N00b Miners
The N00b Miner's mech ripped up one of the three Nyphilian defense turrets.
Meanwhile, the miners opened the chests underneath the turret to find piles of valuable, versatile, lasenium? They celebrate their newfound discovery of a $1000 per pound deposit of lasenium.
The other units advance towards the Nyphilian fort.
The miner hero does a heroic feat to kick the landshark back at the peaches...
Critical Success! The landshark grows into a mutated mega-landshark. Talk about a flying fish!
Just as it is about to land on the peach hero, a peach grunt redshirts. Considering the damage was sufficient to make crater, it's easy to figure out what happened to the redshirt .
Nyphilians
The peach torturer and his crazy cybernetic minions get back into the torture chamber.
At Warhead's request, the honking big shoot-me-here-and watch-me-explode self-destruct rocket and the rest of the other bombs and munitions have been transferred to the inside of the first floor.
The gate to the fort has been barricaded with everything big and movable, from lockers to an eight-ball table.
On the other side of the field, a Nyphilian tank commanded by Nyphilian jungle commandos runs over the initial checkpoint. The crew has a flamethower dude, a commander, and 2 grunts to reinforce the Nyphilians. They are here to provide extra firepower and supply another vehicle to transport the antimortalium in. All of you other guys are screwed !!
Meanwhile, the other functioning Nyphilian defense turret on the mainland fires at the N00b Miner mech, blasting its saw arm off.
Assyrians
An Assyrian walks toward the police helicopter. What is he going to do?
Fly it of course! While the the policemen look at the helicopter, befuddled, it flies towards the nyphilian fort.
...Until it runs out of move in front of the guard tower.
While this is going on, the Assyrians aim at the N00b miners and fire.
Three miners kick the bucket and explode.
Tyronians
A Tyronian throws away his helmet and picks up the hero's hat. What is he going to do?
Declare himself a hero! Is this legal? No. Do I cite the law of fudge? Yes.
The new self-declared hero does a heroic feat to machine gun every civilian in the shop and succeeds. The service station now looks like a mini model of a standard building in Zombie Zulu dawn in terms of the number of dead corpses on the floor.
The aftermath.
Anyway, the other Tyronians move in and head towards the other side of the service station. What insanity will they commit?
Peach massacre of course! Now over half of the peach force is wiped out.
Secret Faction A
What could be in this BOX-class frigate?
SECRET FACTION UNLOCKED!
BLOKBOTS!
The blok bot horde marchs down the corner of the battle field (This isn't the full force. In fact, this less than a third of the force, with 96 blokbots on reinforcement boats to come out when Aoffan tells me to.).
Civilians
While the Blokbots are marching, a police officer (in corner of the picture) revs up his motorcycle.
He reaches the miners and dismounts.
He then picks up a loose stick of dynamite and accidentally sets it off...
The explosion catches two other sticks of dynamite in the explosion, and the resulting detonation resulted in the fire melting into lava.
Peaches(Silent sigfig got substituted this round by lrdofbriks)
Meanwhile the peach hero uses his heroic fe- I mean farce powers to raise the dead cow.
He succeeds and raises it from the dead.
Near the truck, a jetpack trooper offers the bazooka man a jetpack.
The hero then mounts his two of his three remaining grunts on the cows, creating an unstoppable cowvalry.
The gatling jetpacker jetpacks over to the landing pad at the service station.
He gets into the c*ckpit...
Starts the engines...
Flys over the guard booth, and idles in front of the Nyphilian fort.
To be continued...
Overwatch:
Now taking orders for turn 3!Score Table:
Nyphilians:
Kills: 0
Casualties: 1 (0 soldiers)
Peaches:
Kills: 1
Casualties: 6
Assyrians:
Kills: 7
Casualties: 0
Tyronians:
Kills: 6
Casualties: 1 (hero)
N00b Miners:
Kills: 1
Casualties: 6
Civilians:
Kills: 4 (hero)
Casualties: 6
Channel 4 Paparazzi News Team:
Kills: 0
Uncovered scandals: 1
Casualties: 4
Blokbots:
Kills: 0
Casualties: 0