An Immortal's Worst Nightmare Turn 2

They're all the rage

Moderators: BrickSyd, Kommander Ken, Duerer, Elmagnifico

Post Reply

do you want another secret faction?

yes
7
88%
no
1
13%
 
Total votes: 8

User avatar
PandoraNuker
Champion
Champion
Posts: 41
Joined: Tue May 11, 2010 6:40 pm
Location: On a really small, bicycle-sized chunk of Pandora after I nuked it to bits

An Immortal's Worst Nightmare Turn 2

Post by PandoraNuker » Wed Jul 07, 2010 9:21 pm

Hello guys! Once again sorry about the screen-breaking pictures, I believe this is the first time a person on this forum has posted two turns in a day! :myth: .

N00b Miners

Image
The N00b Miner's mech ripped up one of the three Nyphilian defense turrets.

Image
Meanwhile, the miners opened the chests underneath the turret to find piles of valuable, versatile, lasenium? They celebrate their newfound discovery of a $1000 per pound deposit of lasenium.

Image
The other units advance towards the Nyphilian fort.

Image
The miner hero does a heroic feat to kick the landshark back at the peaches...

Image
Critical Success! The landshark grows into a mutated mega-landshark. Talk about a flying fish!

Image
Just as it is about to land on the peach hero, a peach grunt redshirts. Considering the damage was sufficient to make crater, it's easy to figure out what happened to the redshirt :lol: .

Nyphilians

Image
The peach torturer and his crazy cybernetic minions get back into the torture chamber.

Image
At Warhead's request, the honking big shoot-me-here-and watch-me-explode self-destruct rocket and the rest of the other bombs and munitions have been transferred to the inside of the first floor.

Image
The gate to the fort has been barricaded with everything big and movable, from lockers to an eight-ball table.

Image
On the other side of the field, a Nyphilian tank commanded by Nyphilian jungle commandos runs over the initial checkpoint. The crew has a flamethower dude, a commander, and 2 grunts to reinforce the Nyphilians. They are here to provide extra firepower and supply another vehicle to transport the antimortalium in. All of you other guys are screwed :twisted: !!

Image
Meanwhile, the other functioning Nyphilian defense turret on the mainland fires at the N00b Miner mech, blasting its saw arm off.

Assyrians

Image
An Assyrian walks toward the police helicopter. What is he going to do?

Image
Fly it of course! While the the policemen look at the helicopter, befuddled, it flies towards the nyphilian fort.

Image
...Until it runs out of move in front of the guard tower.

Image
While this is going on, the Assyrians aim at the N00b miners and fire.

Image
Three miners kick the bucket and explode.

Tyronians

Image
A Tyronian throws away his helmet and picks up the hero's hat. What is he going to do?

Image
Declare himself a hero! Is this legal? No. Do I cite the law of fudge? Yes.

Image
The new self-declared hero does a heroic feat to machine gun every civilian in the shop and succeeds. The service station now looks like a mini model of a standard building in Zombie Zulu dawn in terms of the number of dead corpses on the floor.

Image
The aftermath.

Image
Anyway, the other Tyronians move in and head towards the other side of the service station. What insanity will they commit?

Image

Peach massacre of course! Now over half of the peach force is wiped out.

Secret Faction A

Image
What could be in this BOX-class frigate?
SECRET FACTION UNLOCKED!
BLOKBOTS!
Image
The blok bot horde marchs down the corner of the battle field (This isn't the full force. In fact, this less than a third of the force, with 96 blokbots on reinforcement boats to come out when Aoffan tells me to.).

Civilians

Image
While the Blokbots are marching, a police officer (in corner of the picture) revs up his motorcycle.

Image
He reaches the miners and dismounts.

Image
He then picks up a loose stick of dynamite and accidentally sets it off...

Image
The explosion catches two other sticks of dynamite in the explosion, and the resulting detonation resulted in the fire melting into lava.

Peaches(Silent sigfig got substituted this round by lrdofbriks)

Image
Meanwhile the peach hero uses his heroic fe- I mean farce powers to raise the dead cow.

Image
He succeeds and raises it from the dead.

Image
Near the truck, a jetpack trooper offers the bazooka man a jetpack.

Image
The hero then mounts his two of his three remaining grunts on the cows, creating an unstoppable cowvalry.

Image
The gatling jetpacker jetpacks over to the landing pad at the service station.

Image
He gets into the c*ckpit...

Image
Starts the engines...

Image
Flys over the guard booth, and idles in front of the Nyphilian fort.

To be continued...

Overwatch:
Image
Image
Image
Image
Image
Score Table:
Nyphilians:
Kills: 0
Casualties: 1 (0 soldiers)

Peaches:
Kills: 1
Casualties: 6

Assyrians:
Kills: 7
Casualties: 0

Tyronians:
Kills: 6
Casualties: 1 (hero)

N00b Miners:
Kills: 1
Casualties: 6

Civilians:
Kills: 4 (hero)
Casualties: 6

Channel 4 Paparazzi News Team:
Kills: 0
Uncovered scandals: 1
Casualties: 4

Blokbots:
Kills: 0
Casualties: 0
Now taking orders for turn 3!

User avatar
Warhead
kaka pants
Posts: 7299
Joined: Mon Feb 09, 2009 2:07 pm
Location: I'm Momnipresent.

Post by Warhead » Wed Jul 07, 2010 10:09 pm

Where's my response fire? Fort Turret Fire? With the exception of one turret gun any kind of fire? :roll:
Image

User avatar
Silent-sigfig
can you feel me?
Posts: 2558
Joined: Fri Mar 14, 2008 5:20 pm
Location: Number one in USA

Post by Silent-sigfig » Wed Jul 07, 2010 10:14 pm

WTT miami shark? Almost all of my forces gone? whatever. I have my orders in.
BFenix wrote:
Silent-sigfig wrote: :dog:
Coolest 1000th post ever :D

User avatar
PandoraNuker
Champion
Champion
Posts: 41
Joined: Tue May 11, 2010 6:40 pm
Location: On a really small, bicycle-sized chunk of Pandora after I nuked it to bits

Post by PandoraNuker » Wed Jul 07, 2010 10:18 pm

Ahhhhh, my forgetting of the fort turret's response fire may very well end up being a fatal mistake, now that I looked at Silent-sigfig's orders. :oops:

User avatar
Elmagnifico
Galidor
Galidor
Posts: 1082
Joined: Mon Jan 05, 2009 4:59 pm
Location: Still Controversial to Some Douches
Contact:

Re: An Immortal's Worst Nightmare Turn 2

Post by Elmagnifico » Wed Jul 07, 2010 10:32 pm

PandoraNuker wrote:Hello guys! Once again sorry about the screen-breaking pictures, I believe this is the first time a person on this forum has posted two turns in a day! :myth:
In Brikpocalypse, TBD posted the last three or four turns in a single day. Image
Last edited by Elmagnifico on Wed Jul 07, 2010 10:45 pm, edited 3 times in total.
READTHEFORUMCODE!!!
Varsaavius wrote:As the size of the explosion increases, the amount of social situations it can't resolve approaches zero.

User avatar
RagnarokRose
u a MILLION wus and only then shall you become the MISTRESS
u a MILLION wus and only then shall you become the MISTRESS
Posts: 3941
Joined: Sun Sep 21, 2008 7:03 pm

Post by RagnarokRose » Wed Jul 07, 2010 10:33 pm

This battle makes my head hurt. Please excuse me from reading it.

-One-eyed Admiral Ross
she/her | formerly known as ross_varn | exiled for the good of the f.e.l.c.

User avatar
aoffan23
You can nail me with your wood. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
You can nail me with your wood. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Posts: 2702
Joined: Sat Jan 23, 2010 7:41 pm
Location: Ottawa

Post by aoffan23 » Wed Jul 07, 2010 11:02 pm

Don't worry guys, I made things a little more balanced. :D
Spoiler
Show
Tzan wrote:
Quantumsurfer wrote:I generally agree with Tzan
Warhead wrote:I agree with QuantumSmurfer.
I agree with Warhead.
Image

User avatar
Zahru II
I kinda like it if the lady's dominant...
I kinda like it if the lady's dominant...
Posts: 4462
Joined: Fri Jul 24, 2009 6:22 am
Contact:

Post by Zahru II » Thu Jul 08, 2010 12:00 am

I kinda liked that mushroomy-cloud effect. Brilliant.
Image
My stuff: Medivo / Armylists / Battles / SPACE

User avatar
aoffan23
You can nail me with your wood. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
You can nail me with your wood. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Posts: 2702
Joined: Sat Jan 23, 2010 7:41 pm
Location: Ottawa

Post by aoffan23 » Thu Jul 08, 2010 12:13 am

Zahru II wrote:I kinda liked that mushroomy-cloud effect. Brilliant.
Forgot to mention that, but I agree. My jaw dropped slightly when I saw that.
Spoiler
Show
Tzan wrote:
Quantumsurfer wrote:I generally agree with Tzan
Warhead wrote:I agree with QuantumSmurfer.
I agree with Warhead.
Image

User avatar
Warhead
kaka pants
Posts: 7299
Joined: Mon Feb 09, 2009 2:07 pm
Location: I'm Momnipresent.

Post by Warhead » Thu Jul 08, 2010 5:12 am

PandoraNuker wrote:Ahhhhh, my forgetting of the fort turret's response fire may very well end up being a fatal mistake, now that I looked at Silent-sigfig's orders. :oops:
Try to keep the mistakes to a minimum,, it's what helps make a good host. There have been a ton so far, and that's just my guys. I too liked the mushroom cloud.
Image

User avatar
PandoraNuker
Champion
Champion
Posts: 41
Joined: Tue May 11, 2010 6:40 pm
Location: On a really small, bicycle-sized chunk of Pandora after I nuked it to bits

Post by PandoraNuker » Thu Jul 08, 2010 1:15 pm

After a hapless incident involving a civilian in turn 3, another type of blokbot was introduced, but it looks more like a dimmy thrown-together rainbow creation. Let's just call it a juggernaut...

The blokbots with the cones on their heads are mages(ranged units) but also have an officer ability and a heroic feat, if a blokbot can have a heroic feat. The tall yellow blokbot with the arrow plates is a champion, and the blokbot with the weird hat and flag is just a standard bearer, with officer abilities and the regiment number printed on his front.

User avatar
RunsWithLegos
Official Duck
Official Duck
Posts: 2245
Joined: Mon Apr 19, 2010 6:45 pm
Location: Boston, MA, USA

Post by RunsWithLegos » Thu Jul 08, 2010 1:28 pm

your blokbots have real organization? weird.

User avatar
Sloopofwar
Minifig
Posts: 294
Joined: Fri Jan 15, 2010 7:12 pm

Re: An Immortal's Worst Nightmare Turn 2

Post by Sloopofwar » Thu Jul 08, 2010 4:32 pm

PandoraNuker wrote:Hello guys! Once again sorry about the screen-breaking pictures, I believe this is the first time a person on this forum has posted two turns in a day! :myth: .
Nope, believe it or not, I posted two turns in one day for my Attack of the Bloks.

User avatar
Paco
Dimmy
Posts: 695
Joined: Sun Feb 21, 2010 9:12 pm
Location: Neo-Botswana

Post by Paco » Fri Jul 09, 2010 5:56 am

Is attack of the Bloks cancelled?

Post Reply