The President's Speech (Turn 4)
Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2012 7:05 am
RIOTERS (heavyfishcannon)
Three rioters enter the reactor. Unable to lock the door they broke to enter, they throw a molotov in the entrance to keep Noxsec out.
Inside, they get to the console and stop the reactor using the emergency stop button. The whole facility is no longer powered.
"That wasn't hard!"
"Sure but.. how do we get out now?"
The baseball fan hits a home run.
The worker gets to restart his circular saw but cuts his own hand in the process.
Two rioters grab weapons and enter close combat with a riot officer but he sure knows how to defend himself.
The bottle of the drunkard is empty. He will have to find something else to do.
The spokesperson tries to break the cockpits of the interceptors by screaming anti-government drivel, hoping that it will also cause the firefighter to remain loyal but the feat fail.
The spokesperson screamed so hard that the firefighters have become deaf. They can't be influenced any longer by anyone so they go back to their primary duty: firefighting.
The last two molotov cocktails are thrown on a Deep Space Management frigate.
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RAIDERS (Alex)
The sniper gets up while another raider shoots the pirate before he could reload or find a new weapon.
"Seems like the perfect time to put this grenade launcher to good use."
The grenadier aims carefully and fire on the two remaining pirates. Critical hit!
The explosives they were carrying are triggered by the grenade blast! They are both killed by the explosion.
Having cleared all the pirates on the landing pad, the leader takes some time to look around and salvage stuff.
He finds a riot helmet (+1 armor) and a combat shotgun. He also notices that the door lock is disabled because of the lack of power.
He slides the door open and kills the trooper that was behind.
SPACE PIRATES (Silverdream)
The frigate fires again on the president but he is saved by a red-shirting officer.
Then it flies over the stage and start a circular manoeuvre.
The escort turns around to face the interceptors from Deep Space Management.
NOXSEC (mgb519)
The gunners try to retake control of the cruiser ''to create a giant fireball on the roof by blowing everything up''
"Abandon ship!!"
The manoeuvre is not very successful. They only manage to ram the presidential frigate before crashing through the roof.
Two troopers inside the building are crushed by the falling roof while a medic and two heavy troopers bail out of the cruiser.
Unfortunately, the medic kills herself when she hits the ground. The two heavy troopers ends up on the roof while a third crawls out of the shipwreck.
Agent Artin uses his ridiculous paycheck to renew his health insurance.
-Private medical team. Check!
-Supplemental health insurance. Check!
-Extra fast premium service. Check!
A medical team arrives.
They get to Matt and start an experimental treatment. The infection is stabilized and he should be completely cured the next turn.
A trooper comes in and kill the tamer. The artifact has been dropped!
Another trooper opens fire on the leader of the raiders but he is unable to hurt him. The rest of the squad is puzzled by the computer that just shut down.
"I think you've broke it."
"No I didn't!"
"Well it's not working anymore.."
"I think YOU have broke it."
A civilian is killed by Noxsec while the sergeant at the back misses the baseball fan and goes back to help defend the stage.
Around the president, several units aim for the Tars.
Seeing this, the Queen casts a defensive spell and creates a shield between them and Noxsec.
The rocket launcher fail and hits the propaganda tower. Firepower from the shotguns and the sniper is not enough to pierce the shield. The shield have 2d6 of strength remaining.
The medic revives his fallen colleague.
Despite the lack of electricity to power the remaining propaganda tower, the president continues his speech.
''War is coming citizens and we have to be prepared! Be assured that we will do whatever is necessary to maintain peace and security on our homeworld! To make sure that the system remain safe and that our domination of the sector is not compromised, new measure will be introduced.''
"What did he says?"
"I think he said there will be cake."
"What?"
"Hey look! Something is happening at the building."
"Shut up all of you! I can't hear the president!"
SAVAGES (Silent-sigfig)
*Connection with central computer was lost*.
“ooh ooh ooh AAH AAH ooh ooh eeeeee!” (“Damn you Windows OS!”)
McMonkey picks up the artifact and tosses it through the vent.
A beast catches the artifact and throws it toward the president.
Unfortunately, he didn't threw it very far.
Konar is dazed from the crash and is having a hard time to get up.
Two savages get down through the vent and throw their axes at agent Artin while the chieftain tries to figure how to operate the machine gun (skill roll fail).
The crew finishes loading and repositioning the war machine. It is now ready to fire again.
TARS (IVhorseman)
The first Master creates a breach with a powerful hit from his sword.
The Tars start to enter the building.
The operator has no chance against the power of an OTC Beamsword.
The second Master realizes that the artifact is not inside the building but on top of it so he takes a step forward and activates his teleporter.
He teleports himself next to the artifact and grabs it.
''This is just too easy!''
DEEP SPACE MANAGEMENT (piltogg)
A rocket hits the master. The aura of the artifact protects him but he is knocked four inches away and drops the artifact.
Reinforcements have arrived for Deep Space Management!
One of the interceptor opens fire on the spokesperson. The drunkard redshirt and saves him.
The second interceptor misses. Apparently, he is distracted by the fact that his interceptor is on fire..
Both interceptors complete their manoeuvre and face the enemy frigate.
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Kills:
Rioters: 4
Raiders: 10
Pirates: 13
NoxSec: 23
Savages: 6
Tars: 1
Deep Space Management: 1
Send orders for turn 5!
Three rioters enter the reactor. Unable to lock the door they broke to enter, they throw a molotov in the entrance to keep Noxsec out.
Inside, they get to the console and stop the reactor using the emergency stop button. The whole facility is no longer powered.
"That wasn't hard!"
"Sure but.. how do we get out now?"
The baseball fan hits a home run.
The worker gets to restart his circular saw but cuts his own hand in the process.
Two rioters grab weapons and enter close combat with a riot officer but he sure knows how to defend himself.
The bottle of the drunkard is empty. He will have to find something else to do.
The spokesperson tries to break the cockpits of the interceptors by screaming anti-government drivel, hoping that it will also cause the firefighter to remain loyal but the feat fail.
The spokesperson screamed so hard that the firefighters have become deaf. They can't be influenced any longer by anyone so they go back to their primary duty: firefighting.
The last two molotov cocktails are thrown on a Deep Space Management frigate.
Overwatch
RAIDERS (Alex)
The sniper gets up while another raider shoots the pirate before he could reload or find a new weapon.
"Seems like the perfect time to put this grenade launcher to good use."
The grenadier aims carefully and fire on the two remaining pirates. Critical hit!
The explosives they were carrying are triggered by the grenade blast! They are both killed by the explosion.
Having cleared all the pirates on the landing pad, the leader takes some time to look around and salvage stuff.
He finds a riot helmet (+1 armor) and a combat shotgun. He also notices that the door lock is disabled because of the lack of power.
He slides the door open and kills the trooper that was behind.
SPACE PIRATES (Silverdream)
The frigate fires again on the president but he is saved by a red-shirting officer.
Then it flies over the stage and start a circular manoeuvre.
The escort turns around to face the interceptors from Deep Space Management.
NOXSEC (mgb519)
The gunners try to retake control of the cruiser ''to create a giant fireball on the roof by blowing everything up''
"Abandon ship!!"
The manoeuvre is not very successful. They only manage to ram the presidential frigate before crashing through the roof.
Two troopers inside the building are crushed by the falling roof while a medic and two heavy troopers bail out of the cruiser.
Unfortunately, the medic kills herself when she hits the ground. The two heavy troopers ends up on the roof while a third crawls out of the shipwreck.
Agent Artin uses his ridiculous paycheck to renew his health insurance.
-Private medical team. Check!
-Supplemental health insurance. Check!
-Extra fast premium service. Check!
A medical team arrives.
They get to Matt and start an experimental treatment. The infection is stabilized and he should be completely cured the next turn.
A trooper comes in and kill the tamer. The artifact has been dropped!
Another trooper opens fire on the leader of the raiders but he is unable to hurt him. The rest of the squad is puzzled by the computer that just shut down.
"I think you've broke it."
"No I didn't!"
"Well it's not working anymore.."
"I think YOU have broke it."
A civilian is killed by Noxsec while the sergeant at the back misses the baseball fan and goes back to help defend the stage.
Around the president, several units aim for the Tars.
Seeing this, the Queen casts a defensive spell and creates a shield between them and Noxsec.
The rocket launcher fail and hits the propaganda tower. Firepower from the shotguns and the sniper is not enough to pierce the shield. The shield have 2d6 of strength remaining.
The medic revives his fallen colleague.
Despite the lack of electricity to power the remaining propaganda tower, the president continues his speech.
''War is coming citizens and we have to be prepared! Be assured that we will do whatever is necessary to maintain peace and security on our homeworld! To make sure that the system remain safe and that our domination of the sector is not compromised, new measure will be introduced.''
"What did he says?"
"I think he said there will be cake."
"What?"
"Hey look! Something is happening at the building."
"Shut up all of you! I can't hear the president!"
SAVAGES (Silent-sigfig)
*Connection with central computer was lost*.
“ooh ooh ooh AAH AAH ooh ooh eeeeee!” (“Damn you Windows OS!”)
McMonkey picks up the artifact and tosses it through the vent.
A beast catches the artifact and throws it toward the president.
Unfortunately, he didn't threw it very far.
Konar is dazed from the crash and is having a hard time to get up.
Two savages get down through the vent and throw their axes at agent Artin while the chieftain tries to figure how to operate the machine gun (skill roll fail).
The crew finishes loading and repositioning the war machine. It is now ready to fire again.
TARS (IVhorseman)
The first Master creates a breach with a powerful hit from his sword.
The Tars start to enter the building.
The operator has no chance against the power of an OTC Beamsword.
The second Master realizes that the artifact is not inside the building but on top of it so he takes a step forward and activates his teleporter.
He teleports himself next to the artifact and grabs it.
''This is just too easy!''
DEEP SPACE MANAGEMENT (piltogg)
A rocket hits the master. The aura of the artifact protects him but he is knocked four inches away and drops the artifact.
Reinforcements have arrived for Deep Space Management!
One of the interceptor opens fire on the spokesperson. The drunkard redshirt and saves him.
The second interceptor misses. Apparently, he is distracted by the fact that his interceptor is on fire..
Both interceptors complete their manoeuvre and face the enemy frigate.
Overwatch
Kills:
Rioters: 4
Raiders: 10
Pirates: 13
NoxSec: 23
Savages: 6
Tars: 1
Deep Space Management: 1
Send orders for turn 5!