Pursuit (Turn 6)

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Pursuit (Turn 6)

Post by Zupponn » Wed Sep 05, 2018 8:44 pm

Pursuit - Turn 6

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Duerer revives Zahru.
Duerer: I don't think you need this arm anyways.

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Brag attempts to push a Blue Spirit off of the Deathmobile, but fails.

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ninja_bait grabs Colonel Wither with the car's arm cage.
ninja_bait: Gotcha!

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RedRover: Time to pull out the old trusty dueling pistol.

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KABOOM!
RedRover: Ah! My hand!

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Kommander Ken: "LETS BURN SOME RUBBER, BOYOS."

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Fire covers the area behind the Deathmobile as it moves forward.

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Falk: Die spirit scum!

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Colonel Wither: Keep on them! I'll make those fuckbois pay for their actions yet!

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ninja_bait crashes through a wall and gets stuck.

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The Mace Master leaps off of the Castle Car.

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Mace Master: Let's smash some fuckbois!

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Falk gets disarmed by a Blue Spirit.

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Brag is impaled by the other.

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Brag is down!

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Spiritmancer: Another hit! It's like shooting fuckbois in a barrel!

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Falk is down!

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The Ghost Mechanic attempts to free Colonel Wither, but fails.

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Cop: Alright! The wheel is fixed!

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Commissioner: Fuck you undead freaks!
Their shots all miss.

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One more turn passes.

Scoreboard:
Kommander Ken (Alive) - 1 Kills
ninja_bait (Alive) - 1 Kills
Falk (Down) - 1 Kills
Bragallot (Down) - 2 Kills
Duerer (Alive) - 3 Kills
Zahru (Alive) - 0 Kills
RedRover (Alive) - 0 Kills
motorhead fan (Alive) - 0 Kills

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Re: Pursuit (Turn 6)

Post by ninja_bait » Wed Sep 05, 2018 8:51 pm

Me right now:
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I jump out of the bone sheriff's car and reassemble falk and bragallot into a single living entity. Please wait for me to catch up to the deathmobile... :oops:
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Re: Pursuit (Turn 6)

Post by Duerer » Wed Sep 05, 2018 11:17 pm

Pick up the halberd above me and stab some spirits.
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Re: Pursuit (Turn 6)

Post by Zahru II » Thu Sep 06, 2018 12:07 am

Time to man the spinning spiky thing and gore col withers.
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Re: Pursuit (Turn 6)

Post by RedRover » Thu Sep 06, 2018 12:53 am

Kick hammer first class off the roof, pull a hook hand out of my pocket and put it on

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Re: Pursuit (Turn 6)

Post by motorhead fan » Thu Sep 06, 2018 4:55 am

I would like to move closer and shoot one of the wheels of the vehicle that everyone is riding.

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Re: Pursuit (Turn 6)

Post by Craigallot » Thu Sep 06, 2018 10:17 am

How can I fail a shove? Shoves are supposed to be automatic hits. I know I'm clumsy, but... :lol:

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Re: Pursuit (Turn 6)

Post by Zupponn » Thu Sep 06, 2018 11:24 am

Bragallot wrote:How can I fail a shove? Shoves are supposed to be automatic hits. I know I'm clumsy, but... :lol:
That's my bad. I didn't know that and just rolled to see if it would happen (I've literally been rolling for everything). I'll let you get back up and walk it off since you're the leader. :wink:

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Re: Pursuit (Turn 6)

Post by ninja_bait » Thu Sep 06, 2018 11:25 am

Zupponn wrote:I'll let you get back up and walk it off since you're the leader. :wink:
You are preventing ANATOMY! :fist:
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Re: Pursuit (Turn 6)

Post by Zupponn » Thu Sep 06, 2018 1:27 pm

ninja_bait wrote:
Zupponn wrote:I'll let you get back up and walk it off since you're the leader. :wink:
You are preventing ANATOMY! :fist:
Don't worry. I got you.
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Re: Pursuit (Turn 6)

Post by Craigallot » Thu Sep 06, 2018 4:06 pm

Alright, I've been wanting to do this for three turns now... :cry: shove one of the blue guys into the path of an oncoming vehicle.

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Re: Pursuit (Turn 6)

Post by Kommander Ken » Thu Sep 06, 2018 5:14 pm

I'm going to put my excellent Trucker skills to use and make a sharp right, hugging the wall. All the while I'm going to rev up the tires and try to smoke all the enemies out from around and ontop the Deathmobile, hopefully making it harder for them to see/breathe.

"BACK THE FAWK OFFA MY RIDE."

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Re: Pursuit (Turn 6)

Post by ninja_bait » Thu Sep 06, 2018 6:02 pm

Don't leave me behind!
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Re: Pursuit (Turn 6)

Post by Kommander Ken » Thu Sep 06, 2018 7:49 pm

"YOU BETTER BURN SOME RUBBER, NINJA BOYO."

don't worry I got a plan.

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Re: Pursuit (Turn 6)

Post by ninja_bait » Thu Sep 06, 2018 8:53 pm

Kommander Ken wrote:"YOU BETTER BURN SOME RUBBER, NINJA BOYO."

don't worry I got a plan.
It's not my fault! There was a wall in the way!
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