Zombie (Zulu) Dawn: Turn 4

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Post by tahthing » Wed Dec 23, 2009 9:41 am

Magic Soap wrote:No, The British Empire was this big group of countries ruled by a tiny little island in the Atlantic called Britain. Queen Victoria, heard of her? She was the Empress of the British Empire.
The UK is not in the Atlantic, it is on one side:
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On other notes, its a shame the safety systems kicked in, i was hopeing to see the whole map on fire!
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Post by Magic Soap » Wed Dec 23, 2009 9:45 am

Oh, ok so it is in the Pacific. Aloha!

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Post by Warhead » Wed Dec 23, 2009 10:01 am

THE POST APOC SURVIVORS

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In light of the appearance of an unknown band of Peaches the Survivors take some precautions.

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The Medic legs it, for the good of the team, obviously. He's sort of following orders.

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At the other side of the compound Hunter and Borstal the Maniac realise there are no targets yet. They prepare for the Daemon charge, drawing melee weapons and taking aim. Blitzen keeps low trying to reach a perfect crossfire position.

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MaD mAx-SaM, who never runs out of weapons, makes a wish (Heroic Feat). As if by magic an ACME Rocket Arrow appears.

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However, material wishes can't make your aim any better and he fluffs it, falling a good 2" short. He killed a tree though.

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Thankfully the Assassin Droid calculates the danger and takes Mad-Max-Sam's lead in targeting the still moving Ammo Tractor. His aim is not off.

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Rocket Girl fires off one of her precious rockets at ZMJ, fingers crossed folks!

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ZMJ is undamaged by the attack but two undead are blown apart in the explosion.

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The Man At Arms puts another Undead back in the grave.
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Post by kiemaster » Wed Dec 23, 2009 10:04 am

nice elmer fudd quote lol
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Post by Magic Soap » Wed Dec 23, 2009 10:12 am

Nice to see rocket girl's return since Death Battle.

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Post by tahthing » Wed Dec 23, 2009 11:26 am

Magic Soap wrote:Oh, ok so it is in the Pacific. Aloha!
You sir fail at geography.
The atlantic and the pacific are not the only oceans, the UK is surrounded by Seas though, not the atlantic. LOOK AT THE FRECKING MAP
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Post by Magic Soap » Wed Dec 23, 2009 11:35 am

And seas are in oceans. I can't say the whole of Britain is surrounded by the Irish sea.!?

You have streams, rivers, lakes, that go into seas, which go into Oceans. Plus, it was a simple statement. I am sorry Geography teacher, please do not give me detention.

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Post by warman45 » Wed Dec 23, 2009 11:37 am

NEED MORE NOW!!!!
<img src="http://www.heresy-online.net/daemons/ad ... /24408.gif" alt="Broken Adoptable Image"><br><a href="http://www.heresy-online.net/daemons/le ... gurath.htm" title="Level up this Daemon!">Level up Adoptable!</a>

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Post by Massam » Wed Dec 23, 2009 12:52 pm

How many rockets do I have left?
everyone < massam

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Post by Warhead » Wed Dec 23, 2009 1:40 pm

THE DAEMONS

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The Daemons charge forward, ranged units protect the flank and provide covering fire support.

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Dragosani, the Daemon Prince, goes after the Steam Gatling Gun. He nimbly leaps up onto the wall arch in an effort to drop down on his target.

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He lands on the back of the machine and starts hacking at the gunners skull with glee.

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After suitably hacking the skull Dragosani then removes the operators head with backbone and brainstem attached. Calling on his Daemonic Powers over mortal blood he takes control of the body like a grizzly puppet-master. The steering wheel's just for handling corners.

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The Britannian Soldier is contemptuously dispatched with a sweep of the Daemons Power Blade.

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A Daemonic Spear suffers a critical failure and gets stuck, embedded in the wall.

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The Daemon who threw it looks puzzled at his hand, the spear was supposed to return to it. Fortunately his target is killed by another excellent shot from the Lightning Bow.

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Blaster and Daemonic fire criss-cross over the Landing Pad in a deadly exchange.

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The Survivors, outnumbered are caught in a flurry of beams. Although they managed to cause two hits on two Daemons they didn't manage to get through the Daemonic Armour. Unfortunately soon after Hunter is killed outright and Borstal gains a wound (he can take three wounds total before falling unconscious)

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The beam ripped through the Maniac destroying his Auto-Blaster and a Frag Grenade, fortunately without it detonating.
THAT'S IT FOR TONIGHT AS I'M TOO DRUNK TO GET THE PHOTO'S IN THE CORRECT ORDER OR TO USE EDIT PROPERLY. BESIDES, I HAVE GUESTS OVER. MORE TOMORROW.
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Post by Natalya » Wed Dec 23, 2009 2:36 pm

Whar r my guize?
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Post by Warhead » Wed Dec 23, 2009 2:43 pm

Uh, hold on... The list, it's upstairs...

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Uh, you come after the Bitches... The Bitches are next in order of Initiative.
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Post by Natalya » Wed Dec 23, 2009 2:50 pm

Well where the fuck are they?
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Post by Warhead » Wed Dec 23, 2009 2:55 pm

+++TUNE IN TOMORROW FOR THE CONCLUSION OF THIS CLIFF-HANGER+++
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Post by Bennanteno » Wed Dec 23, 2009 3:17 pm

warman45 wrote:OMG! 18th century artillery! FIRE THE GRAPE SHOT (grape shot is essentially a giant shotgun-like spray that kills everything in a cone)
Bah!
Grape shot is for 18th century cavemen.
19th century gentlemenne of leisure use canister shot (like grape shot but with more pellets)

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