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PostPosted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 5:09 pm
by Warhead
THE TIME TRAVELLING SUPER JEWS

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Having just witnessed the slaughter of almost every friend in the world he ever had and having his most favourite of weapons destroyed due to some arse having just cut it in half the Cyborg who is naturally of a sunny disposition is determined this set back should not get him down.

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He activates his localised time-condenser and is able to take a break. Aah, a nice glass of chilled white whine at a local taverna, that'll be luvley.

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Why not try the culinary delights, I hear the crabby patty and horsedick sausage are nice, smashing.

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Followed by desert, what bliss.

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And afterwards why not relax, unwind and let your dinner digest as you catch up with what's going on in Brikwars on the laptop...  that Warhead's a crazy son of a bitch...

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...before taking the broken end of your gun and trying to smash the bastards face in with it. The Einherjar manages to block the attack as time reasserts itself.

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VA-VA-VA - BOOOOOM!!!

And that's when the Cyborgs suicide bomb detonates, block that!

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With a blinding flash of light Commander Horowitz disapears.

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And travels the spaces between reality and time. He's never sure afterwards but he always gets the impression there was some sort of dice rolling and tape measuring involved.

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He then re-apears in exactly the place he wanted to be.

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The Star Commando Commander didn't even get to parry the blow as he failed his 4+ roll and the Nova Sword does what it was made for.

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The Super Jews now have the Computer Core. This game will now end at the end of Turn 11. If the core has not been secured from Commander Horowitz in that time then he will be able to leave with it through a personal time corridor. The device that makes this time corridor has just been activated and is currently spooling up, building power which is why it will take this amount of time before it is ready.

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The last of his men rushes over to help protect him. He has a response action and is just within range to attempt to redshirt.

PostPosted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 5:28 pm
by Bragallot
What?! He's gonna make it end?! He couldn't think of a better way of getting everyone to try and kill him simultaneously could he! :)

PostPosted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 5:30 pm
by Warhead
Dems the rules I make. You want it you better be able to hold onto it.  :twisted:

PostPosted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 6:03 pm
by Sloopofwar
Prepare for death Jews!

PostPosted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 6:08 pm
by aoffan23
Sloopofwar wrote:Prepare for death Jews!


:godwin:

PostPosted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 7:56 pm
by Cpt. Zipps
SHIT YOU'RE GONNA HOLOCAUST ME!

PostPosted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 8:44 pm
by Silent-sigfig
:godwin:

PostPosted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:06 pm
by Cpt. Zipps
You know, before this conversation goes any further i think I'd like to point out that I'm actually Jewish.

PostPosted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:14 pm
by Silent-sigfig
So am I.

:godwin:

PostPosted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 11:25 am
by Bragallot
No you don't understand, this is the time you lie low and move in on the location while getting everyone else from behind as they fix their attention and waste their energy on Dr Beamsword. (yes, I'm trying to make it so not everyone gangs up on the Jews)

PostPosted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 12:08 pm
by RJ
Yes, but if everybody was to gang up on Mr Compensating-for-something, imagine how frikkin awesome the skirmish would be!

PostPosted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 12:41 pm
by Bragallot
Rush! *kaplooow* -> (Horowitz smeared to bits). Not bad Brikwars-wise but not terribly amusing either. I don't know how strong he is though.

PostPosted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 12:50 pm
by RJ
If, we don't stop him, the battles going to end anyway, might as well have the Crowning Moment of Awesome!

PostPosted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 4:35 pm
by Natalya
So like how many people exactly are trying to get that thing?

PostPosted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 4:45 pm
by Warhead
Oh, maybe half of them. The other half are either dead or made some sort of a deal with you so are allied.

Have you seen this yet?
http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=4259