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Road to Ragnablok: Turn 6

Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2019 5:55 pm
by Theblackdog
Bob's Cabinet
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The Secretary of Education swaps his power saw for a Chainstaff. He's still carrying his dynamite in his other hand.

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Unfortunately, the Chainstaff is also less accurate.

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Bob smashes two Blokbots.

Royal Society
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Lincolnshire shoots at Bob, misses, and then just grabs the data chip and flies off in embarrassment.

Rogue Trattorian Drone
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The drone spins impossibly fast, lining up on the Britannian transport...

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...and rams it head-on, sacrificing itself to destroy one of the transport's engines. The transport is now limited to half speed (5").

T.L.A. Air Force
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Captain Fury: "Well, I've already stopped and dropped, so all I need to do is..."

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"...Roll!"

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Captain Fury's roll is so successful that he not only extinguishes himself, but lights the Bloxosaur and Britannian transport on fire.

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Fury sprints away from the Bloxosaur.

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The P.E.Q.U.O.D. arrives and moves forward, firing on the drill missiles and destroying one.

Britannian Air Force
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The Britannian transport's gunners fire on the Bloxosaur, and miss.

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Jeremiah rams the T.L.A. shuttle, doing 3 points of damage but losing the Siegfried in the process.

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As the Siegfried begins to fall, Jeremiah leaps from his cockpit.

Jeremiah Gottwald: "I'm not through yet! Now, you mongrel cur, I'll show you true LOYALTY-"

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"Ahhhhhh that smarts!"

Blokbots
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The Bloxosaur tries to batter the Britannian shuttle with its tiny arms, but fails to damage it.

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The Blokbots chase Bob and the Secretary of Education.

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Overwatch.

Re: Road to Ragnablok: Turn 6

Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2019 7:34 pm
by ninja_bait
Hello Meester Royal Society

Your Uber driver is heer

Please come get picked up

Re: Road to Ragnablok: Turn 6

Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2019 8:11 pm
by Theblackdog
Forgot to say, the heroes who bailed out are included in the "escape" objective.

Re: Road to Ragnablok: Turn 6

Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2019 7:57 am
by Falk
It’s interesting that ramming has done more damage than shooting planes

Re: Road to Ragnablok: Turn 6

Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2019 11:12 am
by hacos
Falk wrote:
Fri Apr 12, 2019 7:57 am
It’s interesting that ramming has done more damage than shooting planes
Why fire tiny bits of metal ABS, when you are sitting in several tons of metal ABS

Re: Road to Ragnablok: Turn 6

Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2019 2:07 pm
by ninja_bait
As long as the other ships blow up first, any move is on the table

Re: Road to Ragnablok: Turn 6

Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2019 7:19 am
by Theblackdog
I think in future battles I'm going to reduce the armor of most aircraft to 1D10.