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PostPosted: Fri May 14, 2010 6:07 pm
by Warhead
:(   :D   :(  THE END PHASE  :D   :(   :D

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Times up!

VA-DOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

The ORCA's self destruct goes off.

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The ORCA's death throws are violent.

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Damage is extensive to the nearby buildings.

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mAd MaX sAm is luckily protected from the blast as the cockpit screen shields him from the blast and fire. Although he survives he's out the game and unconscious. He'll crawl off and hole up somewhere once the fires die down and the coast is clear.

Meanwhile...


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All's quiet. Too quiet.

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Before anyone can say anything about having bad feelings Almighty Benny appears and slices a Blood Daemon in half as Warhead clambers our of the Gateway.

REINFORCEMENTS: PLA - STORMTROOPERS PLATOON


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Two repulserlift Skiffs fully laden with Stormtroopers and two light Recon Mini-Walkers enter play. Darff Gaydar Commanding.



REINFORCEMENTS: POST APOCALYPTIC SURVIVORS, ON TRIKES


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Jess Rook, J+B's Dark Sith extraordinarily ordinary and some madman with a reaper Xbow.

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Some madman with an Iron Golumn on back with it's ME (think of it as programming, fragged) It's carrying both their weapons, Railguns yay!

AS TO YOUR PM, I'LL GIVE IT A TRY BUT IT WON'T BE THE TOTAL SAME.



++++++EGO TABLE OF BOASTING RIGHTS+++++++
The management reserve the right not to give a fuck if any of these stats prove to be inaccurate or just plane wrong. He doesn't care and offence will lead to cranky verbal abuse.

The Britannian League: TERMINATED - LRDOFBRIKS

KIA: 17 + 1 Maniac + 1 Hero
KILLS: 36 + 2 Heroes (The Daemon Prince Dragosani) and (The Undead Magi), 1 Creeper and 1 Stalker.
...and 1x Lesser Blood Daemon.


The Post Apoc Survivors MASSAM

KIA: 69 +1 Assault vehicle +1 Hero: mAd MaX sAm (Not dead but too wounded to fight)
KILLS: 19 + 1 Champion (ZMJ), + 1 Rudolf Reindeer.
...and 1x Lesser Blood Daemon.

The Bitches KIEMASTER

KIA: 17+ Hell'O'Kittah (You now only have your Hero left)
KILLS: 34 + 1 Creeper

Daemons IVHORSMAN

KIA: 15 (+5 Lesser Blood Daemons) He has Cthulhu on his side for a while.
KILLS: 21 + 1 Champion, + 1 Immortal Elite
OBJECTIVE: Computer Core

The Manly Men MASTERECABOB (Formerly 501st Cadians)

KIA: 15 + 1 Rudolf Reindeer killed.
KILLS: 23

(Only Manly Santa and three Hoe, Hoe, Hoe's are Left).


The VOL: TUEFISH

KIA: 13 (Has a trooper, Flamer, 2x Einherjar and his Lieutenant and Hero left)
KILLS: 51 + 1 Creeper, +1 Champion.

The Assyrians NATALYA

KIA: 17 (Lost Major Smith and his Jetbike)
KILLS: 53 + 2 Creepers, + 1 Immortal Maniac, + 1 Hero


The Peach Pirates  TERMINATED -SLOOPOFWAR, (formerly Birdman)

KIA: 21 + 1 Dropship, +1 Champion
Kills: 9 + 2 Immortal Elites (sort of dead), +1 Hero, +1 Battlewagon/Tank.


The Immortal Family TERMINATED - MAGIC SOAP

KIA: 4
Kills: 37 + 1 Dropship.


Time Travelling Super Jews TERMINATED - CAPT ZIPPS (Formerly Elmagnifico)

KIA: 24 + 1 Champion
Kills: 18 + 1 Stalker and 1 Assyrian Major and Jetbike


The Deadly Spacemen Freddie

KIA: 5
Kills: 5

The Undead Deadly Spacemen ELMAGNIFICO

KIA: 69
Kills: 10 + I Hero +1 Immortal Maniac.

Peach Liberation Army RJ

KIA: 15 + 2 Hero
Kills: 5

ArkBrik HIMSELF

Kills: 0 + built a nifty spiff mobile.

Almighty Benny HIMSELF

Kills: A Legion of Blood Daemons, +1 Blood Daemon

STUBBY HIMSELF

Kills: 1 + did a spot of tidying up.

Warhead HIMSELF

Kills: A few.

Proto-Figs NPC

KIA: 0
KILLS: Give Peace A Chance Bro.

PostPosted: Fri May 14, 2010 7:52 pm
by Bragallot
Why did I think the PLA were with the daemons?

PostPosted: Fri May 14, 2010 7:59 pm
by Paco
I think the Undead were Allied with the Daemons and Peaches, but I guess the Deamons and the Peaches both wanted that Computer Core and alliances didn't matter. What's so important that's on there anyway? pr0n?

PostPosted: Fri May 14, 2010 8:09 pm
by samuelzz10
this is the definition of awesomely epik.

PostPosted: Sat May 15, 2010 1:15 am
by Warhead
Thanks.


@Paco:

Warhead wrote:Here. Or you could have gone to the Top thread and accessed it from there.

http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopi ... c&start=15


Yet again, the Secret of the Computer Core... ah what's the use. You're all only here for the pretty pictures. Never mind. No purty make go boom pictures today. Move along, nothing to see.  :roll:

@Brag: They are both fighting towards the same goal for the same masters and I guess one wants to please his master more than the other does. They could ally but I'm thinking RJ either just glossed over that part or forgot or maybe just didn't want to.

PostPosted: Sat May 15, 2010 1:30 am
by Massam
At first I was pissed that mAd-Max sam was out of the game...but it is in character. So he IS technically alive?
Also, pm..I iz happy.

PostPosted: Sat May 15, 2010 1:35 am
by Warhead
Yeah, I think it needs written into his rules that he's good and all but he has a tendency to bail when the action gets too much or if he's down to hiw last wound or whatever. It does make sense so I just played it. Call it survival instincts. All the others rest of the team should be the same. It's a way of striking a ballance.

PostPosted: Sat May 15, 2010 1:49 am
by Massam
I like it, because it is hilariously broken.

PostPosted: Sat May 15, 2010 2:34 am
by RJ
The computer core contains my flippin' secret plans, what makes you think I don't already know what's on there?

PostPosted: Sat May 15, 2010 2:43 am
by Massam
Because the grunts never know the truth.

PostPosted: Sat May 15, 2010 2:44 am
by Warhead
Need to know top secret plans... and they what?.. just told every Peach in their Liberation Army..?

The plans have been stolen by the Assyrians in a raid, get them back.

PostPosted: Sat May 15, 2010 2:50 am
by Massam
Yeah, get em back. And kill some demons too.

PostPosted: Sat May 15, 2010 2:56 am
by Warhead
...Gee, I hope you have something to barter with in order to convince some space fairing race with a handily parked in orbit spaceship to take you off this doomed world. I hope it was part of your alliance negotiations.

Motivation: You all have something to be getting on with.

PostPosted: Sat May 15, 2010 4:07 am
by Tuefish
Awesome turn. It has certainly been living up to the hype.
Can't wait for the next one.

P.S. The Assyrian/Vol alliance is seriously jacking up everyone's shit.

PostPosted: Sat May 15, 2010 4:09 am
by RJ
Anyone want to allianceify themselves with the PLA until the Assyrians are ground to dust?

Nobody?

Anybody?

What about the Fleebnorks?