[HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]

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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]

Post by AZKAMAT » Sun Nov 11, 2018 10:58 pm

PERFECT 5

Total overload of high-quality effort + TEH WHEAGLE BANTZ R 2 STRONK
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]

Post by DayBoost_ » Fri Nov 16, 2018 12:21 am

gameplay 4
photography 5
violence 5
writing 4
appeal 4.5

this would get a perfect score if it had some sort of resolution :c otherwise sweeeeeeet

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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]

Post by ninja_bait » Fri Nov 16, 2018 6:12 am

DayBoost_ wrote:gameplay 4
photography 5
violence 5
writing 4
appeal 4.5

this would get a perfect score if it had some sort of resolution :c otherwise sweeeeeeet
I've developed a recent appreciation for people who pause battles for real life struggles. Dying to get back to this, though.
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]

Post by DayBoost_ » Fri Nov 16, 2018 9:59 am

ninja_bait wrote:
I've developed a recent appreciation for people who pause battles for real life struggles. Dying to get back to this, though.
its not that I don't feel for you, I understand and even had to delay my final turn, its just that I've got to judge whats on my plate

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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]

Post by ninja_bait » Fri Dec 14, 2018 4:45 pm

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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]

Post by Kommander Ken » Fri Dec 14, 2018 11:11 pm

Everyone died. The end.

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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]

Post by ninja_bait » Thu Dec 20, 2018 2:35 pm

ROUND 8

I ran this weeks ago and never had the time to post. I forgot what happened.

The GGE moves up.
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The Assyrian attempts to shoot the Almighty Benny Gesserit.
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He fails.
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RARCom guy gets up to the Big Butte.
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He slays a Brittanian.
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I... forget what's going on here.
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Enraged by his cohort's lustiness, the Interdimensionoid piledrives them.
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BOOM
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I don't know what's happening here either.
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I think this was wrestling? Everything just looks like sex.
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Oh, it's wrestling.
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An Archdukian die in the usual wrestling explosion.
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Louise calls for a strategic retreat [FEAT CRITICALLY FAILS]
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The other Archdukian runs, foaming at the mouth, at Dark Fleebnork.
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Death by failed strategic retreat!
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Red Barbarian picks up the Big Buttnomikon, with all the noobs on it.
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He gives it a throw!
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The destruction is devastating. I think it killed the Castle Bois, M-Throne, Major booty bothered, and a GGE guy.
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This Pirate looks lovingly at a Brootal.
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Captain Rexx and Monkey Two-Guns charge up their guns.
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There's a lot of explosion.
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The Skeltals would like to go home now, October is over.
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Darkeststorm's guns blow up in his hands.
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The Britannian avenges his bruv.
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Captain Colliedog takes a sniff of Great Dane's butt. It does not inspire comraderie.
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The shitgoats move about.
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pew!
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Adequate Dalek considers something in the distance.
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whiteagle
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Taking WheezeBaggano in his loving arms,
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the Dalek mercy kills him.
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IN-COR-POR-ATE!
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"I've got a great plan," Jacques says to the Benny Gesserit, "are you in?"
"Yes," says the ruler of the Dew.
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Jacques slams his hammer into the Benny Gesserit.
"?!"
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He tries to splat the Benny Gesserit right into Blue Guy, but the Bitty Buttnomikon throws up a shield just in time.
"I see you're immune to the power of teamwork!"
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Blue Guy counterattacks with the Buttnomikon.
Jacques dies the way he always wanted to, in a splat.
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Great Dane attempts to steal the butt for himself.
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But Blue Guy turns the stream on him, throwing him off the map.
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Seizing the opportunity, the IM swarms Blue Guy and get their magikal hands all over the Butt.
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Meanwhile, the Poles retrieve the Big Buttnomikon.
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So apparently at some point the Shitgoats touched the butt? Their hero is Rock Monster.
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Mlot Kowalski shows up to help the Poles.
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Sir Gawayn represents for the IM, with a slight upgrade.
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OVERWATCH
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]

Post by Arkbrik » Sat Dec 22, 2018 4:30 am

We got a whole bunch of kills in the end. Sweet!

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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]

Post by ninja_bait » Sat Dec 22, 2018 9:13 am

EPILOGUE

A quiet Saturday morning rises over the Battle of the Buttnomikon.
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Champions from every corner of the Brikverse are locked in battle over an artifakt they don't understand, on a planet that shouldn't exist.
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Something else rises in the east.
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"A̫̯̖͚̘h͓,̰̻̩͕ ẃh̵̩̦̼̪a̶͕̫̻͚͕̗̳t̵̜̫͇̟̖ ͏̪͈̞͈ͅa̙͕̪͔͓̻ l̯̪̞̪̳o̴v̢͕͍ͅe̢̬͕͉̫͇̺l̴͓̻͖͚̱̣y̧̰̳̙̬̬̻ ̮̼͔̺̯̳n̼̥̙̣̭̲̹͠a̪̺̰̗̲p̢̩!̥͇ I̸͈'̖͖̥̺̟̮̮m̙̝̩̙͓̙ ͉̝̻̳͍rę̙̝̙̩͉̠a̩̯̥̥̜̲͈d̕y̧̹̝̞̫̝̞ ̠̝t̩̠o̖̟̼͉̭̟̣ ̩̱͔̬̲̥͘P̸A̲̱͚̰͖̦R̡̰̜͍̣̮̻͇T̛A͏̥̬̺͎̼̳A̬͇̦͉A̤ͅYY͎̤̣̯̟̱͠Y̰̙̗̫̗̟͖Y̲̱͖!͕̞̩̕"
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"..."
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"W̝̜͔̩̺͖̹ͪ͋͐̈͐H̵̭̟͇̖̹̞̃̋͒̔ͅA̡̹̞ͩ̔T̖̳̰̺͋̅̎̏ ̷͉̺̘͋͆D̰͈̣̠͛ͧ̍I̥̱̬̯̜͍͋̊̐Ḑ̗̰̯̹̻͓̜ ̘͖̞͔̰̦͉ͥ́Y̭̜̬͍͇̓ͨ̌͆͛ͨÕ̡̼ͮ̓ͣ̓ͭ̌U̸͈̻̙͚̮̦ͦͣ͗͒̿ ͫ̿ͨ̔͛D̖͕̻̱̘͖̺̎ͮͤ̌ͧ̚O̮͛͊ͬͯ̎̆͋ ̤̯̺̜ͣ͊̐̏̿͢T̡ͭ͛O͑́̒́̎̚҉̣̯̝ ̨̉͒̑̌̚M̡͎͔ͫ̏̚Ẏ̡͍̙͚̫̻̘́ͣͮ̚ ͚̺͕̬̫̪̩̎̓͡H͍̩͙̣͗͐̿ͥ̾̀̚O͔͎̹̫̙͉͆̍U̻̪̯̱̼̜͍͘S͈̀̃́E̡̤̹͙̥̮̯̮͂̆̾͂͑̌͗?̴̊̓̌̃̚!̡̳͛̿ͦ͌"
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"W̺͖ͬ͌H̙̙͈̅ͫ͒̓Ȧ̯̺̲ͧ͐ͩT̼̩̎͗͐̐̿̉͢ ͈̤H̭ͣͪ̃́͝A̶͇̪̳̟̭̍̉̊ͩ͛P̫̙̰̝̹̬͔P̩̳̫͔̦̟̦ͩͤE͔ͨͨͧN̖͍̳̓̅̉̽͆ͧE̛͍͉̣͓͎̜͎D̠̠͙̭͚́ͩͤ̊͛̽́ ̟͓̭̩̏͒ͦ̎ͪ̚͠ͅT̲͇͍̮̥͖͛͐ͩ͋͞O͗̑̑̿̔͏̮̪ ̜͕͉̠̙̙̚͜W̬̞̱̽͢H̸͉͉͎̼͗̄ͬͅỈ̗̬̮̰͎̠̞̐ͭ͌̉͛͗͝T̛͊Ẻ̘̘͍̯ͦ̈́̈ͮ̽͊A͙̥ͅG͈̈́̃ͯͫ̈ͅL͌҉Ę͔̺̞͇̑ͬ̾̽?̴̙̲̾!͠"
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"W͍͛̇ͦ̅̐H̞̝̹̼̹͊̅̍̽̐O̖ ̗̥͈͈̔͂̀I͑̎̎͒̊ͥNͭ̓V̦͓͕̤͕̱̑̔̋̈́̉I͉͙̟͔͆ͫͫ͐̅͠T͒͆̂ͪ͏̪̼̣͚̠͉E̴ͪ̆̐̉ͪ͆̋Ḓ̞̖͔̭̖͙ͮͣ ͆ͪͪ̓͌̏T̵̟͉̭̠͔̗͕́̀ͪH̘͕͔͎̻ͤE͙̲͓̠̝̳͛̏ ̵̳̬̭̯͖̈B̼͓̯͓̖̩̊̔͒̇̑Rͮ͐͂̈́O̜̬̬̭̜͊̉O͍̠̒͆ͤ̊̚Ṱ̰̯̩̿͆̀A̵̦̗̙͕̭͖͍L̶̬͖̼̩͇ͦͬ͊̏Z̗̘?̰̭̫̑ͤ̊́ͨ!̳̥̽ͫ̊̈ͪ"
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Then Brikthlulu sees it.
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"Y̬̠̤̮̹ͨ̍̌Ó̷̟̣Ư͙̈ͤͣͫ̚ ͍͓̱ͨ͂͐Ä̩̯̞̥̯͎͖́̇͑ͩ͊ͩ̋R̪͈͇̹̳ͥͪ͟E̪̊̆̎̓ͨͮ ̪͓͡N̷̮̤ͩ̔ͩ̏ͣO̞͉͋̋ͥ̀T̡̖̣͇̩͎ ͖̞̮̱̳ͨ̊͟ͅW̡ͧ͗O̤͖̝̱̬̺ͦ͛͛̚ͅR̻̹̼͉ͪͧ̐ͭͣ̽T̤̈́̃̎͛ͣͭ͛Ȟ̤͋͐́Y̖͕̻͛̒ͧ̔̆ͯ ̶̞̯͕̠͕̮͇ͦ̆̍̔T̢͚̞̱̱͛̌̓ͧ̅̇Ǫ͉̻̼̇ͯ̂͛ ̨̫̬̖͚̰̗ͅW̫I̲͝E̦̠͎̯ͪ̆̏͛ͧ̈́̉L̡̟̩̞̜̞̝̋̓ͣDͮ̒̍̂̆̚͞ ͓ͩͮ̌̾̈́͑̽͡M̩̲̳͚̞̆̅͋̆ͧÝ̴͔̩͈̰̩̬͗ ̶͓̌̃͒͐ͮ̍̔B͎͈͓̠͋͗̍̈́U͎̲͚͕͕̫̓͟ͅTͭT̙̺̼̅͐ͧ̎N̜͍͓̱͍ͬ̎̌̎̅ͪ̕O̰̺̘͕̖ͭ̅̏͗̔M̳͖̫ͣͅĬ͓̥̠͖̰͉̗̑K̬͙̻̗̺̅͗̿̃͆͑̐ͅͅO̮͍͖̝̮͚̝ͥN̵͍͔͔͒͊̉̉̓.̖͘"
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"M̯͓͎̞̓O̯͓͉͇͕͍R̖̤͊̽ͧO̩̤̜̼ͤ̏͗̋̒Ṋ̛̼̗̬̏͌̔ͨͦ͐ͩS̸̫̥̰͇̹.̷͓͉̞͔͔̯̦ͤ"
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"Ȳ̠̽ͤ͊ͬ̓͑O̷͈̪̼̹̤Ụ ̤̖̦͙̋͆̀͆̔̐́Ą͇̯͚ͮ͌̋ͪ̚Ŗ̪̘̩͛͋ͯͪ̽ͯ̓E̦ ̙̮̣̲̠̺̩̾̊͒͌A̸͈͒͊ͫͣL̞͍͕̒̀̒̑̀̂ͅL̩̱̹̠̎̃ͭ̑̇̔͡ ͉͓̘ͬ̈́̾̀ͣ͒U̸̮̭̱͖̐̈N̠ͫ͂̑I͚̞̮͕̳͎ͨ̓͗̾̔͑ͦͅN̬̓͢V̸̙ͬ͂ͬI͉͎̹̯̫̙̔ͤ̃ͮͯŤ̞̰͓͓̙ͫḘ̓ͯ̽̚D̩͈̫̦͈̪ͪ͌̔ͧ͝ ̑ͪ͐ͫ͂̋͊҉̹̥͚̤Ḟ̧ͮ̓ͅRO̫̞͇̫͇̺M̙̆ͭͪ̿̓͞ ̣̞ͫ̄̀͌ͫ̏͊͘ͅM̠̹̞ͤ́̋̇̏̌̉͘Y̰̣ͮ̋ ̯͙̖̜̺͈̝͒̔͊̑̎R̗̺̦̞̣ͫͧ̋̓͠Ę͉̫̗̃̉̋̌͊Ḳ̩͑Ö̥̹́̀ͩ͆̏ͅN̠̗̠̰̰̞̼ͯ̀͒S͕̥̗̓Tͩͣ͒͗ͩ̐͡R̭̠̒ͣ̒U͕̮ͬ̄̒͢K̤̗̙̮̻̫̯̇͌̊͐͡T̟͉̪̀I̙̻͓͈̻͎̍ͬ͗Ö͖͎̭͚͓͖͂̈ͨ́ͯ̉Ṋ̞̳̻͕̟̦͐̍̈̓̽̌̏ ͮͪ̓҉P̘̳̭͖̌̑ͣ͒̑͟A̩ͧ̾͗̊̔̈́R͇̫̖̲̩̫̆̓̇͐͝T̂̉͗͏̤͔̝̲͍͇Y͉̖̖̐͑ͨ͘!͈̲̜̯͒ͬͦ̋ͬ͌͠"
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"Ą̥͉̝̞ͣ͑͌̏̇̃̚N̼̯͔̹̂̌Y̶ͩ̇ͤͣW̡̮̣̺ͫĄ̯͍̳͍̥̦͍̀̀͊ͯY͙̬,̤̗͊ͯ͑̄͆ ̷͙͇̥̹̺͐͗̒̎H̠̣͎̯̖͚̀̋̍̚E̦̝̟̬̺̦̔ͅR͕͈̭̝͍͐E̵̠̣̒ͫ̓̎̓̇'̮̩̩̞̳̣̯̓̚͜S̫ͦ̿́ͩ͆͊ ͕̞̲̹̜̦͉̌ͩ͛̈W͍̿͆ͯ͆͘O̹̪̭̬͐ͩͅN͉͑̅ͭ̌D̸̠̫ͅͅȄ̪̠̩͈̭̞̯͌̂ͫ̊͊̚R̝̱̙̮̥̎͊̉ͥ̍ͅW͙͇̫͕̜̮͇ͩͦͮA͙̐̑ͬ̀LL̩̦͇̪̮̻̓̐"
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F͍̖͖͕͈̗͡U͉̲̗͎̖̿ͫͮ͌́͝C̵̹̻̘̞K̴̺̞̥̱̓ͩ̈́Ị̖͎͎̽͡N͉̺͉̞̋ͦ͊G̮̭̭̲ ̞̖̓̉͐̐ͭ̐̎Ḿ͍̜̥͇̓I͐͐ͮ̀N̢̗͚̯̳̩̣̭̒̊ͫ̀̓̈́I͎͔͙̯̹̎̊͋ͬ́̕F̪̯̺̻̫̞̺̏̅͒̿̾̾ͣĮ̳̮͍̖̯͇̯ͯG̣̓̒ͤ̃̉͗ͩ͟S͙̣̥̳͔͚̭̉̓̋͋ͭ̊ͤ.̳̓̇͞.̸̟͉͔͖̉̐̿̀͆.̨̠͔̲̩ͯͩ̌̈.̨̳̱̤̐̐̄ͦ
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YEET
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The poop destruction settles.
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No one could have survived that diarrheal onslaught.
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But one hero emerges, gasping for air! Saved by the Bitty Buttnomikon, Blue Guy is triumphant!
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"This power is too great for one ordinary man to wield," he says. "But I'll risk it anyway. Better take this back to Luchardsko right away."
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FALK wins!

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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]

Post by Kommander Ken » Sat Dec 22, 2018 9:22 am

Ossum conclusion to an ossum battle, man.

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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]

Post by Falk » Sat Dec 22, 2018 12:21 pm

Awww yeah Blue Man for the win!

Good battle ninja
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]

Post by Darkstorm » Fri Dec 28, 2018 4:03 pm

Heyyyyyyy I see you too constructed a big Brikthulu :tiger: :<3:
Epic battle, lots of fun, epic ending. :mrgreen:
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]

Post by Archduke » Sun Dec 30, 2018 6:56 pm

cool. Sorry I've been gone for so long
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]

Post by BFenix » Tue Jan 01, 2019 7:21 pm

:666: :belushi:
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]

Post by motorhead fan » Thu Jan 03, 2019 4:59 am

Wait! I'm still alive! Don't I get anything?

Also, you call that Dalek adequate? I Love that design, any chance you could send me pics of how you put it together, I could use them as scouts.

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