Turn 4 is complete!
That's the last one, the battle is now ended.
After Stalin and IVascus's victorious wagon theft from low-ranked foot soldiers (that is to say, for everyone except the battle ending with Lord Krushchev's victory), Dogdu and Rayho return from whatever they were doing in the bushes.
Using the purple wizard's wand, Dogdu is able to quickly heal Stalin and IVascus's wounds (even the getting stomped to paste wounds), and then with his magical Rainbow Wisdom he throws the wand away, because what are the chances they'll ever need that again?
Sir Rayho reminds everyone that he's the leader, and directs Dogdu and Stalin to repair the cart while IVascus cooks up some Vladwurst to eat. Meanwhile, Rayho pretends to draft a map to the Vladtron Fortress.
Many lulz are had while joyriding around in the wagon, and the Rainbow Knights laugh every time they see allied rainbow forces getting their butts kicked by Vladtron troops while they hide safely in their wagon. Finally, Rayho remembers that they're supposed to be heading for the Fortress, but by now they're twice as far away as when they started!
Stay tuned for the epic second chapter of Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Gaiden!