The Shitgoats decide to try something with the portal door.
They advance up the stairs as Classic Chewie fires at the noobs below.
No one notices.
The GGE collects their hats and formulates a plan.
They perform an epic sprint.
They dive into the portal.
They burst out on the other side, dogpiling on an Assyrian.
This pirate gets some upgraded equipment.
This one tries to kill Classic Chewie with a butt.
It's a critfail!
The other pirate tries to shoot Classic Chewie.
He also critfails. The exploding blaster sends him flying.
The Brootal tries to shoot Classic Chewie.
critfails, suffering the same fate as the pirate.
The other Brootal finally experiences some success, killing the Rhamphonaut with his big stick.
However, his attempt to get a double kill critfails, collapsing the stick and sending the Brootal tumbling to the ground.
The Darkstormers are unintimidated by the apparent invincibility of Classic Chewie and attempt to kill him.
They're successful in breaking the curse!
The Trattorian drone with a brick winds up like an olympic hurler.
W O O O S H
They just make it to the edge of the Big Butte.
The remaining Rhamphonaut assembles a small side staircase.
He uses it to wedge himself onto the staircase ahead of the Darkstormers.
The Luchardskoan uses it to attack his archnemesis, Darkstorm guy, but even with two bricks, he is unable to kill him.
The Council of 500 follows closely behind, doing no damage to the Luchardskoan.
NSSR sprints just beyond the stairs.
The Phalek puts down the butt torch.
And climbs up it. (Caption Contest, this one's for you!)
He, too, gets to the edge of the Big Butte.
The Galacian on the left wrestles with Negatron.
Despite Negatron's superior articulation, the Galacian is able to overpower him.
Negatron is hurled into the void.
The other Galacian sprints toward the Buttnomikon.
He enthusiastically touches it.
RARCom grabs guns and attempts to kill Timothy.
Timothy sends them tumbling to the ground.
The Parrot People drift their brick separator up the stairs.
They fly it straight into the Buttnomikon...
...and disappear into its rectum!
The Finnish Snake clumsily trips over its own feet.
The Children of Dew are able to sprint ahead of them and get to the stairs!
I guess this guy is supposed to get a turn.
The CRITFAIL CURSE OF CLASSIC CHEWIE claims its last victim!
The M-Thronians run up the stairs with their guns.
Their target: Great Dane.
Unfortunately, Great Dane gets the jump on them, killing both. As he shoots his pistols into the sky, he says, "Jul i valhal er den bedste julekalender."
The Brittannian takes stock of his situation...
...and decides to advance toward the rear.
The MoJ charges at the stairs, guns blazing.
The Pole switches to an easier to use gun.
He shoots and kills the last DSM.
The Assyrians grab guns and book it up the stairs.
"We can handle things from here," says the IM guy to his Polish ally, as his team fires blanks at the Assyrians.
The Austrian ends up a bit shy of the Buttnomikon.
The Castley Bois set up a perimeter while their leader touches the Buttnomikon.
Timothy grabs the dead Negatron.
He decides to chuck it at Whiteagle.
It jams Whiteagle's keyboard, rendering him unable to type his Whiteagle Problems (tm).
This drives him out of the basement, intent on destroying Timothy.
THE BUTTNOMIKON SPEAKS!
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The Galacian becomes Galacian hero, Major booty bothered!
The Castley Bois stand in awe of their hero, Squire Timmy!
Squire Timmy's teammates each receive two bennies!
"I don't feel so good, Mr. ninja_bait..."
Suddenly, the Buttnomikon shrinks!
And before it can even drop an inch, the Parrot hero Dark Fleebnork snatches it from the sky!
The Parrot People also receive bennies.
As the first player eliminated, BFenix receives the bonus faction, the Skeltals!
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