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Re: shit. lets be santa [TURN 4]

Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2018 8:51 pm
by Theblackdog
ninja_bait wrote:Hmm, time to summon Santa's sleigh! With a heroic feat! Or something similar.
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Looks like your enemies aren't done with you yet. You summon your sleigh, so that you can more efficiently slay them.
Arkbrik wrote:Fire all coolweapons into the bow of Warhead's ship, destroy it piece by piece before it can impact us! Like when iron man destroyed that plane in that movie
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The elves open fire, but the ship absorbs their attacks harmlessly.

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The ship smashes into the wall, destroying what's left of the gate. You dive down and scoop up the bazooka elf, who would have been run over otherwise, and carry him out of harm's way.

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Warhead: "Is that all you've got, Santa? Open fire!"
The AA guns fire at your sleigh, but the armor just barely manages to take the hit.

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Down below, the Maniac gets back up.

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Overwatch.

Re: shit. lets be santa [TURN ... 7?]

Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2018 9:35 pm
by ninja_bait
RAMMING SPEED

DRIVE THAT SLEIGH RIGHT INTO WARHEAD'S FACE.

Re: shit. lets be santa [TURN ... 7?]

Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2018 11:15 pm
by Kommander Ken
One of the elves should hop aboard Warhead's ship and brootalize him with his gun.

Re: shit. lets be santa [TURN ... 7?]

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2018 2:10 am
by Arkbrik
Yeah! We'll counterattack them. Charge onto the ship, kill everyone aboard, take control!

Re: shit. lets be santa [TURN ... 7?]

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2018 1:40 pm
by Theblackdog
Kommander Ken wrote:One of the elves should hop aboard Warhead's ship and brootalize him with his gun.
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The bazooka elf fires on Warhead and does a point of damage (4 wounds remaining).
Arkbrik wrote:Yeah! We'll counterattack them. Charge onto the ship, kill everyone aboard, take control!
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The minigun and sniper elves advance towards the ship. The minigunner kills two gunners on the flagship and its escort, while the sniper misses completely since he's firing on the move.
ninja_bait wrote:RAMMING SPEED

DRIVE THAT SLEIGH RIGHT INTO WARHEAD'S FACE.
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Meanwhile, you gain some altitude and turn your sleigh around.

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Ramming speed? You'll show him Ramming Speed.
Warhead is reduced to 1 wound.

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The gatling gun on one of the escort landships kills the minigun elf, while fire from troops on the deck takes out the sniper elf. Other troops move up, some armed with melee weapons while others carry rifles and shields.
1 ELF REMAINING

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The Maniac hammers the bazooka elf into oblivion.
0 ELVES REMAINING

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Warhead attacks, and you barely manage to parry his massive hammer.

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On the roof of a stolen landship, you confront the most powerful Immortal in the Brikverse.

Warhead: "LET'S SEE... I'VE ALREADY GOT YOUR ARMY, YOUR FORTRESS, AND YOUR MOM... ALL THAT LEAVES ON MY SATURNALIA LIST IS YOUR FACE!"

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Re: shit. lets be santa [TURN 8]

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2018 2:24 pm
by Kommander Ken
Santa gonna stuff Warhead's stocking.

Re: shit. lets be santa [TURN 8]

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2018 2:25 pm
by ninja_bait
Santa distracts Warhead with a present and then sneaks his way onto the enemy bridge to hijack the ship.

Re: shit. lets be santa [TURN 8]

Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2018 4:41 am
by Arkbrik
Only Santa left? Well let's activate the selfdestruct on the sleigh and blast Warhead into the next B.R.

Re: shit. lets be santa [TURN 8]

Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2018 11:50 am
by Theblackdog
Arkbrik wrote:Only Santa left? Well let's activate the selfdestruct on the sleigh and blast Warhead into the next B.R.
The sleigh was destroyed in the collision. Sorry for not making that clear.
ninja_bait wrote:Santa distracts Warhead with a present and then sneaks his way onto the enemy bridge to hijack the ship.
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"FOR ME? YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE-"

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"HEY, GET BACK HERE!"

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You break into the bridge and stab the captain, taking over the ship.

KILLS: 27

You hear something above you. It sounds like Warhead trying to hammer his way in through the roof.

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"GODDAMN PIECE OF SHIT HAMMER. CAN'T EVEN HAMMER ITS WAY THROUGH A ROOF."

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"HEY."

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"GIMME THAT."

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Now armed with the Kringlemallet, Warhead turns back to finish this.

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Two troops with chainsaws climb up to the bridge and attack you, but miss.

Re: shit. lets be santa [TURN 8]

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 2:28 am
by Theblackdog
I'm going to allow one more day for responses, then consider this baleeted.

Re: shit. lets be santa [TURN 8]

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:08 am
by ninja_bait
Santa bonks the two guys' heads together and then starts driving the landship into the other one

Re: shit. lets be santa [TURN 8]

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 8:57 pm
by Theblackdog
ninja_bait wrote:Santa bonks the two guys' heads together and then starts driving the landship into the other one
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You fail both your heroic feat and regular attack, but they miss as well, so neither side gains the upper hand.

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Until Warhead smashes the roof in.

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Fortunately, you manage to dodge the attack just in time.

Re: shit. lets be santa [TURN 8]

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 9:05 pm
by Kommander Ken
Santa should steal that decorative tree-hammer as the rightful owner and deck all their halls with it. :fist:

Re: shit. lets be santa [TURN 8]

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 10:14 pm
by ninja_bait
I agree

Re: shit. lets be santa [TURN 8]

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2019 1:18 pm
by Theblackdog
Kommander Ken wrote:Santa should steal that decorative tree-hammer as the rightful owner and deck all their halls with it. :fist:
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You kick Warhead in the balls and take back the hammer that was rightfully yours.

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Then you finish him off for good, smashing him into the bridge and taking out everyone there in the explosion.

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And take out two of the minifigs on the deck as an encore.

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Massed gunfire from the enemy gunners and deck troops remove three of your wounds.
SANTA'S WOUNDS: 2

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Some melee troops get into range, but you parry their attacks successfully.

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