Varsaavius wrote:As the size of the explosion increases, the amount of social situations it can't resolve approaches zero.
The Shadowscythe wrote:In hyperspace he'll have plenty of time to convert the bridge crew, and then expand through the ship killing and converting everyone they find . . .
Much like a certain Scythian story right about now . . .
++++++EGO TABLE OF BOASTING RIGHTS+++++++
The management reserve the right not to give a fuck if any of these stats prove to be inaccurate or just plane wrong. He doesn't care and offence will lead to cranky verbal abuse.
The Britannian League: TERMINATED - LRDOFBRIKS
KIA: 17 + 1 Maniac + 1 Hero
KILLS: 36 + 2 Heroes (The Daemon Prince Dragosani) and (The Undead Magi), 1 Creeper and 1 Stalker.
...and 1x Lesser Blood Daemon.
The Post Apoc Survivors MASSAM
KIA: 11 +1 Assault vehicle +1 Hero: mAd MaX sAm (Not dead but too wounded to fight)
Survivors: MaD mAx SaM
KILLS: 23 + 1 Champion (ZMJ), + 1 Rudolf Reindeer.
...and 1x Lesser Blood Daemon.
The Bitches KIEMASTER TERMINATED -
KIA: 17+ Hell'O'Kittah, +1 Hero and Crocodile
KILLS: 34 + 1 Creeper
KIA: 20 (+5 Lesser Blood Daemons) He has Cthulhu on his side for a while.
Survived: One Cursed One: Daemon Possessed VOL armour,
KILLS: 27 + 1 Champion, +2 Major Hero, + 1 Immortal Elite, +1 Recon Walker
The Manly Men MASTERECABOB (Formerly 501st Cadians)
KIA: 18 + 1 Rudolf Reindeer killed and 1 Mecha Hoe.
(Only Manly Santa and three Hoe, Hoe, Hoe's are Left). You didn't get to go this turn due to exploding.
Still Alive: MFS
The VOL: TUEFISH TERMINATED
KIA: 17 +1 Major Hero
Still Alive: Daemonic Possessed Hero, sort of.
KILLS: 59 + 1 Creeper, +1 Champion.
The Assyrians NATALYA
KIA: 22 (Lost Major Smith and his Jetbike)
Still Alive are: Mjr Natalya, 1 Minor Hero, 1 Assassin Droid, 1 Star Commando, 1 Personal Guard, 1 Destroyer.
KILLS: 65 +1 Britannian Spearhead Class Battlecruiser, +1 Greater Daemon Champion, + 2 Creepers, +1 Recon Walker, + 1 Immortal Maniac, + 1 Hero, +1 Minor Hero
The Peach Pirates TERMINATED -SLOOPOFWAR, (formerly Birdman)
KIA: 21 + 1 Dropship, +1 Champion
Kills: 9 + 2 Immortal Elites (sort of dead), +1 Hero, +1 Battlewagon/Tank.
The Immortal Family TERMINATED - MAGIC SOAP
Kills: 37 + 1 Dropship.
Time Travelling Super Jews TERMINATED - CAPT ZIPPS (Formerly Elmagnifico)
KIA: 24 + 1 Champion
Kills: 18 + 1 Stalker and 1 Assyrian Major and Jetbike
The Deadly Spacemen Freddie
KIA: 8 + 4 Robots
Still Alive: BoB - Champion, SilvaDream
Kills: 7, +1 nifty spiff mobile +1 Mecha Hoe
The Undead Deadly Spacemen ELMAGNIFICO
KIA: 10 + Hero
Still Alive: 1 Minor Hero
Kills: 16 + I Hero +1 Immortal Maniac +1 Britannian Heavy Cruiser.
Peach Liberation Army RJ TERMINATED
KIA: 31 + 1 Champion, 2 Heros, 1 Minor Hero, 2 Recon Walkers
Kills: 3 + built a nifty spiff mobile.
Survived ZZD, and all I got was this stupid write up.
KIA: nifty spiff mobile.
Almighty Benny HIMSELF
Kills: A Legion of Blood Daemons, +1 Blood Daemon, Got High and survived ZZD.
Kills: 2 but he'll be the death of us all. + did a spot of tidying up before causing a catastrophic motorboating incident.
Warhead HIMSELF TERMINATED
Kills: A few.
KIA: Fated never ever in over a year to EVER win a game. FFFffuuuu
Proto-Figs NPC TERMINATED
KIA: All of them
KILLS: Give Peace A Chance Bro... *stab* urgh!
OBJECTIVE: Computer Core LOST
piltogg wrote:Talk of raving penis hordes frighten space-sailors everywhere, causing entire civilizations to become peaceful and friendly.
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