The Lego Wastelands: Turn 5 - Turn complete, orders required

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The Lego Wastelands: Turn 5 - Turn complete, orders required

Postby Warhead » Thu Apr 07, 2011 10:31 am

THE IMMORTAL MANIAC: BOOMER

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Boomer has a plan, it involves hitting things!..

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THWAKK!

Really hard: With last turns upset from his faulty gun Boomer finds his strength that much more uber. His strike is on target and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turd is sent flying.

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Cosplay Sailor Moon is narrowly missed but Fatman doesn't stand a chance.

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Panzy (yeah I got mixed up last turn as to who was Creampuff and who was Panzy, this is Panzy) makes a succesful dive for the deck...

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Unfortunately this is all contrary to Boomers excellent plans, however Teenage Mutant Ninja Turd lands right in the inferno while Fatman tucks and rolls only getting part way burnt.

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TMNT succumbs to his injuries while Fatman is lightly broiled and still a little on fire.

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Determined that his plan will work Boomer aims his Grenade Launcher for Amok, now without anyone able to Redshirt.

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Maniacs aren't known for their accuracy and the shot goes wildly off course landing 6" from Amok and harming nothing.

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Boomers look of disgust says it all. His anger increases ...as much as his appetite for eating his own gun to show it just who's boss.

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It all boils down to another action, this time melee.

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Sparks fly as Cosplay Sailor Moon foolishly attempts to block the blow...

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With predictable results.
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Postby Finn_striker » Thu Apr 07, 2011 12:50 pm

Nice start, hope you get the rest soon because this is just so awesome!
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Postby GeneralOfDeath » Thu Apr 07, 2011 2:37 pm

Do you have one of those heads with the red eye for his ultimate rage?
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Postby BFenix » Thu Apr 07, 2011 4:58 pm

Eat your gun only when it runs dry Boomer!
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Postby RJ » Fri Apr 08, 2011 12:25 pm

It's about bloody time Warhead.
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Postby Warhead » Fri Jun 03, 2011 9:02 am

+ + + IMPERIAL TROOPS TURN + + +

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Poisoned and bleeding, Silva removes the quarrel. (I swear, I picked up a face that had a grimace, somehow he ended up smiling, the sick puppy).

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His stats are limited and he will likely die soon without medical attention. Silva crawls over to Master Sgt Ecabob for the Medikit.

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Once the Multi-Dote is taken Silva feels a little better, but it's taken all his efforts to get this far. He'll have normal stats next turn and be immune to poison from now on like Bonn-o-Tron. The Medi-kit is still usable. The syringe is not, except as a weapon as it appears Silva just jabbed himself in the tadger..!

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CrazyHorse, aware that there are Scavs lurking up ahead uses his stealth to silently climb unnoticed to the walkway.

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The enemy fail to notice his quick and quiet approach...

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Until too late!

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He fires on the flying Wallie Super Nerd with his silenced SMG but misses, the multiple tasks prove just too much this turn.

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The Wallie is instantly aware but the Heavy Weapon Scav at the far end of the gantry sees nothing wrong. Just another fellow scav.

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The TerrorKhan Berserker charges forward filled with pagan bloodlust, bawling the song Immortal from his native planet where he was taken from.

"Gathering the Horde on the mountain side!
Awaiting the mourning bestial sunrise!"


SccccccCCCCRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!

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*RIIIIIIIPPP!!!*

"Diabolic winds of hate breathe!
In the chasm of the realms!"


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"In clouds above horizon, a throne of ice!
Watching silently, with a warriors eye!"


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"Winds of destruction fills our hearts with joy!"

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*SKUUUUD!* The monkey earns his friendship and knocks down a Scav child. He's disrupted, not dead.

"Portals of war lay before us!"

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*OOOOMPFF!!!*

After cutting the Scav priests hand off and flamer in two Moron lands, badly.

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F!SH looking for a clear arc of fire notices a Scav in the road.

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Fix'd!

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However, it's a day for bad endings as the Smartgun only destroys a weapon on the last remaining Crab.

MORE STILL TO COME

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And now the continuation...


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Master Sgt Ecabob gets off his duff and makes a run for the last Scav Crab.

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He makes a manly leap and lands on the things back, stabbing like a madman he takes the pilot 2Hand1Hand down by a hit point...

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BOOM!!!

2Hand1Hand desperately uses the escape hatch and explosive bolts blast Master Sgt Ecabob and the top hatch into the air.

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He lands on his ass once again in a heap and very much disrupted, still the Crab is now useless.

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Trooper BFenix moves to the right keeping a look out for some heavier weapons...

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Finding nothing better he takes a shot at the Scav Chief.

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The Scav takes a blast to the chest and loses a hit point. Very much not the Chiefs day.

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BFenix then slips back into cover, cursing the lack of heavy weapons nearby.

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Trooper Aoffan(Ross) gets confused. "Did someone say heavy weapons?" He drops his heavy auto-shotgun.

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Takes a look around...

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Sees the heavy auto-shotgun and picks it up.

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With vague puzzlement Aoffan(Ross) looks for a target, but those he specified have already been killed and nobody else is in range, ah well...

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Overwatch!

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Sniper 1st Class Krus again takes down the Scav Heavy that was anally-animated last turn.


!!!BUT WAIT!!!


I fucked up somehow when I missed Krus' orders and gave the spot to mgb519 a situation I'll now rectify...

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...attracted by the sound of gunfire and explosions a rough looking Immortal trooper, the last of his unit which was cut off and decimated joins the fray.

Trooper mgb519 can't even recall his real name, only his rank and serial number. This hardened survivor still remembers his allegiance to the Immortals though and has been fighting as best he can to survive so he can get back to his Regiment. (Mgb519 has the same stats as mentioned plus a bonus hit point which I've taken into account. The customised scav rifle has the same stats too.)

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He quickly gets to work evening the odds. Sue-Ellen's head explodes from all the alcohol she consumes.

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Sanbuca anyone?


WASTELAND SCAVS AND WALLIES TURN

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The new guys efforts don't go unnoticed and Mr Smarties and the Visible Man charge... but run out of movement... couple of dumbasses.

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Captain Vincible shoots his StaticBlaster Wallie hand gun in Trooper Krus' ear. Blue sparks wizz out of the barrel as he repeatedly pulls the trigger... the Wallie shrill laughter can be heard over the whir of the electric motor as Krus' helmet is almost singed... well, not even almost.

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Two more Wallies take a shot at Aoffan(Ross) but they miss...

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This attracts Aoffan(Ross') response fire...

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...with predictable results. Slimey is blasted apart.

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Slob seeing her slimy love muffin die is in shock... she wails and sobs over his decapitated and foul smelling corpse.

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Then picks up her lovers head like a hand grenade and seeks revenge!

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Super Wallie the Boy Blunder lands and begins to Dialog to CrazyHorse how naughty it is to be mean... CrazyHorse tells him where to go.

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With a battle screech of "Eat electro-static sparks, you naughty man you!" Crazyhorse has to suffer the indignity of being hassled to near puzzlement...

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and then with a "Tee-hee-hee!" he's gone... wtf?

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He lands near Trooper F!SH, were he proceeds to kick him in the head... to no effect.

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Three remaining Scavs move up on into strike position on the right of the ruined factory.

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Two more Scavs move into position on the left of the factory.

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The Chief Scav retrieves his sword and takes a swing at the TerrorKhan Berserker Moron...

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Thank goodness for redshirting monkeys!.. Even the other Scavs shot went wide as a result.

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Amok uses his Super-Duper Wallie Cannon. It's a hit!

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Boomer is one Hit Point down... and his trousers get a lot more sophisticated... oh, the shame!

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The Cyborg DSM Scav takes also takes a shot at Boomer but misses.

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Panzy picks himself up and Cosplay Sailormoon takes a shot at Boomer with a Scav gun but misses too.

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Always brave and true Amok legs it past his fellow Wallies.

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2Hand1Hand takes up his BattleSaw...

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and attacks Trooper F!SH, it was all he could do to get his autocannon in the way to block the blow. That weapon no longer works.

END TURN?.. not yet.

Lonely Immortal straglers cut off from their lines aren't the only thing listening in the Lego Wastelands, and gunfire and explosions can attract a lot worse...

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Undead Creepers...

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Perhaps the chemical spill undead creature sent out a Psi-Pulse or they just heard the noise of battle, which ever it was they seem keen to make some friends... out of the living.

OVERVIEW

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ORDERS REQUIRED: PLEASE POST ON THIS THREAD... and then I'll take my sweet motherluvin' time to get to them.
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Postby Moronstudios » Fri Jun 03, 2011 9:59 am

It's great to see this battle continue.
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*OOOOMPFF!!!*

After cutting the Scav priests hand off and flamer in two Moron lands, badly.

Excellent turn I would say.
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Postby enders_shadow » Fri Jun 03, 2011 10:33 am

mmm, agreed. excellent so far. Also, now that the syringe has been used by Silvadream... Aids, anyone?
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Postby GeneralOfDeath » Fri Jun 03, 2011 12:11 pm

for future reference, all malevolent spirit posts will be in red.
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Postby Killer Karetsu » Fri Jun 03, 2011 2:25 pm

Good job guys! Revenge the fallen!
EDIT: Oh ,supreme potography and effects, like always, Warhead. 8)
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Postby Warhead » Fri Jun 03, 2011 6:04 pm

Hi Silva, it wasn't until I was downloading the pics that I saw what was happening in them. It sometimes goes that way. I just went with it.

I've only just spotted that Lt Krus is AWOL and hasn't placed orders last turn. So I need orders for the Sniper, anyone want to fill his boots?
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Postby mgb519 » Fri Jun 03, 2011 6:06 pm

Warhead wrote:Hi Silva, it wasn't until I was downloading the pics that I saw what was happening in them. It sometimes goes that way. I just went with it.

I've only just spotted that Lt Krus is AWOL and hasn't placed orders last turn. So I need orders for the Sniper, anyone want to fill his boots?

Sure. I'll do it.
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Postby Warhead » Fri Jun 03, 2011 6:37 pm

True, why else would we call him one eye? We can't very well call him Japs eye in this PC mad world now can we.

@mgb519: Ok trooper, you're it. Until you die or I find someone better (Starship Troopers line, don't worry, just take deep breaths). What you need to do is read over the battle report paying attention to the character Krus who is the sniper. Here is the link: http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopi ... 44&start=0 then after that, if indeed you do read the report you post your orders here on this thread. You can do feats, but not as well as a Hero. They have slightly more chance of working if I think they are good orders/feats or tie into your specialisation, it's the bit in brackets in your stats.

Your Character stats are...

Sniper - LT KRUS wrote:

Move: 7" Armour: 6, Skill: 1D6+1 (One shot one kill: Head shot doubles damage but minus to hit is -2) Extra Bonus: Survivor - Extra Hit Point.

Heavy Sniper Rifle.
Range: 18" Use: 2+ Damage: 2D6 (+1 to hit if stationary)



That is all. Good hunting!
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Postby enders_shadow » Fri Jun 03, 2011 10:51 pm

Silverdream wrote:As long as it's funny you can portray me as you please.
Warhead, can you portray Silva with washed hair? that might make a welcome difference :D
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Postby MasterEcabob » Fri Jun 03, 2011 11:26 pm

@Silva

If worse comes to worse, we can always just use you as a meat shield. ;)

Anyway, is anyone else in need of that medpack Warhead? I remember I originally hightaled it to save half the team...but I'm thinking most of them are dead now. Right?
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