Ruffians (Silverdream)
Scarface: You stupid bastard! That oar really hurt!
He throws an axe at Action Dave, which misses and kills the cameraman.
Scarface: Let's see if you think the fucking oar hurts!
Ruffians: Those god damn coppers killed Billy!
The Ruffian in black tries to get revenge on the police, but missed with his rifle.
But a thrown knife can get the job done too.
The Ruffian with the Maniac Beer got revenge on the other policeman.
Zupponn Mining Co. (Theblackdog)
The soldier fired, but missed the Ruffian.
His buddy runs up next to him, but trips and falls flat on his face.
Another miss vs the Ruffians.
This guy connected with the Ruffian's head.
The robot missed a Jetpacking Ninja with a Top Hat.
The Zupponn Mining Co. hardsuit fires and nails the jetpack fuel, causing the ninja to explode.
Zupponn walks over to the standing tower...
...and hits it with his power mace...
...so that it does not stand anymore. Also, the Ruffian with the beer got crushed to death.
Immortals (Warhead)
SeizMech spots the Maniac Beer that was dropped by the dead Ruffian. Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
The Terrorkhan take to the air, while the Quad Laser Dakka Gun explodes a Jetpacking Ninja.
The other Terrorkhan moves up to support the Dakkakhan.
The assassin picks up his dropped weapons.
He joins the other one in successfully combining fire against the weaponless FUN.
Farce Using Ninjas (Pwnerade)
The remaining FUN practices his chef skills by chopping up the CC Scythian heavy.
Practice complete.
Sensei gets up.
And slips on the freshly spilled Scythian heavy blood.
Scythians (Killer Karetsu)
The remaining Jetpacking Ninja with a Top Hat fires his pistol at the ZMC hardsuit, taking off an arm.
He then finishes the hardsuit off by decapitation.
I believe the remaining Scythian heavy has failed to hit anything all game. That does not change here.
After tossing his useless gun aside, the Scythian starts hacking away at Sensei. He is likely venting his frustration using the OTC.
Civilians (NapalmKing)
Action Dave pulls himself off of the oar, landing painfully.
Action Dave: I would like to interview you for your awesomeness.
Scarface: Fuck off, you bastard.
Dave: But...
Scarface: I said FUCK OFF!
(Action Dave is disrupted.)
I think not knowing how to properly use the lance has led to this civilian's unfortunate situation.
Another civilian finds his spear thrust blocked by Hammerman's shield.
The Villain Actor joins the civilian mob as they move forward.
The mechaniks, finding that they have finally not been forgotten, get to work building something from the pile of rubble.
They both look at their creation in astonishment.
Miners (Robot Monkey)
The Foreman swings at the remaining FUN, who dodges the attack.
In the process of the swing, the foreman spills his coffee.
FUN: AAAHHHHH!!! IT BURNS!!!!
I have no clue what was in that coffee...Farce Using Ninjas Eliminated!
Foreman: Alright! I'll get ya each a keg of beer if you get up and fight!
Miners: Hooray!
Foreman: Now, someone get me a new coffee.
Miners: NEW COFFEE?!?!?!? Well, in that case we want a dental plan! And a new work schedule! And a...
Medieval Enthusiasts (Bragallot)
Hammerman jumps off of his shop and smashes the spear wielding civilian.
He then throws his hammer, hoping to hit the stuck civilian, but both misses and loses control of the hammer, which lands in a pile of GT.
The knight on top of the shop jumps and cleaves the stuck civilian in two.
The other two knights chase after the mob.
Overviews
Kill chart:
Zupponn Mining Co. (Theblackdog)
Kills:4
Deaths:2
Immortals (Warhead)
Kills:4
Deaths:0
Scythians (Killer Karetsu)
Kills:4
Deaths:10
Miners (Robot Monkey)
Kills:1
Deaths:0
Civilians (NapalmKing)
Kills:1
Deaths:4
Farce Using Ninjas (Pwnerade)
Kills:4
Deaths:4
Ruffians (Silverdream)
Kills:4
Deaths:3
Medieval Enthusiests (Bragallot)
Kills:2
Deaths:0
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