Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 14]

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Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 14]

Postby Flamer Shaftglutton » Sat Aug 25, 2018 10:19 pm

Turn 14:
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ninja_bait forgoes normal damage to do some component damage. He successfully slices off two of Satan's jaws, exposing the tender eye-flesh.

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StalinsFavoriteKhat bathes Satan in his cleansing flames, succesfully hitting with both pyres.

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motorhead fan sticks his tongue in TheVengefulOne's ear and rides him to Ring 6. TheVengefulOne then uses his shockers to blast Satan.

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TheVengefulOne successfully blasts Satan, adding to the pile of damage.

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Bragallot did not appreciate the shots from Kenneth (RedRover) last turn and leaps up to Ring 2. He grabs Kenneth, loads him into the bow, and launches him straight into Satan's remaining mouth.

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ReconMiner turns away from his beating to stab Satan in his exposed eye.

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Max-hell (Scribonius) spends a Supernatural D8 for range, then spends all the rest to reduce Satan's armor. He succeeds, removing 2/3's of Satan's dice.

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Flamer Shaftglutton barely manages to reach the edge of Ring 4 with his demonic speed.

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Kenneth the Demon of Walmart (RedRover) takes the opportunity to stab and shoot Satan from the inside. The total damage to Satan is now quite impressive.

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The Demon of Treachery (Duerer) didn't roll any 1's this time, so he successfully hits ReconMiner with both swords.

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He does 56 damage. The Demon of Wrath would need an exceptional roll to survive, which he does not get. The Demon of Treachery absorbs a portion of his fallen foe's power, gaining a virtual inch of size.

Satan's Turn:
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Despite the Demon of Fraud hiding many of Satan's armor dice, and the immense damage dealt by the other players, Satan just barely succumbs to his injuries. He erupts in a foutain of blood, bathing the whole tower.

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Blood and body parts everywhere.

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From the pool of Satan's blood rises the Bone Throne. The last survivor will be crowned the ruler of Hell.


Turn 15 Preview:
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The Demon of Wrath (ReconMiner) finds himself back on Ring 5 with no more respawns remaining.



Wider shots:
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Current Standings:
  • ninja_bait: Ring 8, Demon of Gluttony, 1 respawn remaining.
  • StalinsFavoriteKhat: Ring 8, Demon of Heresy, 1 respawn remaining.
  • motorhead fan: Ring 6, Demon of Lust, 2 respawns remaining.
  • TheVengefulOne: Ring 6, Demon of Greed, 2 respawns remaining.
  • Bragallot: Ring 2, Demon of Violence, 1 respawn remaining.
  • ReconMiner: Ring 5, Demon of Wrath, No respawns remaining.
  • Scribonius: Ring 7, Demon of Fraud, 1 respawn remaining.
  • Flamer Shaftglutton: Ring 4, Lesser Demon, No respawns remaining.
  • RedRover: Ring 9, Lesser Demon, 2 respawns remaining.
  • Duerer: Ring 9, Demon of Treachery, +1 inch of size, 1 respawn remaining.


Other stuff:
1. Orders are due Wednesday, August 29th.
2. Even with double damage from ninja_bait exposing Satan's insides, you guys still just barely beat him.
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 14]

Postby Duerer » Sun Aug 26, 2018 12:05 am

Beat the big demon right behind me and absorb his energy as well.
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 14]

Postby Craigallot » Sun Aug 26, 2018 2:46 am

Shoot the nearest target and then run to safety.
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 14]

Postby ninja_bait » Sun Aug 26, 2018 6:21 am

I attack the electric boi
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 14]

Postby TheCraigfulOne » Sun Aug 26, 2018 10:45 am

Pick up that disgusting pink thing off my shoulder and drop it onto the Banana dude below me.
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 14]

Postby RedRover » Sun Aug 26, 2018 10:47 am

Dive in the pool of blood and start drinking it, hoping to gain power
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 14]

Postby TheCraigfulOne » Sun Aug 26, 2018 10:56 am

So what's Bob Ross going to do now?
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 14]

Postby RedRover » Sun Aug 26, 2018 12:15 pm

TheVengefulOne wrote:So what's Bob Ross going to do now?

I assume he’d start killing demons or painting a nice mountain scene
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 14]

Postby Flamer Shaftglutton » Sun Aug 26, 2018 12:38 pm

RedRover wrote:
TheVengefulOne wrote:So what's Bob Ross going to do now?

I assume he’d start killing demons or painting a nice mountain scene

I'm open to all ideas.
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 14]

Postby Scribonius » Sun Aug 26, 2018 8:10 pm

:twisted:   Time to turn the tables! Save half of my SN dice for defense, use the other half to attack the Demon of Lust. Magically bathe lust in frozen Gatorade! That ought to chill down it's desires!
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 14]

Postby ReconMiner » Sun Aug 26, 2018 8:34 pm

Grab onto the demon above me (Heresy, the big castle boi) and throw him down onto Violence  :twisted:
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 14]

Postby Craigallot » Mon Aug 27, 2018 4:22 am

Bob Ross, always the good Samaritan, will start cleaning up the mess we made (and are making), perhaps collecting the blood and other things raining across the battlefield to make paintings later. :)
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