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Postby RJ » Fri May 22, 2009 12:52 pm

then again, meek is a funny word
dilanski wrote:Have your imaginary balls exploded all over the keypad or something?
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Postby Warhead » Fri May 22, 2009 1:00 pm

hmm, I've always found hilarious (herhairyarse) to be a funny word...
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Postby RJ » Fri May 22, 2009 1:11 pm

what about gherkin
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dilanski wrote:Have your imaginary balls exploded all over the keypad or something?
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Postby OneEye589 » Fri May 22, 2009 1:44 pm

I think that some old members could use some killing off.
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Postby Warhead » Fri May 22, 2009 1:53 pm

Dial A Death... for all your... needs. :twisted: (Fire sale, everyone must go...)
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Postby IVhorseman » Fri May 22, 2009 2:27 pm

Warhead wrote:EDIT: Question: Out of that ton of forums during your teen years... the two that you still follow... truthfully, did either of the two forums make you feel like a right stupid twat and unwelcome the first time you posted?.. If yes (truthfully) then I have no argument. If not, then you are undone sir.


Actually, yes. Something Awful is absolutely brutal to people for every mistake they make. Moderator challenges, Goon Rushes, and threadshitting are all commonplace. If you make a mistake, you are banned. Oh, and you have to pay ten bucks to be able to post, which can be revoked for basically any reason a mod feels like. The posters that remain are all quality, top-notch posters, devoid of spelling mistakes and not being funny.

Of course, they take things a lot more strictly than they should, but the theory is solid. Instead of tons of shitty posters, there's fewer but better posters.

EDITED FOR CLARIFICATION: tenbux is for membership, not per-post.
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Postby Warhead » Fri May 22, 2009 4:11 pm

Wow... sounds like a riot... I'm feeling anxious just thinking about it. I would rather abuse myself with a cheese-grater...
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Postby dilanski » Fri May 22, 2009 4:43 pm

birdman you have screwed up your jackass of a post, it doesn't translate at all, missing letters and bad punctuation

i declare that post a

jackass fail
(for when a jackass screws up)

as for all the buthurt newbie's get it is off putting.
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Postby Natalya » Sat May 23, 2009 12:36 am

I will make a new battle sometime soon. It will be small though, but will introduce some more factions that y'all have not seen yet. Since it's going to be small I hope I won't get burned out from it like I did with Jungle Rampage.
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Postby pesgores » Sat May 23, 2009 7:15 am

Xingxanzpell, you can always sign up for seconds...
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Postby Rayhawk » Sun May 24, 2009 8:21 pm

Warhead wrote:Ugh! I hate Forum parasites... It is so obvious and unsurprising to me why there are less than 600 members signed up here and only a relative handful of those that post... I'm unsure how the whole forum thing works but doesn't driving potential members away hurt the shit out of the potential revenue side of things too?.. How long has this forum been on the go anyway? It could be doing a LOT better.

I think it's doing fine. The detail you're not taking into account is that all revenue from this site is measured in the currency of How Much It Entertains Me Personally Dollars. Some kinds of posts are worth a whole lot more EMP$ than others.

That being said, I do end up deleting a lot of parasite posts and banning a lot of parasites. Some I think are funny, and some get deleted. It's completely subjective.
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Postby Warhead » Sun May 24, 2009 8:27 pm

Ah, a currency I have heretofore been unaware of. Truly you can learn something new every day.

Wait... isn't this just like paying gimps to hit each other with baseball bats or something?.. except you have it on debit account... and they pay you.
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Postby Rayhawk » Sun May 24, 2009 9:04 pm

Yes, like that exactly.
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Postby Warhead » Mon May 25, 2009 2:09 am

:D Gnarly!.. I think I've just found out what I want to do with my life...
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Postby birdman » Mon May 25, 2009 6:37 am

rayhawk, are you deleting my posts again?
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