UDSM Commander, having once been a DSM before undeath, turns his hand to a feat of Lego Engineering...
...and rolls two crits, one after the other. Blastoff in 'T' minus... 5, 4...
3, 2, 1!..
*VWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!*
We have blastoff!!!
*RUMBLE! RUMBLE! RUMBLE!*
...
*RUMBLE! RUMBLE! RUMBLE!*
..? Hey? Where's the controls for the attitude thrusters?..
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CK!!!... Oh!
Wow!.. Hey, look at that.
Ooo!
Aah!
Eee!
Wuh-Oh!.. Not a stable orbit then...
...ffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUU...
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Ooo, attitude thrusters controls! Yay!
Detach Thruster! *BOOM!*
Ta-da! Perfect landing!
Commence plan: Operation Kill Natalya Rampage, begin!
The Assyrian Guard Captain is taken by surprise and torn apart, a shot is fired!..
Straight at the Major!..
Red Shirted! It's what these guys are for. Bahh!
The Assyrian Star Commandos with reaction fire start laying down fire as the rest of the UDSM charge forward hell bent on killing Assyrians.
A Force Shield takes a hit but the other blows the UDSM in half re-killing him.
The Assyrian Trooper with the Computer Core take a fatal hit and dies.
Another UDSM is fortunate to catch an attack on his shield but his shot misses.
His close assault however, does not.
Another UDSM charges in firing wildly but a VOL waiting in Reaction fires...
Blowing the UDSM's head clean off.
Meanwhile beside the Fort the rest of the UDSM are unable to follow their orders.
DUE TO PAST HISTORY THE UDSM AND CRYING DEADLY SPACEMAN CAN NOT IGNORE EACH OTHER AND MUST FIGHT WHENEVER POSSIBLE.
Taken off guard the Crying Deadly Spaceman is sent flying in the explosion of his Plasma Canon being cut in half.
Knowing full well that others are likely waiting in ambush, the UDSM make a careful advance.
The UDSM knocked over this round begins to stir... (I did this to remind me he's still alive.)