Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 24]

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Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 24]

Postby Flamer Shaftglutton » Thu Sep 27, 2018 10:41 pm

Turn 24:
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The Demon of Treachery (Duerer) is just able to reach the Demon of Greed (TheVengefulOne) with a lance. He rolls pretty poorly, doing only a single point of damage.

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The Demon of Greed (TheVengefulOne) eats what little remains of the Demon of Violence. He grows an extra arm and his skill dice grows to a D10. He puts it to good use by immediately succeeding with two hits.

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Unfortunately his damage roll is absolutely awful. The Demon of Treachery (Duerer) easily absorbs the hits without taking any damage.


Current Standings:
  • Craiger: Demon of Treachery, Ring 1, 6/7 Hitpoints, 0 respawns left.
  • motorCraig fan: Demon of Lust, Ring 1, 0/4 Hitpoints, DEAD.
  • TheCraigfulOne: Demon of Greed, Ring 1, 2/4 Hitpoints, 1 respawn left.
  • craig_bait: Demon of Gluttony, Ring 4, 0/7 Hitpoints, DEAD.
  • BriksKrieg: Demon of Heresy, Ring 6, 0/9 Hitpoints, DEAD.
  • Craigallot: Demon of Dimmies, Ring 1, 0/9 Hitpoints, DEAD.
  • CraigMiner: Demon of Wrath, Ring 1, 0/5 Hitpoints, DEAD.
  • Craigonius: Demon of Fraud, Ring 4, 0/3 Hitpoints, DEAD.
  • Flamer Craigglutton: Lesser Demon of Bananas, Ring 4, 0/1 Hitpoints, DEAD.
  • CraigRover: Lesser Demon of Walmart, Ring 1, 1/1 Hitpoints, DEAD.


Other stuff:
1. Orders are due Monday, October 1st.
2. TheCraigfulOne now gets 3 attacks and a D10 for skill.
Last edited by Flamer Shaftglutton on Thu Oct 04, 2018 9:49 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 24]

Postby Duerer » Fri Sep 28, 2018 12:36 am

Yeah, eat this guy's whole ass to negate his newly received buff for his next respawn.
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 24]

Postby TheCraigfulOne » Fri Sep 28, 2018 7:19 am

Ok, since the bible says anyone who isn't trianglist (never knew about that word buttplug before) will burn in Hell . . . there must be a ton of jews around here, right? Use my powers of greed to summon a swarm of rabid Jewish stereotypes to steal Duerer's golden lances. Then I attack him with absolutely everything I've got.
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 24]

Postby Flamer Shaftglutton » Fri Sep 28, 2018 8:58 am

TheCraigfulOne wrote:Ok, since the bible says anyone who isn't trianglist (never knew about that word buttplug before) will burn in Hell . . .


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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 24]

Postby Craigallot » Fri Sep 28, 2018 9:00 am

Hey, I'm alive! :) Well, kinda...
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