: 277 armor. He quite easily survives the damage.

No attack this turn thanks to the Demon of Fraud.

Wider shots:
Spoiler: show
In no particular order and with no context.
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Current Standings:
  • ninja_bait: Ring 9, Demon of Gluttony, 1 respawn remaining.
  • StalinsFavoriteKhat: Ring 8, Demon of Heresy, 1 respawn remaining.
  • motorhead fan: Ring 4, Demon of Lust, 2 respawns remaining.
  • TheVengefulOne: Ring 4, Demon of Greed, 2 respawns remaining.
  • Bragallot: Ring 1, Demon of Violence, 1 respawn remaining.
  • ReconMiner: Ring 9, Demon of Wrath, 1 respawn remaining.
  • Scribonius: Ring 7, Demon of Fraud, 1 respawn remaining.
  • Flamer Shaftglutton: Ring 2, Lesser Demon, No respawns remaining.
  • RedRover: Ring 5, Lesser Demon, 2 respawns remaining.
  • Duerer: Ring 9, Demon of Treachery, 1 respawn remaining.


Other stuff:
1. Orders are due Friday, August 24th.
2. I'm lumping everybody's damage together across the turn, then rolling Satan's armor at the end.
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 13]

Postby Duerer » Tue Aug 21, 2018 12:05 am

Continue to strike and absorb.
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 13]

Postby Craigallot » Tue Aug 21, 2018 2:57 am

Pick up the guy who shot at me and load him into my bow, then fire him into Satan's jaws. :twisted:
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 13]

Postby ninja_bait » Tue Aug 21, 2018 5:40 am

I stab into Satan's mouth and try peeling his face off
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 13]

Postby motorhead fan » Tue Aug 21, 2018 10:18 am

I want to climb on to thevengefulone, stick my tongue into his ear and ride him all the way to satan.
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 13]

Postby Scribonius » Tue Aug 21, 2018 9:51 pm

Hmm... Can my magic do anything about Satan's armor? I'd like to knock a die or two (or ten) off of his armor save pile somehow... I dunno, melt his armor or something, or turn steel into tin or titanium into pyrite?
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 13]

Postby TheCraigfulOne » Tue Aug 21, 2018 10:03 pm

Try and call down lightning from above to attack Satan, then walk/climb upwards to attack him up close.
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 13]

Postby ReconMiner » Wed Aug 22, 2018 3:34 pm

Shove the Demon of Treachery aside and then attempt to blind Satan by gouging out his eyes :twisted:
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Guys! we got to treat Satan like a high-level pokemon and inflict as many status effects on him as possible! :D
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 13]

Postby ninja_bait » Wed Aug 22, 2018 4:03 pm

ReconMiner wrote:attempt to blind Satan by gouging out his eyes


Where have I heard that one before? :wink: Don't let Bragallot get in your way!
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 13]

Postby ReconMiner » Wed Aug 22, 2018 4:15 pm

ninja_bait wrote:
ReconMiner wrote:attempt to blind Satan by gouging out his eyes


Where have I heard that one before? :wink: Don't let Bragallot get in your way!


He's gotta have more than 2 eyes right? More to go around!
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 13]

Postby RedRover » Wed Aug 22, 2018 4:23 pm

Drink the last beer can to boost my speed. Got up to Satan and crawl down his throat to shoot him from the inside (hopefully this ignores armor)
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 13]

Postby Falk » Wed Aug 22, 2018 5:13 pm

BrikWars 2010 Rules wrote:BrikWars ... stands in pretty direct opposition to many fundamental elements of the LEGO® philosophy, such as "Not Teaching Kids How Funny It Is to Set People on Fire."
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 13]

Postby Zupponn » Wed Aug 22, 2018 8:23 pm

66d6 lol
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