Pursuit (Turn 2)

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Pursuit (Turn 2)

Postby Zupponn » Wed Aug 22, 2018 8:21 pm

Pursuit - Turn 2

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Zahru:  Here!  Have some of your beer back!

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With them soaked in beer, Duerer lights 'em up.

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Duerer:  Ha.  Ghost roast.

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RedRover:  A good gentleman always brings his tea with him.

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Boink!

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Dominoes!
RedRover:  And they all fall down!

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One Pale Rider does manage to successfully bail.

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RedRover:  Now, what next?

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Bragallot:  Slice and dice!

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Bragallot:  SLICE AND DICE MOTHERFUCKERS!

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ninja_bait plants the harpoon gun on the back of the Deathmobile.  He aims...

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...and one rider is cut in half!

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Falk:  Gimme that halberd!

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He can't quite reach the Pale Rider though.

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Kommander Ken:  Time to put on some tunes!



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He then starts signaling for a left turn.

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The Pale Rider takes a shot at Zahru, but it's ineffective.

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Bone Sheriff:  These fuckbois belong behind bars!

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Wither:  We will extract their juicy calcium!

Up ahead...

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Deputy:  Hey commish?
Commissioner:  Yeah?
Deputy:  Is that Wither and his Bone Boys?
Commissioner:  Shit!  It is!  And look there's that goddamn Bone Sheriff!  Everyone in the car!

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Commissioner:  We'll teach him to impersonate an officer!

Scoreboard:
Kommander Ken (Alive) - 0 Kills
ninja_bait (Alive) - 1 Kills
Falk (Alive) - 0 Kills
Bragallot (Alive) - 1 Kills
Duerer (Alive) - 2 Kills
Zahru (Alive) - 0 Kills
RedRover (Alive) - 0 Kills
motorhead fan (Will be arriving when he gets back) - 0 Kills

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Re: Pursuit (Turn 2)

Postby ninja_bait » Wed Aug 22, 2018 9:26 pm

I switch to a shovel and surgically remove the grey guy's head.  Also I collect the blood and turn it into red paint for Falk.
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Re: Pursuit (Turn 2)

Postby Zahru II » Thu Aug 23, 2018 12:34 am

My guy puts down the beer for now and remembers that he has a pistol on his torso print which he draws and fires with at the nearest enemy.
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Re: Pursuit (Turn 2)

Postby RedRover » Thu Aug 23, 2018 12:41 am

I pick up a spear and with perfect javelin form from my days on the Harvard track a field team, I launch it into the spoke of one of the vehicles, hoping to flip it over.
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Re: Pursuit (Turn 2)

Postby Duerer » Thu Aug 23, 2018 12:45 am

Saving my action for flaing that rider or one of the incoming cars. Maybe calling these four cops to our aid as well.
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Re: Pursuit (Turn 2)

Postby Kommander Ken » Thu Aug 23, 2018 10:53 am

Same orders as last turn, I'll swerve around any obstacles like we're in a Fast and Furious movie and aim for the clearest road ahead. I'll also turn up the volume to the music to deter any nearby bonebois and maybe even perform a rude hand gesture behind us.
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Re: Pursuit (Turn 2)

Postby Craigallot » Thu Aug 23, 2018 11:08 am

Climb up and throw a spear at any fool who comes too close.
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Re: Pursuit (Turn 2)

Postby Falk » Thu Aug 23, 2018 1:54 pm

Take the red paint from ninjabait and use it to paint the engine red like I wanted to originally.
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Re: Pursuit (Turn 2)

Postby ninja_bait » Thu Aug 23, 2018 1:57 pm

Falk wrote:Take the red paint from ninjabait and use it to paint the engine red like I wanted to originally.


You should give a back up order in case the paint takes a while to make.
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Re: Pursuit (Turn 2)

Postby Falk » Thu Aug 23, 2018 5:42 pm

Hmm true. If the paint isn’t ready, stay ready with the halberd incase anything hostile gets in range.
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