Zombie (Zulu) Dawn: Turn 4
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Assyrian Star Empire up in this shit!! 14 kills +2 creepers. Look at that shit motherfucker!! Two fucking creepers!! While y'alls n00b armies are gettin prawned by those creepy motherfuckers my mans fucking muderated two of the bitches. That makes 16 fucking kills. SIXTEEN. FUCKING. KILLS. No one else can compete!! Except the Britannians, but that's why I got their back, you see? I'm allied with the strongest motherfucking team killing the most motherfucking zombies and blowin' up the most motherfucking shit. Motherfucker!! Who's badass? It's not the Manly Men. They fucking suck. More like the retard men -- look at that shit. They tried to mess with the Vol and they fucking got nowhereee~ You don't fuck with the Vol. They'll cut your spine out and use it as a toothpick after they're done eating your flesh. And the bitches? Their ghetto boob blasters are crap. That creeper's all up in their shit wreckin' their faces. My dudes might look kinda boring. They might seem unoriginal. But that's only because they are close descendants of the Deadly Spaceman Empire. And you don't fuck with that!! We might look plain, but we're mean-ass motherfuckers. Our laser guns will fry anything that moves within our sight. And we're smart too. We don't go around just shooting enemies. We're crafty. We will look around the map and find shit like two explosive rocket tank things right next to us and we'll use it to our advantage. We got this shit so tight. 4 turns on the board and only 1 casualty. We are in this tight, in top form. We're here to kick some ass and that's just what we've been doing. Assyrian Zombie Gauntlet? More like Zombie Assyrian Gauntlet -- we're fucking dealing it out. 16 kills motherfucker!! ASE is where it's at. Peace!!
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- The Shadowscythe
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Your men may make it to the next battle but unfortunately this transmittion is just an echo intercepted after the event so it's far to late to interfere. You can only watch events unfold and plot the Assyrians demise from afar.
Still waiting for orders from half the players, c'mon guys you have until tomorrow morning and then I start PM'ing stand in players.
Still waiting for orders from half the players, c'mon guys you have until tomorrow morning and then I start PM'ing stand in players.
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Naw, drats! >_< Someone splatterfy the Assyrians allready and take the ego down! XDWarhead wrote:Your men may make it to the next battle but unfortunately this transmittion is just an echo intercepted after the event so it's far to late to interfere. You can only watch events unfold and plot the Assyrians demise from afar.
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take out the creepers, replace assyrians with britannians, replace britannian with assyrian, and thats pretty much what i would say. good job natalya.NatalyaAF wrote:Assyrian Star Empire up in this shit!! 14 kills +2 creepers. Look at that shit motherfucker!! Two fucking creepers!! While y'alls n00b armies are gettin prawned by those creepy motherfuckers my mans fucking muderated two of the bitches. That makes 16 fucking kills. SIXTEEN. FUCKING. KILLS. No one else can compete!! Except the Britannians, but that's why I got their back, you see? I'm allied with the strongest motherfucking team killing the most motherfucking zombies and blowin' up the most motherfucking shit. Motherfucker!! Who's badass? It's not the Manly Men. They fucking suck. More like the retard men -- look at that shit. They tried to mess with the Vol and they fucking got nowhereee~ You don't fuck with the Vol. They'll cut your spine out and use it as a toothpick after they're done eating your flesh. And the bitches? Their ghetto boob blasters are crap. That creeper's all up in their shit wreckin' their faces. My dudes might look kinda boring. They might seem unoriginal. But that's only because they are close descendants of the Deadly Spaceman Empire. And you don't fuck with that!! We might look plain, but we're mean-ass motherfuckers. Our laser guns will fry anything that moves within our sight. And we're smart too. We don't go around just shooting enemies. We're crafty. We will look around the map and find shit like two explosive rocket tank things right next to us and we'll use it to our advantage. We got this shit so tight. 4 turns on the board and only 1 casualty. We are in this tight, in top form. We're here to kick some ass and that's just what we've been doing. Assyrian Zombie Gauntlet? More like Zombie Assyrian Gauntlet -- we're fucking dealing it out. 16 kills motherfucker!! ASE is where it's at. Peace!!
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****STATIC******FIZZZLE*******NatalyaAF wrote:Assyrian Star Empire up in this shit!! 14 kills +2 creepers. Look at that shit motherfucker!! Two fucking creepers!! While y'alls n00b armies are gettin prawned by those creepy motherfuckers my mans fucking muderated two of the bitches. That makes 16 fucking kills. SIXTEEN. FUCKING. KILLS. No one else can compete!! Except the Britannians, but that's why I got their back, you see? I'm allied with the strongest motherfucking team killing the most motherfucking zombies and blowin' up the most motherfucking shit. Motherfucker!! Who's badass? It's not the Manly Men. They fucking suck. More like the retard men -- look at that shit. They tried to mess with the Vol and they fucking got nowhereee~ You don't fuck with the Vol. They'll cut your spine out and use it as a toothpick after they're done eating your flesh. And the bitches? Their ghetto boob blasters are crap. That creeper's all up in their shit wreckin' their faces. My dudes might look kinda boring. They might seem unoriginal. But that's only because they are close descendants of the Deadly Spaceman Empire. And you don't fuck with that!! We might look plain, but we're mean-ass motherfuckers. Our laser guns will fry anything that moves within our sight. And we're smart too. We don't go around just shooting enemies. We're crafty. We will look around the map and find shit like two explosive rocket tank things right next to us and we'll use it to our advantage. We got this shit so tight. 4 turns on the board and only 1 casualty. We are in this tight, in top form. We're here to kick some ass and that's just what we've been doing. Assyrian Zombie Gauntlet? More like Zombie Assyrian Gauntlet -- we're fucking dealing it out. 16 kills motherfucker!! ASE is where it's at. Peace!!
All right, now that the radio's working.....WE'RE BADASS. Not only do we have only one casualty, we aren't stupid enough to try to fight in the streets like those dumb assyrian fuckers. We have better weapons, better resolve, and we know how to kill better than those boneriffic manly men and bitches.............................................no could the assyrians maybe come blow us a way out of this fort?
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Lol. Guys if you will recall, Warhead's post was entitled Boasting Rights or something. Uhh but anyway yeah. I just talk shit for no reason because it's funny. If all I had in this battle was a redneck in a pickup truck with a shotgun I'd probably do the same thing. Here let me try it:
Look at this shit motherfucker!! I've got a fucking pickup truck. A. MOTHERFUCKING. PICKUP. TRUCK. Take a good hard look at the motherfucking truck!! How badass is that? Look at this shit. While u guys are getting fucked by the zombie horde my dude is just chillin' out in the back of his truck with a shotgun. If the zombies come too close, BAM it's lights out for them. That or I can run them over and crush their rotting bodies. Why? Because I'm in a fucking truck!! Beat that motherfucker.
Though I guess in the above one I did seek to piss off two teams namely the bitches and manly men. Mostly because I find the Manly Men to be boner-inducing. But uhh that's a different story.
Look at this shit motherfucker!! I've got a fucking pickup truck. A. MOTHERFUCKING. PICKUP. TRUCK. Take a good hard look at the motherfucking truck!! How badass is that? Look at this shit. While u guys are getting fucked by the zombie horde my dude is just chillin' out in the back of his truck with a shotgun. If the zombies come too close, BAM it's lights out for them. That or I can run them over and crush their rotting bodies. Why? Because I'm in a fucking truck!! Beat that motherfucker.
Though I guess in the above one I did seek to piss off two teams namely the bitches and manly men. Mostly because I find the Manly Men to be boner-inducing. But uhh that's a different story.
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Lawl, I wasn't pissed off at all XD It's some kind of built in reaction from my old wargaming days . . . the moment someone enters into the realms of brag - I must take them down, even if I end up going on a suicide mission to do so XD
Maybe I'm just easily baited, iunno but props to natalya for the kill count!
Maybe I'm just easily baited, iunno but props to natalya for the kill count!
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