Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 22]

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Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 22]

Postby Flamer Shaftglutton » Sun Sep 23, 2018 12:17 pm

Turn 22:
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The Demon of Treachery (Duerer) swoops down on the Demon of Gluttony (ninja_bait) and starts eating him. He does considerable damage, and gains a seventh hitpoint.

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The Demon of Greed (TheVengefulOne) jumps on top of the Demon of Violence (Bragallot) and utterly pulverizes him.

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The mass of Dimmies slayed by the Demon of Violence (Bragallot) start to meld together.

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The Dimmies, combined with the respawning Demon of Violence (Bragallot) form into the Demon of Dimmies (Bragallot).,

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The Demon of Gluttony (ninja_bait) wastes no time and launches into an attack against the titan. He does 3 damage.

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The Demon of Dimmies (Bragallot) does not look kindly upon being attacked. He vomits a stream of rainbow bricks onto the Demon of Gluttony (ninja_bait) killing him in a hailstorm of bricks. Even the Demon of Treachery (Duerer) takes a couple points of damage.


Wider shots:
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Wide shot of the tower. Everybody's on one side, so this is the only shot needed. The Demon of Greed (TheVengefulOne) is on Ring 1. The Demon of Dimmies (Bragallot), the Demon of Treachery (Duerer), and Bob Ross are on Ring 4.


Current Standings:
  • Craiger: Demon of Treachery, Ring 4, 5/7 Hitpoints, 0 respawns left.
  • motorCraig fan: Demon of Lust, Ring 1, 0/4 Hitpoints, DEAD.
  • TheCraigfulOne: Demon of Greed, Ring 1, 3/4 Hitpoints, 1 respawn left.
  • craig_bait: Demon of Gluttony, Ring 4, 0/7 Hitpoints, DEAD.
  • BriksKrieg: Demon of Heresy, Ring 6, 0/9 Hitpoints, DEAD.
  • Craigallot: Demon of Violence Dimmies, Ring 4, 6/9 Hitpoints, 0 respawns left.
  • CraigMiner: Demon of Wrath, Ring 1, 0/5 Hitpoints, DEAD.
  • Craigonius: Demon of Fraud, Ring 4, 0/3 Hitpoints, DEAD.
  • Flamer Craigglutton: Lesser Demon of Bananas, Ring 4, 0/1 Hitpoints, DEAD.
  • CraigRover: Lesser Demon of Walmart, Ring 1, 1/1 Hitpoints, DEAD.


Other stuff:
1. Orders are due Wednesday, September 26th.
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 22]

Postby ninja_bait » Sun Sep 23, 2018 12:20 pm

Oh no!

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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 22]

Postby Duerer » Sun Sep 23, 2018 12:26 pm

Phase into the Demon of Dimmies to gut him out from the inside and absorb every of his edible body parts to restore my health.
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 22]

Postby Craigallot » Sun Sep 23, 2018 1:05 pm

That was perfect.  :lol: The Demon of Dimness shall put together a creation so rainbowy and terrible to behold, it will make the others demons' heads explode.
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 22]

Postby TheCraigfulOne » Sun Sep 23, 2018 4:26 pm

What is that? Some 3d printed minifig thingy?

I use my entire body as a living speaker, playing "Ride the Lightning" so incredibly loud it liquefies the organs of the other demons. :666:
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 22]

Postby Craigallot » Mon Sep 24, 2018 6:39 am

TheCraigfulOne wrote:What is that? Some 3d printed minifig thingy?


Beyond your comprehension!
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 22]

Postby Flamer Shaftglutton » Mon Sep 24, 2018 7:56 am

Craigallot wrote:
TheCraigfulOne wrote:What is that? Some 3d printed minifig thingy?


Beyond your comprehension!


Both of these are correct.
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 22]

Postby TheGuyRightBehindYou » Mon Sep 24, 2018 10:35 am

My god,
first GODDAMN SATAN is killed
and now there is a dimmie as big as the fucking map :wtc:
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 22]

Postby Kommander Ken » Mon Sep 24, 2018 11:39 am

This went to hell fast.
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 22]

Postby Scribonius » Mon Sep 24, 2018 8:17 pm

Well yes, that was kind of the whole point of this thing. I mean, if it HADN'T, we'd be in Limbo or Purgatory or something...
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 22]

Postby Kommander Ken » Mon Sep 24, 2018 9:22 pm

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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 22]

Postby TheCraigfulOne » Mon Sep 24, 2018 10:00 pm

Kommander Ken wrote:Image

I'm pretty sure Scrib was just making a joke as well.
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 22]

Postby Kommander Ken » Tue Sep 25, 2018 3:38 am

Dangit I knew I should've used this one.

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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 22]

Postby Scribonius » Tue Sep 25, 2018 2:40 pm

Kommander Ken wrote:Dangit I knew I should've used this one.

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Sarcasm. I was trying to make a joke on top of the other joke. Seriously though, do you have any idea how hard it is to convey proper sarcasm on a written forum without being blatantly obvious about it? I love having forums just for the chaotic crap that happens, but it can be hard to make proper sarcastic banter in this medium.   :roll:

I figure since my daemon-ness is now a big hole in the ground filled with happy little trees (or is that Craigs?), I'm allowed to just sit back and make snarky comments.  :warhead:
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