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Flamer Shaftglutton
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by Flamer Shaftglutton » Thu Sep 27, 2018 10:41 pm
Turn 24:
The Demon of Treachery (Duerer) is just able to reach the Demon of Greed (TheVengefulOne) with a lance. He rolls pretty poorly, doing only a single point of damage.
The Demon of Greed (TheVengefulOne) eats what little remains of the Demon of Violence. He grows an extra arm and his skill dice grows to a D10. He puts it to good use by immediately succeeding with two hits.
Unfortunately his damage roll is absolutely awful. The Demon of Treachery (Duerer) easily absorbs the hits without taking any damage.
Current Standings:
- Craiger: Demon of Treachery, Ring 1, 6/7 Hitpoints, 0 respawns left.
motorCraig fan: Demon of Lust, Ring 1, 0/4 Hitpoints, DEAD.
- TheCraigfulOne: Demon of Greed, Ring 1, 2/4 Hitpoints, 1 respawn left.
craig_bait: Demon of Gluttony, Ring 4, 0/7 Hitpoints, DEAD.
BriksKrieg: Demon of Heresy, Ring 6, 0/9 Hitpoints, DEAD.
Craigallot: Demon of Dimmies, Ring 1, 0/9 Hitpoints, DEAD.
CraigMiner: Demon of Wrath, Ring 1, 0/5 Hitpoints, DEAD.
Craigonius: Demon of Fraud, Ring 4, 0/3 Hitpoints, DEAD.
Flamer Craigglutton: Lesser Demon of Bananas, Ring 4, 0/1 Hitpoints, DEAD.
CraigRover: Lesser Demon of Walmart, Ring 1, 1/1 Hitpoints, DEAD.
Other stuff:
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Orders are due Monday, October 1st.
2. TheCraigfulOne now gets 3 attacks and a D10 for skill.
motorhead fan wrote:I hope for more butt stuff in the future!
Duerer wrote:Jump onto the locust demon ahead of me and eat its ass for more power.
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Duerer
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by Duerer » Fri Sep 28, 2018 12:36 am
Yeah, eat this guy's whole ass to negate his newly received buff for his next respawn.
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Venge
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by Venge » Fri Sep 28, 2018 7:19 am
Ok, since the bible says anyone who isn't trianglist (never knew about that word buttplug before) will burn in Hell . . . there must be a ton of jews around here, right? Use my powers of greed to summon a swarm of rabid Jewish stereotypes to steal Duerer's golden lances. Then I attack him with absolutely everything I've got.
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Flamer Shaftglutton
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by Flamer Shaftglutton » Fri Sep 28, 2018 8:58 am
TheCraigfulOne wrote:Ok, since the bible says anyone who isn't trianglist (never knew about that word buttplug before) will burn in Hell . . .
These
filters are getting out of hand.
motorhead fan wrote:I hope for more butt stuff in the future!
Duerer wrote:Jump onto the locust demon ahead of me and eat its ass for more power.
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Bragallot
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by Bragallot » Fri Sep 28, 2018 9:00 am
Hey, I'm alive!
Well, kinda...