Winter Has Arrived Turn 3: Orders ples

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Winter Has Arrived Turn 3: Orders ples

Postby Colette » Sat Apr 07, 2012 8:39 pm

Trattorians+Praetorians
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Admiral Ashley (Trattoria): Shit, that Emperor class is allied against us. One volley from those 16 large lasers will wipe out our fleet! We must take it out before it has a chance to do anything!
Admiral Sidnakli (Praetoria): Alright, then we will combine our fleets and massacre the Scythian vessel. The Praetorians are willing to fire all their weapons at the Emperor.
Admiral Ashley: As are the Trattorians.
Admiral Sidnakli: Pray that the Triangle smiles upon us today...

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And with that, every functioning weapon in the entire Trattorian and Praetorian fleets was fired at the Emperor class battleship, with a potential damage roll of 180d6+65.

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WHAT IS OUR DAMAGE LEVEL?

OVER 900!!!!!!!


Needless to say, while even the mighty Emperor melted into slag under 992 points of damage, it was a tough bitch and absorbed 532 points of damage before succumbing. Needless to say, I would not want to face it again in battle.

SCYTHIANS ELIMINATED

RIN
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The RIN regroup and prepare to bombard the Trattorians.

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The half-dead frigate is now fully dead.

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The gunboats and cruiser, however, chip off a few more pieces off the battleship. They’re dangerously close to destroying the bridge.

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Meanwhile the skilled RIN pilots continue their dogfighting.

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They manage to take out three Praetorian fighters and...

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...three Trattorian fighters.

Bavaria
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The Bavarians prepare to dish out some punishment on Praetoria. Also, LOL forgot pics but they take out two squads of Praetorian fighters.

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The Praetorian battleship V is smashed further, loses its bridge and doubtless will be eliminated next turn. It is reduced to a literal gun with engines.

Akkadians
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The Akkadians deploy two more fighters to engage incoming Trattorians.

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The carriers then turn back and start retreating deeper into RIN space. Also, the bombers detach from the asteroid and move to bolster the RIN lines.

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The Akkadian gunboats+fighters then eliminate a whole squadron of Trattorian fighters.

Avalonians
LOL no pic of Avalonian commander. Maybe next time.
Captain Aeglu: Let’s see, a communiqué from the RIN.
[quote=”RIN”]"Nice to see you showed up! Now go handle those pesky Praetorians."[/quote]
Captain Aeglu: Okay.

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Avalon orients itself in Praetoria’s direction, preparing a massive volley on their flagship.

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The Space Oddity takes a hit! Although it will take a little more than that to destroy it.

MASS
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The MASS frigate escorts focus fire on the asteroid in hopes of deflecting back at the TA fórces.

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They succeed so well, they not only deflect it back at the RIN, but they crack it open as well.

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The cruisers have more important things to do though, and they vaporize the leading Bavarian cruiser.

Overviews
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Kill Table:

Trattorians:
Fighters/Bombers: 0
Gunboats: 0
Frigates: 0
Destroyers: 3
Cruisers: 0
Battleships: (1/2)
Space Stations: 1

Praetorians:
Fighters/Bombers: 0
Gunboats: 4
Frigates: 0
Destroyers: 2
Cruisers: 1
Battleships: (1/2)
Space Stations: 1

RIN:
Fighters/Bombers: 9
Gunboats: 0
Frigates: 1
Destroyers: 1
Cruisers: 0
Battleships: 0
Space Stations: 0

Bavaria:
Fighters/Bombers: 8
Gunboats: 0
Frigates: 0
Destroyers: 0
Cruisers: 0
Battleships: 0
Space Stations: 0

Akkadians:
Fighters/Bombers: 6
Gunboats: 0
Frigates: 1
Destroyers: 0
Cruisers: 0
Battleships: 0
Space Stations: 0

Scythians: Terminated
Fighters/Bombers: 0
Gunboats: 0
Frigates: 0
Destroyers: 0
Cruisers: 0
Battleships: 0
Space Stations: 0

Avalonians:
Fighters/Bombers: 0
Gunboats: 0
Frigates: 0
Destroyers: 0
Cruisers: 0
Battleships: 0
Space Stations: 0

MASS:
Fighters/Bombers: 0
Gunboats: 0
Frigates: 0
Destroyers: 0
Cruisers: 1
Battleships: 0
Space Stations: 0


SEND IN YOUR ORDERS NOW
Last edited by Colette on Mon Apr 09, 2012 8:13 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Re: Winter Has Arrived Turn 3

Postby mgb519 » Sat Apr 07, 2012 10:47 pm

Good job, Whiteagle.
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Re: Winter Has Arrived Turn 3

Postby Whiteagle » Sat Apr 07, 2012 11:40 pm

mgb519 wrote:Good job, Whiteagle.

Don't celebrate just yet, Colette asked me for the Conifer's LDD file "for a forum battle"...

I don't know if he'll use it for this particular match but, if one does show up in Annihilation Escort configuration, it probably has enough firepower to take out everyone...
Of course, the Conifer class with that set-up probably has enough dakka to take out an entire, undamaged space armada on its own anyways, but yeah...
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Re: Winter Has Arrived Turn 3

Postby RunsWithLegos » Sun Apr 08, 2012 12:38 am

fuck YES!!!
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Re: Winter Has Arrived Turn 3

Postby dilanski » Sun Apr 08, 2012 6:47 am

Whiteagle wrote:
mgb519 wrote:Good job, Whiteagle.

Don't celebrate just yet, Colette asked me for the Conifer's LDD file "for a forum battle"...

I don't know if he'll use it for this particular match but, if one does show up in Annihilation Escort configuration, it probably has enough firepower to take out everyone...
Of course, the Conifer class with that set-up probably has enough dakka to take out an entire, undamaged space armada on its own anyways, but yeah...


Perhaps he has other things coming in as well...
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Re: Winter Has Arrived Turn 3

Postby Whiteagle » Sun Apr 08, 2012 7:56 am

dilanski wrote:Perhaps he has other things coming in as well...

Oh God, he wouldn't!
Colette has enough issues with chains in LDD, bring in both Exodus and Conifer class Dreadnoughts would cause his computer to explode from the sheer awesomeness!
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Re: Winter Has Arrived Turn 3

Postby Colette » Sun Apr 08, 2012 8:59 am

@Whiteale: Meh, chains are an issue of their own. I would say one chain is equivalent to trying to move three-thousand normal pieces, a high number of pieces doesn't bother me as long as I don't try to move them all at once.

@Everyone: My next major battle in the AN-TA war isn’t coming in...a while. First, I’ve got school to burrow through, though since this is LDD I can probably add on cumulatively until school’s out. However, I then have my large, real-life minifig scale epic forum battle. If I do manage to execute what I have in mind though...well, all I’ll say is planetary invasion.

Interpret that as you wish.
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Re: Winter Has Arrived Turn 3

Postby Silent-sigfig » Sun Apr 08, 2012 10:24 am

Awesome battle

I just disassembled all of my stuff except for the forum battle.

Once election season is over it'll be time to get back into the AN.

Does anyone know what typical Third entente soldiers look like?
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Re: Winter Has Arrived Turn 3

Postby Robot Monkey » Sun Apr 08, 2012 10:25 am

TA soldiers can be pretty much any soldier from any of the members, so RIN guys, Bavarians, Akkadians, etc.
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Re: Winter Has Arrived Turn 3

Postby Silent-sigfig » Sun Apr 08, 2012 10:28 am

Grey, Black, and dark blue sounds like a good combo.

although red and black makes a good counter for the white-and-blue of the AN
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Re: Winter Has Arrived Turn 3

Postby Colette » Sun Apr 08, 2012 10:54 am

By the way, the next topic posted in this forum will be its 1337th topic, so send in those orders fast!
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Re: Winter Has Arrived Turn 3

Postby mgb519 » Sun Apr 08, 2012 11:24 am

Colette wrote:By the way, the next topic posted in this forum will be its 1337th topic, so send in those orders fast!

funnily enough, 1337 is the last four digits in my home phone number.
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Re: Winter Has Arrived Turn 3

Postby tymon555 » Sun Apr 08, 2012 2:15 pm

F*ck this shit! TA wreak on this pussy, juvenile AN!
Oh, He's here.
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Re: Winter Has Arrived Turn 3

Postby IVhorseman » Sun Apr 08, 2012 8:28 pm

Gonna send the Akkadian frigates and carriers to join the Avalonian charge, sending my bombers to start wailing on the Mega-carrier's frigate escort, and I'm firing the marine drop pods at the unscratched Praetorian battleship. All gunboats and fighters to destroy the other trattorian fighter wing and start firing at the frigates.
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Re: Winter Has Arrived Turn 3

Postby Colette » Mon Apr 09, 2012 8:12 pm

I NEED ORDERS FROM: SILVERDREAM, SEMAJ NAGIRRAC
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