I cannot seem to find any online battles

[Rayhawk]

Possibly?  I deleted a lot of posts over the weekend, but I wasn't targeting yours in particular.  Of course there's no way now to check which posts I deleted, because they're deleted.

[Warhead]

You deleted one of mine too... Maybe more than one, I can't remember... I vaguely recalled one in particular when I got up this morning ...and it is gone now... I am relieved, thanks... It wont happen... ah... often.

[Rayhawk]

Usually when I'm deleting out crappy posts, I also delete out responses to those posts; I like everything neat and clean with no evidence of past suckage.  So if your posts get deleted, don't take it personally; as often as not you're just collateral damage when I'm erasing someone else's line of conversation.

[Warhead]

Any chance your powers of DELETAGE extend beyond this Forum?.. I'd like you to delete my workload for a week or two please.

[Rayhawk]

A bunch of friends at my old office just got their workloads deleted yesterday.  Just like here, all their follow-up workloads got deleted too as a secondary effect.  Looks like I got out just in time!

[Warhead]

Wow, you left a time delayed deletage bomb?.. Nice.

[IVhorseman]

Yeah, but you also missed the subsequent ninja attack. You could have shown off your awesome pirate skills!