Incursion on Big Iron Turn 5+Epilogue

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Incursion on Big Iron Turn 5+Epilogue

Postby Ham701 » Mon Oct 31, 2011 3:45 pm

Sorry for the wait, I was busy being lazy.

Hammersmith Empire
Everyone combines fire on the mercenary hero.
The hero, with his knowledge of Hammersmith Empire equipment, makes a near impossible shot through the Def Buggy's view hole.
Jimbo's head shoots off in a fountain of blood
Feat succeeds.

Mercenaries Eliminated
However, since it was in motion, the Def Buggy runs over a stormtrooper.
Then a MG trooper....
Until it stops at a wall.

An officer arrives at the base with a squad of 4
"At ease troopers, I'm Captain Mauser of Sector 3-B5. What's the situation here?"
"We were attacked by a force of mercenaries and what appear to be Hessian agents, sir. They hijacked an LRV and used it in the fight. Only myself and these two soldiers remain of the original garrison"

"Very bloody. Do you know why they attacked?"

"No sir, I have no idea. Would you like to inspect the inside?"
"Ah yes, these are Hessian Uberjaegers, very deadly warriors. Their ray guns are very powerful. This is alarming that they're on the planet."
"I must be off to inform command of this. The presence of Hessian Agents in the skirmish is no mere coincidence. I suspect they are planning an invasion. As for you and your men, you will be re-assigned to a new base. Wipe the computers of any data, if they had fallen into enemy hands, god knows what damage they could have done"

"Sir, yes Sir!"

The End

Final kill chart:
Defenders: 10
Mercenaries: 6+2 posthumous-1 friendly fire
Hessians: 4

Thank you for playing and keep on the look out for the next installment in the series, coming later this week!
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Postby Bragallot » Mon Oct 31, 2011 5:22 pm

Nice fight Ham, I like the look of those figs, and the best men won :)
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Postby Silverdream » Mon Oct 31, 2011 7:07 pm

Pretty damn cool figs. It's funny how the merc hero failed every feat he tried.

As Direktor of the Third Alliance, I commend your loyalty to the Immortal Empire, and will look forward to fighting a worthy enemy.

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Postby Lord Mercat » Mon Oct 31, 2011 8:28 pm


Anyway, thanks for an awesome battle Ham, it was a lot of fun, but damn that merc hero just couldn't do anything right!
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Postby thade » Mon Oct 31, 2011 8:59 pm


Finally I win one! Good game everyone!

I'll be looking out for future updates.
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