Big frenzied melee between all factions. Only one Newt Gingrich supporter left though.
Jimmy McMillain is stoned off his ass and is currently in the path of a charging horse.
Vermin Supreme was trampled by the horses. So was a rent is too damn high criminal.
This horse ate the glitter bomb in an attempt to turn into a unicorn, but instead turned dapper.
Rich Santorum Did nothing, while Gingrich tried to use his "hypocrisy powers to summon a team of demon lawyers." however, all that happens is that newt looses the evangelical vote.
Similarly, Mitt Romney tries to summon moonmen, but only proves how out-of touch he is. Ron paul says that the government shouldn't worry about Jimmy McMillain being 2 Damn High.
Colbert turned into MECHACOLBERT and is out to kill everyone except for his staff.
