6) Fabio was one of the best weapons we had against the Imperials, he was utter crap and his men loved to hate him. I always smiled when I saw his useless inane smiling face in the sea of hostility, of his own men.
7) Fabio as a Death Knight! Yeah, that's all I need, a Death Knight that shouts Coooo-eeee! to his once colleagues before a battle.
We do not want the little smegger, he's useless. I wouldn't even taint the undead by feeding them his remains, the dog turd rectal sputum that he was. The body should be burned and the ashes scattered by riders to various locations, and kept under lock and key with intricate magical protection so he can never return.
8.) I wonder what the do-da inside him will be used for?..
9) If we're going to get a rep for abduction, we'll need to invent an anal probe of some description, just for appearances.