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PostPosted: Wed May 12, 2010 12:22 pm
by Warhead
THE UNDEAD DEADLY SPACEMEN OF THE AZURE GUARD

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UDSM Commander, having once been a DSM before undeath, turns his hand to a feat of Lego Engineering...

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...and rolls two crits, one after the other. Blastoff in 'T' minus... 5, 4...

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3, 2, 1!..

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*VWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!*

We have blastoff!!!

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*RUMBLE! RUMBLE! RUMBLE!*

...

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*RUMBLE! RUMBLE! RUMBLE!*

..? Hey? Where's the controls for the attitude thrusters?..

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FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...

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...FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...

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CK!!!... Oh!

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Wow!.. Hey, look at that.

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Ooo!

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Aah!

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Eee!

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Wuh-Oh!.. Not a stable orbit then...

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...ffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUU...

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fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

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Ooo, attitude thrusters controls! Yay!

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Detach Thruster! *BOOM!*

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Ta-da! Perfect landing!  :D

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Commence plan: Operation Kill Natalya Rampage, begin!

The Assyrian Guard Captain is taken by surprise and torn apart, a shot is fired!..

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Straight at the Major!..

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Red Shirted! It's what these guys are for. Bahh!

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The Assyrian Star Commandos with reaction fire start laying down fire as the rest of the UDSM charge forward hell bent on killing Assyrians.

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A Force Shield takes a hit but the other blows the UDSM in half re-killing him.

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The Assyrian Trooper with the Computer Core take a fatal hit and dies.

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Another UDSM is fortunate to catch an attack on his shield but his shot misses.

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His close assault however, does not.

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Another UDSM charges in firing wildly but a VOL waiting in Reaction fires...

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Blowing the UDSM's head clean off.

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Meanwhile beside the Fort the rest of the UDSM are unable to follow their orders.

DUE TO PAST HISTORY THE UDSM AND CRYING DEADLY SPACEMAN CAN NOT IGNORE EACH OTHER AND MUST FIGHT WHENEVER POSSIBLE.


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Taken off guard the Crying Deadly Spaceman is sent flying in the explosion of his Plasma Canon being cut in half.

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Knowing full well that others are likely waiting in ambush, the UDSM make a careful advance.

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The UDSM knocked over this round begins to stir... (I did this to remind me he's still alive.)

PostPosted: Wed May 12, 2010 12:56 pm
by The Shadowscythe
HOLY SHITE! Ground side to orbit forum battle interaction?

You sire, have just taken the conception of the fourth wall and skull-fucked it . . . well played! :twisted: God I can only wish that a Scythian Monarch in the local sector . . . PEW PEW PEW mother fucking lasers!

PostPosted: Wed May 12, 2010 1:07 pm
by RoC77
Oh man, Natalya better fedex that Giant Gundam, cus she needs backup.... Unless you built one already (I wouldn't put it past you Warhead)  :wink:



* Edited for grammar errors

PostPosted: Wed May 12, 2010 2:19 pm
by Bragallot
A bombardment will take care of that.

PostPosted: Wed May 12, 2010 2:45 pm
by Sloopofwar
While the Sonks is fighting off two battleships? I think not. Time for the death blow.

PostPosted: Wed May 12, 2010 3:32 pm
by Bragallot
Where do you think they will crash? :twisted:

PostPosted: Wed May 12, 2010 3:56 pm
by Massam
:studgod:

PostPosted: Wed May 12, 2010 10:33 pm
by DarthBrik
can i ask what set did the red bushes origainly come from?

PostPosted: Thu May 13, 2010 12:26 am
by RoC77
DarthBrik wrote:can I ask what set did the red bushes origainly come from?


The Lindsay Lohan sets...

PostPosted: Thu May 13, 2010 2:42 am
by Warhead
:csi: Nice one Roc.

@Darth: If you haven't used Bricklink yet then do so immediately, 90% of all the cool stuff (red bushes included) you see here has come from there, and it can be really cheap if your shrewd.

PostPosted: Thu May 13, 2010 6:14 am
by Warhead
+++ THE IMMORTALS +++

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Unnoticed, Volt once more silently glides towards his prey.

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Zzap-Krak!!! (Sounds like static in your undies)

The Peach Pirate is killed instantly.

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Not nearly satisfied Volt continues on... but why?

Magic Soap wrote:Zerg rush~...
Plus target more big gunz. Like what happened to the dropship.

In regards to above orders, IQ - 50HP.


Uh, okay. CHARGE!!!

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RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!

A huge surge of Electricity pores into the OLD ONE'S mouth, the pain is unbearable...

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But Volt is snatched out of the air with unexpected speed.

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The Hell fires that course through the OLD ONE'S veins and radiates from his body soon sets Volt's clothing on fire.

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His skin blisters, cracks and chars as his body is consumed by the Daemonic Flames...

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SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

and then the OLD ONE engages his OTC fingers! As Volt dies hideously the OLD ONES deep booming laughter vibrates hellishly across the battlefield.

MWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!

THE IMMORTALS HAVE LEFT THE BUILDING!

PostPosted: Thu May 13, 2010 7:13 am
by DarthBrik
Warhead wrote:Image


The old one looks AWSOME in this picture.

FACEBOOK LEGO ZOMBIE GROUP

PostPosted: Thu May 13, 2010 7:40 am
by Timeprowler
Saw the battle report and thought you might be interested in the new LEGO ZOMBIE group on Facebook.

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=125298747483768

PostPosted: Thu May 13, 2010 12:56 pm
by Warhead
++++++ THE DAEMONS ++++++

WARNING! Despite my own personal views of drugs, even supposed soft drugs I am still aware of the views of others, some even people who I respect and thus we find ourselves in a situation as here, anyone not alright with it can go right ahead and be offended and stuff, just don't make the mistake of bothering to tell me. Besides, it's just a rolled up bit of paper so lighten the fuck up and have a larf!


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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

Feeling well pleased with himself the OLD ONE lights up a fatty boom batty.

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He then proceeds to kill an Assyrian. Just for the hell of it. Man, bail rolls are sucking this turn.

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Two Blood Daemons collect the Computer Core from the OLD ONES wake. They stand on a pool of blood and slowly liquefy...

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Only to re-emerge in another blood pool within the Forts compound.

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They quickly head over to the ladders trying to reach the Daemon Portal. One of the Daemons covers the ladder climber with the Computer Core.

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Blood Daemons and Minions fall back to defend the Daemon Gate at all costs.

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A Daemon Minion thrown across the battlefield last turn picks himself up.

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Being rather annoyed about the whole being chucked across the battlefield he looks for a target to take it out on. Ah! Perfect, someone with their back to him!

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The Daemonic Spear slices through the fuel line of the flamer but fails to penetrate the Heavies armour.

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However, another knocked over Minion regains his feat and sees what he thinks is a good idea and wants to join in the fun.

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The Daemon Glaive easily slices the Assyrians Head off.

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The OLD ONE takes a victor drag.

SHIT HAPPENS!.. AH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!

PostPosted: Thu May 13, 2010 2:07 pm
by Silent-sigfig
Cool battle, bro.

Oh, and i think that team evil may win this one. The PLA still has a reenforcement squad.