The Siege of Starkeep (Round 3)

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The Siege of Starkeep (Round 3)

Postby Bragallot » Sat Oct 01, 2011 1:05 pm

http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=8017

Round 3

Earth Dragon- Killer_Karetsu

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ROAR

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CHOMP The mage lives, barely.

Cassandra - enders_shadow

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Cassandra grumbled as her spell once again fumbled.

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She demolished the bodyguard's head in anger,

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then ran and collected her armour.

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The knight's sword bit into Cales' armour,

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who then struck him down!

Sargus - heavyfishcannon

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Sargus pushed one of the ballistas towards the blue titan but since he was out of range waited, for now...

Cales - Ross_Varn

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Abandoning the ram to burn the gate, the guardsmen swarmed up the ladder, butchering a mage and a knight and locking another in combat.

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The others followed soon after.

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Except one who stayed at Cales' side for the clash with Cassandra.

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Meanwhile fire and water had cancelled each other out.

(More soon)
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Postby enders_shadow » Sat Oct 01, 2011 11:10 pm

:? These dice do not seem to like me...
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Postby Killer Karetsu » Sun Oct 02, 2011 2:24 am

Hum. Feat failed, then?
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Postby Brikboyz » Tue Oct 04, 2011 8:28 pm

Can't wait for my turn. :twisted: There will be irony!
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Postby Bragallot » Thu Oct 06, 2011 8:42 am

Frederick Von B - GeneralOfDeath

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The engineer returned to the ballista, and missed.

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The catapult fired as well...

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... damaging the fortifications for a bit.

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"???"

The pistoleers wondered what to do now that their ladder was broken.

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The rest advanced.

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The ram bashed into the gate, damaging it heavily. It held for now.

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Even as he was being devoured the mage tried to cast another fireball.

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A dark mage felt a little flame, but nothing more.

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Frederick crit-failed trying to be fast ( :roll: ) and got a negative skill mod for now. He still managed to hit another crossbowman, but it didn't kill.

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He then joined the others in their assault on the gate.

Hitlerr - Ham701

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The crimson knight tried to shove Voytek, who stood firm.

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He then resorted to striking Voytek, with more success (-1 HP). The chief stabbed him in return but the knight's armour held.

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A dark mage flew up the wall to help, but his spell was puny.

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The other dark mages loosed spells down at the spearmen, not doing enough damage either.

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One got speared trying to attack.

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The cannon exploded the final swordsman as well as Cales' horse.

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Meanwhile Hitlerr was making a phonecall...

"Where the hell is my pizza? I've been waiting a fuckin' hour! I'm fuckin' starving here!"

"We've just received word from our delivery guy. He says "them fucking mage gliders have bombed my delivery route. Tell that bloke that his pizza is hot and that I may be 10 or 12 minutes late. I'm taking a detour through Doomspike Gorge."

"#|@@#6@#*#*!!!!!"

(I don't know if it was supposed to be a feat, but the roll was a... you guessed it, a '1' anyway)

More soon, hopefully with less fail.
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Postby heavyfishcannon » Thu Oct 06, 2011 3:38 pm

Pizza. Warfare is erupting all around, and hitlerr orders a pizza. Better be the best damn pizza ever, seeing those delays :D :godwin:
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Postby lawmaster » Thu Oct 06, 2011 3:41 pm

Oh god he is going to have a connumist pizza
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Postby Ham701 » Thu Oct 06, 2011 4:50 pm

It's a parody of one of my favorites subtitle parodies. Parodyception.
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Postby Bragallot » Sat Oct 08, 2011 1:24 pm

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The storm titan climbed out of his tub, and that is when Sargus made his move. A spear was launched, and it clanked off the storm titan's body.

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"I'm not done yet!"

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Sargus stomped the titan back into the water. (-1 HP) As he fell, he called out however. "Hey dragon, are you gonna join us or chew on little sissies all day long?"

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The dragon was attracted by the call. Losing interest in the mage, he charged towards Sargus, readying to headbutt him...

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"Ya think ya can just pass me eh?!"

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Haldon leapt onto the charging beast's head, knocking it on the temple, but his hammer didn't break through.

Meanwhile, on the battlements...

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*clang*

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*clatter* "I tire of you, tin man."

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Voytek attempted a particularly lethal swing, and joined the series of crit-failed heroic feats.

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It left him open for attack, but luckily for him the knight's sword didn't bite deeply enough into his armour.

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And even more luckily for Voytek two of his men made it up the battlements, shooting his enemies with some über damage rolls.

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"Come, horsies" Brockram said, and for some reason the creatures obeyed.

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Zahru had reached the top of the wall...

"You ready for a fight?!"

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"YAAAA" Zahru yelled as he called upon his troll powers, and the veins on his left arm began to bulge as the muscles of his troll arm first contracted, then expanded heavily.

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It was hard to tell who screamed louder, Zahru or the mage.

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The monster axe nearly exploded the mage and made the tower a gore-filled tub.

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The katana took another's head.

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"???"

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"Aaah!"

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"That was supposed to be your head. Ah, we'll get to that later." (you guessed it, crit fail! this has to be a record)

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The ironic punishment brigade dumbly swarmed the wall, unable to get up.

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Lord Skarr turned his attention to the other side for once...

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... and another ladder fell, this time leaving the men unharmed.

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A musketeer fell to crossbow fire.

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A cascade broke from the skies and hit into the earth dragon. If only his mate hadn't failed so badly the water mages would've certainly inflicted damage.

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The knights swarmed to the other side of the courtyard.

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One engaged the spearmen on the battlements.

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Postby Zahru II » Sat Oct 08, 2011 1:34 pm

Mildly better round than before. Mildly.
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Postby Bragallot » Sat Oct 08, 2011 1:40 pm

It was extremely frustrated to see a '1' come up whenever I made a heroic feat roll. :evil: Did I mention the smith also crit-failed?
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Postby enders_shadow » Sat Oct 08, 2011 3:17 pm

At least he managed to do something :?
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Postby heavyfishcannon » Sat Oct 08, 2011 6:07 pm

:iconcur: Come at me, lesser giants :twisted:! Sargus shall rule!! :studgod:
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